AAAAchhoooooo----Pppfffff

Did you experience temporary memory loss?

 

I have. I think I almost sharted too.

 

Careful, you can implode like that. It's true. Read it on the interwebz.

 

I'm gonna have to try this.

 

Ah yes, the infamous Snart (sneeze + fart). One of my favorites. You get to fire a whole nostril full of boogers at someone all while making them inhale your methane. Good stuff.

Almost as enjoyable as:
Parting (peeing + farting)
Carting (coughing + farting)
Peezing (peeing + sneezing)


Dont act like youve never done it. We all have.

 

You forgot purning, peeing and burning.


What?

 

Just be thankful you can't inhale from both ends.

 

Yes I am familiar with Darts (dual fart + sneeze). It may be the grossest of all of these.

 

WTF. How old are you for asking this? 10? Just curious bc I think I snarted for the first time when I was 6...... and they're still as amusing now as they were 29 years ago. Only now I kinda have to make sure there's tissue covering both ends.

 

Yeah, but they'll blame it on someone else!

Me, I always pridefully take credit for mine, even if it leaves a runway for the Tide Stick to land on.

Call me old fashioned, but I still prefer the ole "pull my finger"..... that one cracks me up everytime! I used it on my mother a couple months ago in front of my wife. Priceless!!

 

I call 1st dibs on his profile name.