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An author's funny take on Joe Philbin's attempt to brave 'The Oregon Trail'

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Colmax, Jan 8, 2015.

  1. Colmax

    Colmax Well-Known Member

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    It's a lengthy read, but definitely creative and hilarious!

    Link: HERE
     
  2. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    Who died of dysentery first? lol
     
  3. bran

    bran Senior Member

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    oh man this was hilarious.

    "the fourth member of the group will be Brian Hartline. He has no discernible skills, but when you’re taking on a task as daunting as The Oregon Trail, it’s always good to have a gritty white guy who will give 110% and do all of the little things. I’m probably going to regret choosing him over someone more talented and skilled, but, hey, that’s the Dolphins! And, finally, the last man joining the group will be Stephen Ross, chosen simply for comedic purposes."

    "At Matt’s General Store, I stock up on oxen, food, clothing, bullets, and spare wagon parts. Staying true to the Miami Dolphins roster, I decide to skimp in some areas, going with barely any ammunition and only one extra wagon wheel, axle, and tongue. If any part of the wagon were to break, like say a Branden Albert, things could go south in a hurry."

    :lol:
     
  4. Hobiesailor

    Hobiesailor Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    My favorite line is the editors note
     
  5. byroan

    byroan Giggity Staff Member Administrator Luxury Box

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    That's great. I played this game yesterday and couldn't finish it. A thief stole all of my oxen and after trying to trade about 30 times, couldn't find anyone offering Ox. I suppose they all died right there.

    [​IMG]

    Sadly, Ross answered No.
     
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  6. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    :lol:
     
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  7. 2socks

    2socks Rebuilding Since 1973

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    Lmao
     
  8. resnor

    resnor Derp Sherpa

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    That was awesome. Loved it.
     
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  9. JimToss

    JimToss Thank You Chad Pennington

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    This was great!

    To me, for some reason, this is spot on Philbin.
     
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  10. BayAreaFinFan

    BayAreaFinFan D'oh

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    This was hilarious. Sad thing is, I can see Philbin playing this game a thousand times and not changing one aproach. Lol
     
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  11. Colmax

    Colmax Well-Known Member

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    That was mine as well! Perfectly said.
     

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