Michael, I moved this to the lounge as I have no idea why you would put this in pofo.. without more information, it probably should go to spam.
Sorry Marty. I realized later that it should have gone in the lounge. The PoFo is my first instinct as it's where I post the most and I wasn't thinking very clearly today. Unfortunately, this happened on top of my unprofessional HMO insisting that I have to see a SOCIAL WORKER to receive physical therapy for my herniated disks for which I've an MRI scan. It hasn't been a good day. Just to update he apologized a few minutes ago.
Roommates suck. I have one (I live with him and my girlfriend) and the drama is endless. My roommate is a neat freak. Now, I have no issue with this. In fact, being a clean freak is a good thing but he takes it to entirely new levels. If things are not "just right" he broods but does not ask questions or confront the situation. He *****es to other people and complains on Facebook and it is usually about the STUPIDEST ****. The best thing is when he turns the dishwasher on at 5:30 AM on a weekday or cranks up the vacuum at 7:00 AM on a Saturday morning.....that is annoying.
this just means he'll never see the retaliation coming. my vote is for replacing the detergent in jug with bleach.
This is example 48,658 of 1,000,000 reasons to never have a roommate. But yeah. I'd take a baseball bat to his face 30 or 40 times I were you.
Never have a roommate who dates (and ****s) a fat chick twice his size and locks himself the bathroom with her while drunk in the middle of the night, causing one to take showers at the gym and pissing outside the dorms near the bushes. Oh, and did I mention he has sex with her in random times on his bed? It's like watching an amoeba engulf a particle. *shudders*
Whooaaa, what the heck did you just say Okay, one more time, but this time lets leave out the Engrish..... Just kidding of course bro
Hmm, yea, lotta run on sentences. Reckon I oughta try that lists code: Roommate date fat chick Roommate lock himself in bathroom with fat chick while drunk Hump fat chick in bathroom while drunk I have to go to gym for showers and outside bushes for #1 Roommate also hump fat chick on his bed and desk Roommate humping fat chick = microorganism phagocytosis
OMFG... That last one made me laugh out loud enough for my girls to come running in..... Is that some of your fancy-dancy medical schooling talking for you now.. Absolutely classic
I'm not in med school yet. Though it does look eerily like a certain cell biology video I saw sophomore year.
It's better now. I think that he felt guilty over the whole thing, so after he moved the rack back outside (I had taken it inside when it started to rain) he made room for both of us. It's said that positive reinforcement is the key, so I thanked him for it.
Deep down I am glad it worked out, However, On my very very shallow exterior, I wanted to hear how you got retribution by putting his hand in warm water while he slept, or how you told his girlfriend he has STD's or how you at least short-sheeted his bed......
