An 18 year old girl likes me, tell me why not?...

"McLovin wrote:

You stole my jorts didnt you.

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maybe™

"Bpk wrote:

Be a man CiF… post a selfie of you that we can mock to take the heat off your "special lady-friend". She's getting destroyed in here as you stand idly by….. unless that's your 'thing' and you're pleasuring yourself reading this.

"CashInFist wrote:

I see you guys are back at the welfare office. Good on ya.

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Spotted CiF utilizing technology to bypass Federal and State laws regarding himself and school zones...

I've got it, CiF started this thread and has kept it going until his "lady friend" was of legal age of consent!

Effin' BRILLIANT..a farm system

Her husband found out about us. I talked to him on the phone yesterday morning. It wasn't pretty. Lol

"CashInFist wrote:

Her husband found out about us. I talked to him on the phone yesterday morning. It wasn't pretty. Lol

not much in that state is. :p

So ummm.... will you be making it up to him at the next family reunion err?

"phinsational wrote:

not much in that state is.

Are you saying she's ugly? Because I beg to differ. I don't think there's anything that isn't wonderful about her...

"CashInFist wrote:

Are you saying she's ugly? Because I beg to differ. I don't think there's anything that isn't wonderful about her...

oh, thought you were talking about him.

Not knocking your lady. I think she looks very sophisticated as an 80's business woman.

"phinsational wrote:

oh, thought you were talking about him.

Not knocking your lady. I think she looks very sophisticated as an 80's business woman.

No I wasn't talking about him at all. I couldn't care less about her husband. Her kids and she moved into my house with me for 3 days. I didn't work all last week and I haven't eaten in 5 days now. I feel like I'm gonna pass out every time I try to stand up. And I feel like I'm nothing more than a piece of ass. I have at least 10 women right now that want to have sex with me as soon as I give the word, but I can't stop wanting to be with her. Does that make me weird? Lol

"CashInFist wrote:

No I wasn't talking about him at all. I couldn't care less about her husband. Her kids and she moved into my house with me for 3 days. I didn't work all last week and I haven't eaten in 5 days now. I feel like I'm gonna pass out every time I try to stand up. And I feel like I'm nothing more than a piece of ass. I have at least 10 women right now that want to have sex with me as soon as I give the word, but I can't stop wanting to be with her. Does that make me weird? Lol

No. The probability that she is very likely related to you, does.

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"CashInFist wrote:

No I wasn't talking about him at all. I couldn't care less about her husband. Her kids and she moved into my house with me for 3 days. I didn't work all last week and I haven't eaten in 5 days now. I feel like I'm gonna pass out every time I try to stand up. And I feel like I'm nothing more than a piece of ass. I have at least 10 women right now that want to have sex with me as soon as I give the word, but I can't stop wanting to be with her. Does that make me weird? Lol

Sounds like the lyrics to a country song.

"bigbry wrote:

Sounds like the lyrics to a country song.

yeah but nothing happened to his dog yet and his truck didn't break down.

"CashInFist wrote:

No I wasn't talking about him at all. I couldn't care less about her husband. Her kids and she moved into my house with me for 3 days. I didn't work all last week and I haven't eaten in 5 days now. I feel like I'm gonna pass out every time I try to stand up. And I feel like I'm nothing more than a piece of ass. I have at least 10 women right now that want to have sex with me as soon as I give the word, but I can't stop wanting to be with her. Does that make me weird? Lol

Makes the CiF I know sound weird. lol.
No man, makes you sound like a..... like aaaaa.. sh-t this harder than I thought..... like a normal person.

"CashInFist wrote:

Her husband found out about us. I talked to him on the phone yesterday morning. It wasn't pretty. Lol

"How could you bang our cousin behind my back bubba??!!"

White folks call each other bubba right?

"phinsational wrote:

Makes the CiF I know sound weird. lol.
No man, makes you sound like a..... like aaaaa.. sh-t this harder than I thought..... like a normal person.

I'm so hurting right now...

"CashInFist wrote:

I'm so hurting right now...

That's what you get for banging another dudes woman.

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"McLovin wrote:

That's what you get for banging another dudes woman.

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I know. But the Player fell in love...

I'll bet you guys are laughing your f**king asses off at me right now. And I wouldn't blame you.

"CashInFist wrote:

I'll bet you guys are laughing your f**king asses off at me right now. And I wouldn't blame you.

yes.

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"CashInFist wrote:

I know. But the Player fell in love...

you actually capitalized the "P"? :chuckle:

"phinsational wrote:

you actually capitalized the "P"? :chuckle:

Once a "P"layer, always a player. Lol

"CashInFist wrote:

I'll bet you guys are laughing your f**king asses off at me right now. And I wouldn't blame you.

We're laughing at you of course, it's the nature of the thread......... but there's a tiny semblance of sympathy in there too b/c unfortunately you're still one of us.

And that's the only hug you'll be getting in this thread, so pull your head out of your ass and figure out how to move on and let the situation on her end develop organically on its own without your involvement. Otherwise she may end up resenting you severely and thus driving a spike into your chances permanently. If she needs a place to stay, I'm sure even Westerginia has hotels. Or she can find a relative who isn't related to her husband. This is something she needs to figure out for herself, with as clear a mind as possible. If she ends up choosing you, you'll want her to have done it under a rational head so that she never second-guesses herself later on. Now go get f***ing drunk and spend the entire night watching pron..... or take your kid on a trip or something.

"CashInFist wrote:

I'll bet you guys are laughing your f**king asses off at me right now. And I wouldn't blame you.

No man we aren't laughing our asses off right now, we have been the whole time.

"phinsational wrote:

We're laughing at you of course, it's the nature of the thread......... but there's a tiny semblance of sympathy in there too b/c unfortunately you're still one of us.

And that's the only hug you'll be getting in this thread, so pull your head out of your ass and figure out how to move on and let the situation on her end develop organically on its own without your involvement. Otherwise she may end up resenting you severely and thus driving a spike into your chances permanently. If she needs a place to stay, I'm sure even Westerginia has hotels. Or she can find a relative who isn't related to her husband. This is something she needs to figure out for herself, with as clear a mind as possible. If she ends up choosing you, you'll want her to have done it under a rational head so that she never second-guesses herself later on. Now go get f***ing drunk and spend the entire night watching pron..... or take your kid your kid on a trip or something.

That's the best advice from anyone I've talked to. And that's including my mother who brought a plate of food to me today because she was worried about me. I set it on the floor and gave it to the dog after she left. Lol