I've always loved this one.. For those missing a few brain cells or overzealous attorneys... Eggs.. That may contain.... EGGS!!
this thread is going to take me away from the GML forum, which I suppose is great for all the other GM's.
this one has me but only click if you're over 18. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-AJBwStYO_...was+****ed+dr+heckle+funny+fail+headlines.png
You have to send naked pictures of yourself to Boik. Lots of naked pictures. Oh and don't ask him first, because then it can be proven he was asking for them. Just immediately start sending him the pictures with no explanation. After 2 months of that, you can ask him and he'll be more than happy to do it. But start the pictures soon. Be creative, use mirrors, do yoga, bring in props, etc.
Actually that was my second good idea. Without my input, they were going to Bruce Sparkles & The Q Street Band and his big song was going to be "Born in the East Village". So, you're welcome you ********.