Amusing paper

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  1. texasPHINSfan

    texasPHINSfan New Member

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    i have others, but they'd get me in trouble if i posted them here.
     
  2. texanphinatic

    texanphinatic Senior Member

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    I saw some math ones, think on this site somewhere. Fake, but still amusing, thanks :)
     
  3. phineas64

    phineas64 Season Ticket Holder

    Great paper for creative writing class. :lol:

    Almost sharted myself laughing.
     
  4. pennphinfan

    pennphinfan Stelin Canez Arcade Scorz

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    haha thanks for that, pretty funny
     
  5. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Back in high school, I had a class with my best friend (still is to this day) and we had to do a report on air combat in WWII. We both balked on the assignment but knew we had to turn something in and needed to cite sources.

    Keep in mind that our teacher was also the school's football coach who only taught classes because he was required to. Knowing this, we figured we could get away with making up some B.S. quotes and citing the source form a made up book about WWII. So we ended up typing up the SAME EXACT paper with the same quotes and fake sources cited.

    The best part?

    I got extra credit for it being so well written while my friend (who had the exact same paper) got a solid 85% on it (or a B). He was pissed and I laughed for days.

    The moral of the story? When your history teacher is the football coach, it pays to be an athlete (my friend didn't play sports in high school while I wrestled and played baseball :) )
     
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  6. arsenal

    arsenal Sunglasses and advil

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    haha... funny stuff, i like the teachers running commentery "oh god no" haha
     
  7. Ultra

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    nice, the teacher comments make it better :lol:
     
  8. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    The kid who wrote the paper's last name is Nguyen? Another ironically funny gesture in the paper.
     
  9. texasPHINSfan

    texasPHINSfan New Member

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    good catch :up:
     
  10. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Kid's done more work...

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  11. dolphan117

    dolphan117 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    I got a good laugh out of that, thanks guys. :lol:
     
  12. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    LOL that Jesus one is great.
     
  13. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    yeah i deleted it not sure about the language...........
     
  14. dolphan117

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    "He went to tiananmen square and gave them all candy. Except instead of candy he killed them."
    :rofl:
     
  15. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    ill post the link again if you guys want
     
  16. texasPHINSfan

    texasPHINSfan New Member

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    i missed the jesus one.... please either repost of PM it to me lucky. :up:


    here's one about two girls and a cup (whatever that means)

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  17. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    That was a very well written review, kid got robbed with a 0%
     
  18. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    :lol: crazy kids
     
  19. dolphan117

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    The dude is destined to be a writer for an SNL type show, brilliant.
     
  20. HardKoreXXX

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    Im willing to bet Sam wrote at least 2 or 3 of these. The writing style of '2 Girls 1 Cup' is defintely his brand of esoteric pornographic humor.
     
  21. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    heres the link again, viewer discretion is advised:

    link
     
  22. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    we should create a website where we can go and post some of our writings.........



    oh wait right...
     
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  24. HardKoreXXX

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    :sidelol:
     

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