April phinfools tourney........

I see what you did there...

 

vote for me.....or i quit the radio show.....
























im ****ing serious

 

This makes me want to call Chris's bluff...

 

Hmmmm, I seem to remember......

 

Just cause you hate minorities....

 

vote for me! wait...i didnt make it

 

What?! You didn't make it? My Co-GM will not forgotten.

 

That is a travesty! A hornswaggling of grand, no EPIC proportions! I would give up my spot to you, but alas, others have given so much to my campaign, that for me to essentially quit, would send a message to Nazis, Communists, Terrorists, and The LOOPWEB (Loyal Order of People Who Eat Babies) that they can win. We cannot have that.

So, in short, I hope when it comes time to vote, that you'll side with a simple man who feels your pain and even tried to give you his spot, so you can stand up and be counted as a man of principle, integrity, intelligence, attractiveness, and unmitigated awesomeness.

 

Vote for me...

Or don't, its cool.

 

You can have my spot.

 

Paul13 kicks kittens...I cant vote for a guy like that...

 

bahahahahahahahah wow lucky....just wow.

 

Lucky is a great poster, and he deserves your votes. But i'll tell you of another great poster, who would be honored to face off against Mr. Luciano in the Elite 8. And that poster, is Finascious D. Fin D, while a supreme underdog in this tournament, has been dreaming of this moment his whole life. But it ain't just a dream, because it's slowly becoming reality. Imagine the storylines for that colossal elite 8 matchup...
"Cinderella Story Finascious D, surviving a scary play-in match and upsetting the tournament's number 1 seed Dr. AstroZoom, faces the toughest challenge yet. To upset #2 Seed unluckyluciano, who has been dominating his half of the bracket, Fin D will have to fight harder than ever. To be sure though, a great match to be had"

Good luck to lucky, and remember:
Vote Finascious D



.. oh and also, if you don't like storylines, just know that the further you vote a 16 seed, the 'easier' it will be for your man lucky to win in the elite 8.

 

Lucky, you're screwed like a groupie at a KISS concert. No way you advance more than one round.

 

That's how I roll, and I've been a grandpa for 5 years now. Who do you people want to vote for, Opie, a nice loving family oriented guy:


Or Lucky, a border hopping welfare collecting, food stamp abusing ingrate:

 

KISS is still touring.

Way to keep up on current events.

 

Would you like me to remove other peoples advertisements so we can keep your thread on track?

 

And, I assume, banging groupies.

 

The only seafood Lucky can guarantee is some crabs.

 

I was being super serial, honest.

 

Here's the pitch....Oooooooh, swing and a miss!

 

Why are we even doing this right now? We should wait until we're going head to head.

 

Now there's a visual I didn't want....

 

Here's the windup...he delivers...steeeeeee-rike two!

 

Usually by noon he's had two balls, not two strikes.

 

It is high....it is far.....it....is....GONE!!!!

(methinks only NYers will get that one...)