2019 ARMCHAIR Dynasty FF league

Darnold available for the right return?!? No Flipping way!!!

Lets see, the worst QB in his draft class playing for the most suck balls team in history for the QB whisperer who whispers so good nobody can hear him while he is sitting on the bench by hisself.

You are telling me he is AVAILABLE?!? For the right return. Or the right to return him? Do i get my money back or do I have to exchange him for another loser jester QB. I mean Hockenbuggers can't be all that much better can he? Can I at least get store credit?

I guess if you were willing to give up a couple of second round picks next year or maybe a 1st and a 2nd next year or something. Hate to have to cut a young up and coming star off my roster to make room, but I guess if the price is right...

LOL at “or the right to return him”.

I think Brandon forgot he’s on a Dolphins forum. :lol: Most of the guys here would rather a punch to the sack than trade for a Jets QB.

"Puka-head wrote:

Darnold available for the right return?!? No Flipping way!!!

Lets see, the worst QB in his draft class playing for the most suck balls team in history for the QB whisperer who whispers so good nobody can hear him while he is sitting on the bench by hisself.

You are telling me he is AVAILABLE?!? For the right return. Or the right to return him? Do i get my money back or do I have to exchange him for another loser jester QB. I mean Hockenbuggers can't be all that much better can he? Can I at least get store credit?

I guess if you were willing to give up a couple of second round picks next year or maybe a 1st and a 2nd next year or something. Hate to have to cut a young up and coming star off my roster to make room, but I guess if the price is right...

Careful, you’ll end up with a black mark like me ;) lol

Thanks for Foster Todd....do hope you are right about him :knucks:

would you guys be interested in joining a keeper league that includes defensive players (DL, LB, DB). Basically every position except offensive line and punter

"adamprez2003 wrote:

would you guys be interested in joining a keeper league that includes defensive players (DL, LB, DB). Basically every position except offensive line and punter

Who are the other people? Are they more of the ShortBus type? :shifty:

Inside joke

"ToddPhin wrote:

Who are the other people? Are they more of the ShortBus type? :shifty:

Inside joke

noone yet. i figured we could keep it to this group and see how it goes. i'm pretty sure everyone here is short bus approved lol. i can do the GM thing on this one

"adamprez2003 wrote:

noone yet. i figured we could keep it to this group and see how it goes. i'm pretty sure everyone here is short bus approved lol. i can do the GM thing on this one

Hey if that’s something you wanna start, an IDP keeper league, I’d join. Begin a new thread on it and advertise it. Boik did an IDP league here for a while that was fun, so might as well get one going if others wanna join in.

"adamprez2003 wrote:

would you guys be interested in joining a keeper league that includes defensive players (DL, LB, DB). Basically every position except offensive line and punter

I'd give it a shot for sure! Although admittedly, I never was very good at finding any regardless of what I tried lol, so I definitely qualify for that short bus.

"B4him13 wrote:

I'd give it a shot for sure! Although admittedly, I never was very good at finding any regardless of what I tried lol, so I definitely qualify for that short bus.

Cool. We are up to three

‘Gased and Confused’ are no more. With a pessimistic eye on the forthcoming Fins’ season my team will now be known as ‘Haack n Sacks’

"Simon wrote:

‘Gased and Confused’ are no more. With a pessimistic eye on the forthcoming Fins’ season my team will now be known as ‘Haack n Sacks’

new jersey? guess you're following Gase anywhere he goes

"Simon wrote:

‘Gased and Confused’ are no more. With a pessimistic eye on the forthcoming Fins’ season my team will now be known as ‘Haack n Sacks’

That’s a great idea....we should draft punters!

#1 on the list of things I’ve never done in 20 years doing fantasy football :hi5:

"Boik14 wrote:

That’s a great idea....we should draft punters!

#1 on the list of things I’ve never done in 20 years doing fantasy football :hi5:

and yet you still suck. Maybe you should start drafting kickers IDK. :confused2:

"Boik14 wrote:

That’s a great idea....we should draft punters!

#1 on the list of things I’ve never done in 20 years doing fantasy football :hi5:

I had a couple of years in my league where we did punters. Head coaches too.

"ToddPhin wrote:

and yet you still suck. Maybe you should start drafting kickers IDK. :confused2:

But yet i beat you... :confused2:

"Unlucky 13 wrote:

I had a couple of years in my league where we did punters. Head coaches too.

How did Head Coaches work? That's an interesting one.

"B4him13 wrote:

How did Head Coaches work? That's an interesting one.

ESPN let me customize it a lot of different ways. I ended up giving X points for wins and -X for losses, then big bonus points for margin of victory over a certain number, and negative for big losses.

It's been a long time since I did that, so I'm not sure how it might have changed since then. It did add an extra level of intrigue, because it would be a gamble to start a coach if his team faced a powerhouse. Then youd have to choose to pick up another one off of waivers for that week, risk it, or just leave a hole in the lineup.

Chubbin’ Along has filed the official paperwork to change naming rights with the NFL and will now become - Zeke and Destroy

"B4him13 wrote:

Chubbin’ Along has filed the official paperwork to change naming rights with the NFL and will now become - Zeke and Destroy

How bout Zeekin a Holdout?

"ToddPhin wrote:

How bout Zeekin a Holdout?

Or Holding Little Ezeke Out :loser:

Our league does 8 pts for Wins -2 for losses for the Coaches

Former Fin RB Damien Williams might be losing his starting job while he's out with a hamstring injury. Given that I own Carlos Hyde, now I'm sitting here like....

Maybe Foreman ends up in KC?!? Hmmmm

"B4him13 wrote:

Maybe Foreman ends up in KC?!? Hmmmm

Kinda interesting that he got cut from a team that has nothing at RB behind Lamar Miller. If he can’t hack it in Houston of all places, what makes you think he’d take over a significant role in KC who has Williams, Hyde, and a back they just drafted? Does Foreman play special teams to be able to occupy that 4th spot?