Round One Thirsty Turtles - Bijan Robinson, RB, Atlanta Falcons Mr TakesYoGurley - Jahmyr Gibbs, RB, Detroit Lions Sunshine and the Pitts - Jaxon Smith-Njigba, WR, Seattle Seahawks My Ball Zach Ertz - Quentin Johnston, WR, Los Angeles Chargers Bryzzo - CJ Stroud, QB, Houston Texans Forsett in her butt - Jordan Addison, WR, Minnesota Vikings Murder Hornets - Anthony Richardson, QB, Indianapolis Colts Blunt Force Trauma - Devon Achane, RB, Miami Dolphins Taylors Gators - Dalton Kincaid, TE, Buffalo Bills My Ball Zach Ertz - Kendre Miller, RB, New Orleans Saints Zeke & Destroy - Zay Flowers, WR, Baltimore Ravens Gisele’s Dong - Sam LaPorta, TE, Detroit Lions Round Two Thirsty Turtles - Zach Charbonnet, RB, Seattle Seahawks Sunshine and the Pitts - Roschon Johnson, RB, Chicago Bears Mr TakesYoGurley - Bryce Young, QB, Carolina Panthers Murder Hornets - Tank Bigsby, RB, Jacksonville Jaguars My Ball Zach Ertz - Michael Mayer, TE, Las Vegas Raiders Forsett in her butt - Tyjae Spears, RB, Tennessee Titans Zeke & Destroy - Luke Musgrave, TE, Green Bay Packers My Ball Zach Ertz - Jonathan Mingo, WR, Carolina Panthers Bryzzo - Will Levis, QB, Tennessee Titans Blunt Force Trauma - Puka Nacua, WR, Los Angeles Rams Bryzzo - Jayden Reed, WR, Green Bay Packers Bryzzo - Rashee Rice, WR, Kansas City Chiefs Round Three Thirsty Turtles - Marvin Mims Jr, WR, Denver Broncos Mr TakesYoGurley - Tucker Kraft, TE, Green Bay Packers Sunshine and the Pitts - Jalin Hyatt, WR, New York Giants Bryzzo - Josh Downs, WR, Indianapolis Colts WaddleUpThatHill - Cedric Tillman, WR, Cleveland Browns Murder Hornets - Chase Brown, RB, Cincinnati Bengals Murder Hornets - Luke Schoonmaker, TE, Dallas Cowboys Gisele's Dong - Zach Evans, RB, Los Angeles Rams Taylors Gators - Evan Hull, RB, Indianapolis Colts Blunt Force Trauma - Deuce Vaughn, RB, Dallas Cowboys Blount Force Trauma - Darnell Washington, TE, Pittsburgh Steelers Zeke & Destroy - Isreal Abanikanda, RB, New York Jets
With the 1st pick of the 2023 Armchairs Dynasty draft the Thirsty Turtles select… Bijan Robinson RB Atlanta Falcons
In a battle of best player available vs. roster balance, Zeke and Destroy will select : Zay Flowers, WR Baltimore
2.6 Forsett selects RB Tyjae Spears. Might be a little of a reach but after watching him destroy UCF twice last season I just want him on my team thanks for the people who reached out with offers