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A BIG thanks and an announcement

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by SICK, Jun 12, 2015.

  1. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Good afternoon, fellow football fans.

    I first wanted to take the time to thank.....our very own, Patriot homer, McLovin for assisting me in my career change.

    That's correct. McLovin has helped me secure a position at the company he works for. I put in my notice today, and will start on the 22nd of June.

    So what does this mean, you may ask?

    1) Prepare for fun pictures of he and I at bars and happy hours around the city, after my long days of training. We may hit up a strip joint, a Drive In movie theater, a Gypsy garage sale etc.

    2) Prepare for a team change. That's correct, this move will help my family immensely, so for that and a part of the agreement to my employment, my new #1 team is now the Carolina Panthers. Since they play in the NFC South, and have no ties or ill will to the AFC East, my #2 team is none other than the Super Bowl....reigning.....defending.....UNDISPUTED WORLD CHAMPIONS.....THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS!


    I look forward to continued, fun, intelligent discussion with you plebs during your 8-8 2016 season. Please ask any questions if you have them!



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    LITERALLY NONE OF THIS IS TRUE EXCEPT THE JOB PART. **** MCLOVIN
     
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  2. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=- Club Member

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    Get the **** out of here with that Panthers ****! And try not to get a VD from McLovin!
     
  3. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    You can't get VD from touching tips.
     
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  4. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=- Club Member

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    ...is exactly what someone with VDs might tell you.
     
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  5. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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  6. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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  7. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Sex scientist all of a sudden. pfffffttt get outta here with that malarkey !
     
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  8. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    Now onto my next mission.

    How to get Sick fired before his first day.
     
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  9. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Me and McLovin next monday after work


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  10. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    Sick is in the blue.
     
  11. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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  12. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    lol "water"
     
  13. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    Why would you leave your bank job to be a Walmart greeter?
     
  14. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    more ethical company.
     
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  15. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Yes.
     
  16. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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  17. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh Club Member

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    I like McLovin's blue track suit.
     
  18. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral Staff Member

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    Question about your new job... Will you have your own street corner or do you have to share with him?
     
  19. MikeHoncho

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    Paul asking all the right questions. For future reference.
     
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  20. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

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    Where did you get a job?

    youre welcome
     
  21. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    no get a vd. Get all of the ones that petri dish is carrying!
     
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  22. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You Club Member

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    Translation: Paul wants to know if he can get a two for one deal.
     
  23. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    tip rubbing triangle
     
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  24. Fin Fan In Cali

    Fin Fan In Cali Dolphin fan since 1970 Luxury Box

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    Congrats and best of luck bro!
     
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  25. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    quitter!

    McLovin hired Sick??? hahahahahahahahahahaha




    Quitter!
     
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  26. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Did some research:

    the final candidates for the position were :

    bickety-turns out he didnt trust a Pats fan but thought the money was right especially since it was a big boost in income.

    FinD- wouldnt work that cheap to begin with and basically said he does the same thing from his trailer already.

    Sick......
     
  27. SICK

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    Spot on, really
     
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  28. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    ....
     
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  29. FinSane

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    Congratulations man!

    Sent from my SM-G900T using Tapatalk
     
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  30. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    i hate myself for this.
     
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  31. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    Did McLovin mention it's a pyramid scheme job and half your salary goes to him?
     
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  32. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    shut the hell up!
     
  33. McLovin

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    Sicks first day!
     
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  34. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    My favorite motorcycle.
     
  35. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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  36. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral Staff Member

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    love the safety vest... for that added visibility. Just in case you can't see him.
     
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  37. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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  38. WELDERPAT

    WELDERPAT New Member

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    Does this new job require you to handle Tom Brady's balls ?
     
  39. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Congrats Sick! if its good for your family then you are doing the right thing.

    oh and congrats on finding a way to personally **** up a Pats fan for life.
     
  40. SICK

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    Finally you dolfans get it. I get to personally **** with a Pats fan, and a fellow Dolfan is benefiting along with his family. Ill live tweet everything when I arrive Monday....
     

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