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An 18 year old girl likes me, tell me why not?...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by CashInFist, Oct 28, 2012.

  1. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    True.
     
  2. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    So back on topic, who do you think is hotter? Lol
     
  3. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    lol. I'm the idiot but you just agreed with a guy who brags about how much sex he as and also brags that he's a drunk, but says he's a better parent than his ex wife who is, get this, a drunken whore.

    I'll leave you two slobbering knuckle dragging nippleheads to your stupidity. Enjoy.
     
  4. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    WV does neighbor Ohio.
     
  5. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    The chick you went to see tonight???
     
  6. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Yes. You ARE the idiot.
     
  7. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    That was last night. And I haven't posted any pics of her. I can't. Tapatalk won't allow me to for some reason. The 2 in the let's help Cash thread. #1 or #2?
     
  8. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    The comic stupidity writes itself.
     
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  9. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Do you have any flaws?
     
  10. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    #2...

    Something about a woman with "I'm with stupid" tattooed on her ****, really gets me going.
     
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  11. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Are you PERFECT?
     
  12. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    She was the head cheerleader and there's no doubt she's gorgeous. But I'm telling you right now, #1 owns my heart. I think she's perfect in every way Fin...
     
  13. Fin-Omenal

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    You just answered your own question then sir.
     
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  14. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    But, she's still living with her husband...
     
  15. Fin-Omenal

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    Kill him.
     
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  16. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Lmfao. She said she still loves me Fin. I think she is going to leave him after her son gets married to his fiancé this month. They both live at her house. She is so awesome. I can't explain it. She Rocks Me...
     
  17. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    That would make you a homewrecker
     
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  18. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    I've been called a lot worse than that.
     
  19. Ohio Fanatic

    Ohio Fanatic Twuaddle or bust Club Member

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    Just because you're nice to your kid, that doesn't make you a wonderful father. that just makes you better than people who beat their kids. Let's go over the list
    - dating someone who is married
    - pining to get back with your ex that you apparently dumped out of laziness - someone else who is married
    - mentioned sleeping with a whore
    - borderline or full alcoholic

    Basically, you are the role model of the worst kind of your kid. Your kid is going to see how you go through life and likely end up repeating your mistakes. So, no, you are not a wonderful father.

    Here's an idea, stop the whining. stop the pining for attention for all the dumbass stuff that you do. You know what you are doing is wrong. do something about it and set a good example for your kid - for once. If you're too insecure to handle all this crap, then get help. Go see a psychotherapist, go to AA. Your 41, stop acting like a kid.
     
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  20. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Actually, I'm 42. Today.
     
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  21. Ohio Fanatic

    Ohio Fanatic Twuaddle or bust Club Member

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    Happy Birthday Old man
     
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  22. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Thanks! My dating profile says I'm 35. I'm not joking. Lol
     
  23. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    On adultfriendfinder.com or farmersonly.com? ... both? lmao...

    Happy Birthday, Rob. You do know that there are "hot chicks" at AA meetings as well, right? :shifty:
     
  24. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    I'm calling an alcohol outpatient detox facility on my birthday. Yay! Lol
     
  25. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    About me:
    Ladies ladies ladies.. Have no fear Cash in Fist is here!

    I own one shirt, one hat and one 10 karat gold chain that will appear in every picture I take. It's an image.


    First date:

    probably Bob Evans and then if that goes well and by well I mean you pay for it, we can head over to the Holiday Inn for some wrastlin.


    You should message me if:

    Do you want a 35(42 today) year old man who loves lonely unhappy desperate housewives? Do you find it hot when he chugs a beer at 7:30 am after a night of binge drinking (again)? Will you pose in your underwear in front of a farm equipment calendar so I can post it to a football message board? How hot are used car salesmen, especially in West by god Virginia?

    I know, I know, keep your panties on.
     
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  26. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    And it's Match.com. LOL
     
  27. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    I know what you mean

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  28. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    lol
     
  29. Ohio Fanatic

    Ohio Fanatic Twuaddle or bust Club Member

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    scary thing: in West Virginia, that profile puts him in the top quartile. My in-laws live in OH, but close to West Virginia, I know the kind (unfortunately).
    My advice to you CiF, don't EVER move out of W Virginia. If you go to a real city, you'll be in a world of hurt when it comes to women. Stay where you are and just be comfortable.
     
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  30. Fin D

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    Not just the women thing. Here's some other things CiF would struggle with in another area:

    - Vaccinations
    - Plumbing
    - Racial diversity
    - signs with words on them
     
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  31. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    That "no bestiality" thing would be a hurdle too.
     
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  32. bigbry

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    lol
     
  33. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    What did you just say? I can't read that.
     
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  34. bigbry

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    And with that CiF takes the long dirt nap due to Hepatorenal syndrome.

    RIP CiF. I hope all the skank you been nailing can go on without you.

    RIP
     
  35. RGF

    RGF THE FINSTER Club Member

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    I don't know if everything on here is actually true, and I really don't care... but I`m laughing my as off at some of these posts.

    "I`m 35 (42 today)" hahahaha
     
  36. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Do you have a little sister? Lol
     
  37. RGF

    RGF THE FINSTER Club Member

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    How little ??
     
  38. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    She has to be at least 18ish. Lmao
     
  39. Ohio Fanatic

    Ohio Fanatic Twuaddle or bust Club Member

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    that's a little over-the-hill for West Virginia, isn't it? West Virginia's version of a MILF
     
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  40. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Hence the "ish". Lol
     

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