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A 38 year old "woman" likes me, tell me why or why not?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Aqua4Ever04, Sep 8, 2015.

  1. Aqua4Ever04

    Aqua4Ever04 Write Travis Write Club Member

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    This "older" chick on tinder hit me up and has been snap chatting/texting with me all weekend and she wants to meet up for a drink. She says she's 38 but she looks younger than me, honestly. I know, pics or it didn't happen, but you can't just go screen shotting snap chats. Not yet any way. :lol:

    Anyone have experience with older women? Any advice? I've only ever gone after younger "girls."
     
  2. Bumrush

    Bumrush Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Several important things - this is obviously for a hookup only.

    Does she have kids or multiple kids? (This may sound sexist but the sex is not the same if children have exited the body naturally)
    They are very horny at that age. Very. Many of them are good with their oral abilities and for some reason they seem to like protein shakes significantly more than their younger peers. I think it makes their skin look younger (or at least they think that).

    They are also less likely to get attached quickly as they have been down that disastrous road when they were young and stupid. My advice to you is, GO GO GO!!!
     
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  3. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    your mom would be better at explaining the story than me TBH. Ask her. :shifty:

    In all seriousness, if you're 27 and have never been with a woman in her mid 30's to 40's, you should definitely be looking to seize this opportunity. Just pick a safe word first. You might need it.
     
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  4. MikeHoncho

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    Can confirm. Aqua's mom is definitely a good source.
     
  5. Aqua4Ever04

    Aqua4Ever04 Write Travis Write Club Member

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    Hah!

    She sent me a snap yesterday with the bottom of her **** popping out of her shirt and washboard abs to boot. I've had a boner ever since.
     
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  6. Silverphin

    Silverphin Well-Known Member

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    This is not my kind of thing. But.... for the sake of helping you out....

    Make sure you're not getting Manti Te'o'd
     
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  7. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    translation- she's gonna wreck you


    Question to the group: What's the over/under on how prematurely Travis fires the first one off?
     
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  8. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral Staff Member

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    oh shut the hell up and hit it. kids these days... with their tinders....and snap chats... you guys have no idea what it used to be like... either had to be setup thru a friend, date someone from work, take your luck at a bar, hire a pro... or all of the above.
     
  9. MikeHoncho

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    Please dear Jesus, let this be the same broad that CiF is nailing. Please, please please?
     
  10. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh Club Member

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    Does Aqua know you hate his dick?
     
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  11. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You Club Member

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    Are we suppose to get off your lawn or something?
     
  12. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    You need to do this.

    Her face may not look exactly like the pictures (you'll probably see hints of age), but ignore that ****.

    Meet up for that drink, smile and you'll be back at her place in no time. Bring your rodeo boots.

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  13. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Nabo?


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  14. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Shhhhhhhhhhhh
     
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  15. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral Staff Member

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    yeah, I'll give you something to get off..
     
  16. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    Wait what do you mean you cant screenshot Snaps....uhhh yeah you can...pics Travis PICSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
     
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  17. Aqua4Ever04

    Aqua4Ever04 Write Travis Write Club Member

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    Just woke up to a topless snap. I have seen the future.... And it is good.
     
  18. Aqua4Ever04

    Aqua4Ever04 Write Travis Write Club Member

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    Come on, Bum. We all know if anyone's getting attached, it's me. :lol:
     
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  19. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    [video=youtube;yJJA6WRpvlg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJJA6WRpvlg[/video]
     
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  20. Unlucky 13

    Unlucky 13 Team Rosen Staff Member Club Member

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    I'll be 38 in a few weeks myself. There are certainly women my age who are very attractive. However, that being said, I'd have never gone down that road when I was your age.
     
  21. Aqua4Ever04

    Aqua4Ever04 Write Travis Write Club Member

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    Her **** have to be fake. They have to be. Which would also be a first for me.
     
  22. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    I had a threesome when I was 27(I'm 29 now) with a 41 and a 50 year old that were coworkers of mine. No they weren't hookers lol. They both just wanted young d*ck and a good time. It was an awesome experience. As long as you're just planning on having fun and not looking to get in a relationship with them, older women are a lot of fun. No bs, no crazy clinginess, ect. You don't really want a relationship with them anyway, but knowing you Travis, you'll fall for her. Lol

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  23. Aqua4Ever04

    Aqua4Ever04 Write Travis Write Club Member

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    What if I already have? :shifty:

    41 and 50? Damn, son, that's old. :lol:

    I met her for lunch today. Just as sexy as the photos. God damn I need the Viagra hotline because I've been pitching a tend for about 48 hours. I think what turned me on the most was when I grabbed the bill and put my card in the thing she took it, put her card in and held onto mine until the server came and got it.

    So sounds like along with some pretty sweet sex I should be getting some free meals.
     
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  24. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    Lol well it was on my bucket list. The 50 year old was the better looking one and her p*ssy was surprisingly tight. I guess she worked out those muscles lol. Hey man, knock it all you want, I got alot of experience banging those two, seperatedly and together. Made me alot more confident. And I knocked out two bucketlist items(3some and older women) in one shot!

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  25. Aqua4Ever04

    Aqua4Ever04 Write Travis Write Club Member

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    Hey who's knocking it? **** anything that walks, man. Fin-O taught me that years ago and I've been much happier with it. The only time I get all emo is when I get into an actual relationship. When I'm outside a relationship, I usually have a more difficult time deciding if picking up the phone and dealing with four play is really worth all the work compared to spanking one out, loading up a bowl and watching football tape. :lol:
     
  26. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    Sounds like my good ol days when I was single lol

    **** minus the getting laid part(yay relationship!) I still do all that lol

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  27. Stringer Bell

    Stringer Bell Post Hard, Post Often Club Member

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    Why is woman in quotes? Is this forum so homophobic that people can't share who they are?

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  28. Aqua4Ever04

    Aqua4Ever04 Write Travis Write Club Member

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    Was more in regards to referring to her as a woman or girl. I've only ever dated "girls."
     
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  29. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    You have one job in this. Lol

    This is probably the last time you'll have to do anything in public with her. Have fun.

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  30. MikeHoncho

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    Busted
     
  31. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    yup, all the boxed lunches you can handle, LOL.
     
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  32. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Good luck with your next credit card bill.
     
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  33. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    :lol:

    Travis's cashier at Starbucks tomorrow- "Sorry sir but we don't accept Walmart gift cards".
     
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  34. Paul 13

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    heh... he lost his credit card because he was harassing the server with his pitched tent.
     
  35. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    When I was 19 I banged the 40 year old bartender at the restaurant I used to work at....it is great....

    No drama, clinger ****, just pure NSA.....
     
  36. Aqua4Ever04

    Aqua4Ever04 Write Travis Write Club Member

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    Does this make me a temporary male escort? Maybe she'll tell her friends. :D
     
  37. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Then you rode a dragon home, and as you walked into your house made of candy canes Albert Einstein handed you a check for $%1000 dollars and handed you a key to the city!
     
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  38. ToddPhin

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    No. That would imply satisfaction is achieved.
     
  39. Aqua4Ever04

    Aqua4Ever04 Write Travis Write Club Member

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    Hey 50% of the people involved are going to be satisfied. :up:
     
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  40. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    Online "38 years old" is probably real life 48 years old.

    But if you like the chemistry and are both attracted, it doesn't really matter.

    Plus you could have a beer with her son. That won't be awkward.
     
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