Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in Badger Den in Wales http://u842p409.ilyke.net/there-will-never-be-a-headline-this-incredible-ever-again-/30275
That one I can believe. I used to bar tend at Red Lobster. When I started there, I was broke. For about a month I lived off those things.
I can't find the headline but former World Series of Poker Winner Greg Raymer was arrested in a prostitution sting and the headline read. "Poker Player Greg Raymer not satisfied with his hand" Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
These aren't headlines but... More below: http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/04/26/unfortunate-publishing-layouts-of-our-time/