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How the F does a woman think she's gonna be treated professionally when her fudge maker looks like this?!!!!! SERIOUSLY. That's f#@$ing entrapment is what it is!!! You can't blame men for being men, except for Sanchez..... who asked her who her clothing designer was. --Holy crap she looks great in Dolphin Orange!!!!..... Someone hand me a Kleenex!! --I wonder if this is the same tape measure she carried into the Jets locker room. She reportedly turned it over to the centimeter side for Sanchez. And apparently 14 Jets had to lift Ryans belly so she could see that he actually has no weenie. This woman is a sex crime just waitin to happen. Another Kleenex please.
All I know is: 1. She would be one of the best 20 seconds of my life...... especially if she could whip up a mean reuben afterwards. 2. If she walks into my locker room wearing spray on pants while my goods are exposed, then I'm now thinkin bout 1 thing...... and it's not the loss to Baltimore. I'm thinkin "my ding-dong would make a nice substitute for her microphone!" Just sayin..... if we're being honest and all.
From what I heard on the radio she has 3 kids. I can also tell you she is very annoying to listen to in her interviews.
You actually listened to her? I try not to do more than 1 thing at a time. I've only made it as far as with the occasional
I was saying in a nice way you need to find a way to keep her mouth shut. Dirty sock on the floor worked wonders in my youth.
Yeah, but "women's rights" now have them thinking harmless acts like this are unacceptable. Then guys like Ike abused privileges and ruined it for the rest of us decent, upstanding men.
With a smile like that, who needs undergarments! CRYIN OUT LOUD, that thing looks like it takes American Express!
Looks like she took one from a Samurai sword. PS: Just a hunch, but I think the $221,900 check is her quarterly dividends from AmEx. That's why I think she's truly throwing a fit about this whole "Jets fiasco"...... b/c Rex tried to pull the ole switcheroo on her using his China Buffet stamp card. After the ensuing paper cut, she's like: "Nice try buddy; I'm not doing this for a free meal!!" And Rex is like: "I think you're confusing me with my father".
This was entrapment for the poor Jets. How could any team be expected to concentrate during practice with her, dressed like that, standing on the sidelines?