An 18 year old girl likes me, tell me why not?...

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MAMaingeforum_veteran
May 6, 2013, 10:04 AM

Holy ****, this thread is still going on?

Fin DFin Dforum_veteran
May 6, 2013, 10:15 AM

"Mainge wrote:

Holy ****, this thread is still going on?

This thread is like the chlamydia that CiC's gunch gave him, if left untreated it does not go away.

***Note*** I define gunch as the following: Go to a trailer park and line up all the women that live there. Pick the "prettiest one". The gunch would be her sister. You know, that trashy bitter bitch whose hair is always wet for some reason.

bigbrybigbryNew Member
May 6, 2013, 10:18 AM

"padre31 wrote:

Now that is a bit better, you aren't squinting into the camera

But still, do better Bro, have a friend take it for you

There it is...he has none.

He cant even get a random Asian passerby to take his picture.

Tone_ETone_Esubscriber
May 6, 2013, 10:21 AM

I must say, CiF has been a good sport and I am not sure I can say that everyone who is posting negativity towards him in this thread would be able to take it in stride like CiF. Not sure I can. :) Ultimately, he is a confident and self assured guy, and regardless of anything else, that attracts women of all ages. CiF, enjoy your life man. Although it is kind of a big age difference, and guys with an 18 yr old daughter can probably relate more than I can, I'd say just go for it. She obviously wants one thing. If not from you, from someone else. So why should you have a guilty conscience as if you are dousing her with chloroform? Just live with no regrets. By that I mean cover up. :)

Fin DFin Dforum_veteran
May 6, 2013, 10:24 AM

"Tone_E wrote:

I must say, CiF has been a good sport and I am not sure I can say that everyone who is posting negativity towards him in this thread would be able to take it in stride like CiF. Not sure I can. :) Ultimately, he is a confident and self assured guy, and regardless of anything else, that attracts women of all ages. CiF, enjoy your life man. Although it is kind of a big age difference, and guys with an 18 yr old daughter can probably relate more than I can, I'd say just go for it. She obviously wants one thing. If not from you, from someone else. So why should you have a guilty conscience as if you are dousing her with chloroform? Just live with no regrets. By that I mean cover up. :)

Sounds like you're hoping he'll take you out to Perkins.

Tone_ETone_Esubscriber
May 6, 2013, 10:35 AM

"Fin D wrote:

Sounds like you're hoping he'll take you out to Perkins.

Dennys man. Get it straight. Pfff, I have standards you know.

Fin DFin Dforum_veteran
May 6, 2013, 10:39 AM

"Tone_E wrote:

Dennys man. Get it straight. Pfff, I have standards you know.

Denny's? Then i guess you're prepared to put out.

305305forum_veteran
May 6, 2013, 10:42 AM

She pregnant yet?

We're all here because we're all not there.

Fin DFin Dforum_veteran
May 6, 2013, 10:52 AM

"305 wrote:

She pregnant yet?

No she never banged him.

Look at him. If there's ever been a better target for the whole "get seduced by a chick out his league, and she convinces him to murder her husband/boyfriend/daddy before she'll bang him, then he does it and before she fulfills the deal turns him into the police", then I've never seen one.

Tone_ETone_Esubscriber
May 6, 2013, 11:01 AM

"Fin D wrote:

Denny's? Then i guess you're prepared to put out.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

unluckylucianounluckylucianoNew Member
May 6, 2013, 11:12 AM

"Tone_E wrote:

Dennys man. Get it straight. Pfff, I have standards you know.

since when??!!

thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs.


Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.

unluckylucianounluckylucianoNew Member
May 6, 2013, 11:14 AM

"padre31 wrote:

Now that is a bit better, you aren't squinting into the camera

But still, do better Bro, have a friend take it for you

pads using his kmart photographer knowledge..........

thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs.


Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.

Tone_ETone_Esubscriber
May 6, 2013, 11:40 AM

"unluckyluciano wrote:

since when??!!

Lucky, for the right person I will make exceptions. If you ever get that raise you were talking about, I will expect no less than Dennys from you.

bigbrybigbryNew Member
May 6, 2013, 12:30 PM

"Tone_E wrote:

Lucky, for the right person I will make exceptions. If you ever get that raise you were talking about, I will expect no less than Dennys from you.

I think Lucky just got one.

CashInFistCashInFistforum_veteran
May 8, 2013, 06:30 PM

For my good friend Aesop:

padre31padre31luxury_box
May 8, 2013, 06:40 PM

"unluckyluciano wrote:

pads using his kmart photographer knowledge..........

Do you know how hard is to make change with a paper food stamp?

Oh, oh yeah, never mind.

padre31padre31luxury_box
May 8, 2013, 06:42 PM

"CashInFist wrote:

For my good friend Aesop:

There you go, now you do realize it looks like you are in your atty's office waiting to accompany them to court though?

That looks a helluva alot better CiF, now be sure and put the coupons into the Denny's check folio when she goes to the bathroom so you don't look like a cheap skate.

;D

McLovinMcLovinforum_veteran
May 8, 2013, 08:48 PM

i really hope i get jury duty on this one..

CashInFistCashInFistforum_veteran
May 8, 2013, 09:03 PM

Best tan money can buy! Lol

CashInFistCashInFistforum_veteran
May 8, 2013, 09:05 PM

And $180 Maui Jim's. I'm high maintenance... Lol

padre31padre31luxury_box
May 8, 2013, 09:07 PM

"McLovin wrote:

i really hope i get jury duty on this one..

I think your 04 conviction for Mopery will DQ you from jury duty on this one McLovin

Fin DFin Dforum_veteran
May 8, 2013, 09:34 PM

"CashInFist wrote:

And $180 Maui Jim's. I'm high maintenance... Lol

How much did you pay for your tits?

CashInFistCashInFistforum_veteran
May 8, 2013, 09:36 PM

"Fin D wrote:

How much did you pay for your tits?

It was cold! I keep it at 67 in there when the girls are gone!

Fin-OmenalFin-OmenalNew Member
May 8, 2013, 09:54 PM

This really may be the best thread in lounge history.

May 8, 2013, 10:03 PM

"CashInFist wrote:

Best tan money can buy! Lol

You are a lovely shade of pink.

MonstBlitz;2232016 wrote:

It wouldn't surprise me if he is retained. Jeff Ireland is the nightmare that won't end. The **** stain you cannot flush. The Herpes for which there is no cure.

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