The draft will officially start Monday, July 19th at 8:00AM EST. There is no time limit as per usual but please keep things moving if you're on the clock. Don't hold up the draft for a few days because of a magical trade offer that could come in. Round One: 1. Bryzzo - Javonte Williams, RB, DEN 2. Taylors Gators - Najae Harris, RB, PIT 3. Gronks Angle - Trevor Lawrence, QB, JAX 4. MrTakesYoGurley - Travis Etienne, RB, JAX 5. Thirsty Turtles - Ja'Marr Chase, WR, CIN 6. Murder Hornets - Jaylen Waddle, WR, MIA 7. Gronks Angle (via Zeke & Destroy) - Kyle Pitts, TE, ATL 8. Blunt Fource Trauma (via Zeke & Destroy via Forsett in her butt) - De'Vonta Smith, WR, PHI 9. Tua Live Crew - Elijah Moore, WR, NYJ 10. My Ball Zach Ertz (via Blunt Force Trauma) - Trey Sermon, RB, SF 11. Zeke & Destroy (via Blunt Force Trauma via My Ball Zach Ertz) - Terrance Marshall, WR, CAR 12. Gisele’s Dong - Michael Carter, RB, NYJ (traded to Tua Live Crew) Round Two: 1. My Ball Zach Ertz (via Bryzzo) - Amari Rodgers, WR, GB 2. Zeke & Destroy (via Tua Live Crew via Zeke & Destroy via Gronks Angle) - Trey Lance, QB, SF 3. Gisele’s Dong (via Taylors Gators) - Justin Fields, QB, CHI 4. My Ball Zach Ertz (via MrTakesYoGurley) - Pat Freiermuth, TE, PIT 5. Murder Hornets - Zach Wilson, QB, NYJ 6. Thirsty Turtles - Rashad Bateman, WR, BAL 7. Gisele’s Dong (via Zeke & Destroy) - Kadarius Toney, WR, NYG 8. Blunt Fource Trauma (via Zeke & Destroy via Forsett in her butt) - Chubba Hubbard, RB, CAR 9. Zeke & Destroy (via Blunt Force Trauma) - Rondale Moore, WR, ARZ 10. Tua Live Crew - Tutu Atwell, WR, LAR 11. Zeke & Destroy (via MrTakesYoGurley via My Ball Zach Ertz) - Kenneth Gainwell, RB, PHI 12. Tua Live Crew (via Gisele’s Dong) - Dynami Brown, WR, WFT Round Three: 1. Bryzzo - Hunter Long, TE, MIA 2. Taylors Gators - Amon-ra St. Brown, WR, DET 3. Gronks Angle - Javian Hawkins, RB, ATL 4. MrTakesYoGurley - Josh Palmer, WR, LAC 5. Thirsty Turtles - D'Wayne Eskridge, WR, SEA 6. Murder Hornets - Mac Jones, QB, NE 7. My Ball Zach Ertz (via Bryzzo via Zeke & Destroy) - Nico Collins, WR, HOU 8. Forsett in her butt - Rhamondre Stevenson, RB, NE 9. Tua Live Crew - Jacob Harris, TE, LAR 10. Blunt Force Trauma - Pooka Williams Jr., RB, CIN 11. Gronks Angle (via My Ball Zach Ertz) - Larry Rountree III, WR, LAC 12. Tua Live Crew (via Zeke & Destroy via Gisele’s Dong) - Gerrid Doaks, RB, MIA Players Selected: QB: Trevor Lawrence Trey Lance Justin Fields Zach Wilson Mac Jones RB: Javonte Williams Najae Harris Travis Etienne Trey Sermon Michael Carter Chubba Hubbard Kenneth Gainwell Javian Hawkins Rhamondre Stevenson Pooka Williams Jr. Gerrid Doaks WR: Ja'Marr Chase Jaylen Waddle De'Vonta Smith Elijah Moore Terrance Marshall Amari Rodgers Rashad Bateman Kadarius Toney Rondale Moore Tutu Atwell Dynami Brown Amon-ra St. Brown Josh Palmer D'Wayne Eskridge Nico Collins Larry Rountree III TE: Kyle Pitts Pat Freiermuth Hunter Long Jacob Harris
With the first overall selection in the 2021 Armchair Dynasty Draft, Bryzzo selects... Running Back Javonte Williams, Denver Broncos. Taylors Gators are on the clock.
I'm surprised you can touch yourself after typing that selection in. With pick 2.8 the Blunt's select their favorite munchie Chubby Hubby... err Chubba Hubbard RB Carolina
Zeke and Destroy sneaks up to the podium, checks left and right to make sure it’s not a trap, and selects Rondale Moore, WR Arizona
Zeke and Destroy welcomes the newest team member to rookie camp, don’t forget your sax! Kenneth Gainwell, RB, Philly
It was inevitable since your birth that you would one day play for the Blunts and lead us to everlasting glory! Pooka Williams Jr RB Cin welcome to your destiny Now start rolling rookie.
