Guess it doesn't take a lot of brains to be a crook. Here's more evidence: Burglar Plays Dead at Funeral Home http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/custom/fringe/sns-ap-odd-spain-playing-dead,0,1557231.story MADRID, Spain - A burglar who broke into a funeral home tried to fool police by playing dead, but two things gave him away. First, he breathed. Plus, he wore grungy clothes rather than the Sunday best of those settling in for eternal rest.
