2018 Armchair Dynasty League // Draft Order ROUND ONE 1.01 Blunt Force Trauma - Saquon Barkley, RB, New York Giants 1.02 GASED AND CONFUSED - Derrius Guice, RB, Washington Redskins 1.03 McNutt Up - Rashaad Penny, RB, Seattle Seahawks 1.04 Gisele's Dong (via StartedfromtheBottom) - Sony Michel, RB, New England Patriots 1.05 Beats by Ray (via Bigs) - Ronald Jones, RB, Tampa Bay Buccaneers 1.06 Thirsty Turtles - Royce Freeman, RB, Denver Broncos 1.07 Jaysus Christ - Mike Gesicki, TE, Miami Dolphins 1.08 Bryzzo - Calvin Ridley, WR, Atlanta Falcons 1.09 Forsett in her butt - Kerryon Johnson, RB, Detroit Lions 1.10 Blunt Force Trauma (via Gisele's Dong via Beats by Ray) - Lamar Jackson, QB, Baltimore Ravens 1.11 2k5 - DJ Moore, WR, Carolina Panthers (traded to Gisele's Dong) 1.12 2k5 (via Gisele via 2k5) - Courtland Sutton, WR, Denver Broncos ROUND TWO 2.01 StartedfromtheBottom (via Blunt Force Trauma) - Nick Chubb, RB, Cleveland Browns 2.02 GASED AND CONFUSED - Christian Kirk, WR, Arizona Cardinals 2.03 McNutt Up - Anthony Miller, WR, Chicago Bears 2.04 Gisele's Dong (via StartedfromtheBottom) - DJ Chark, WR, Jacksonville Jaguars 2.05 Bryzzo (via Gisele's Dong via Bigs) - Josh Rosen, QB, Arizona Cardinals 2.06 Thirsty Turtles - Nyheim Hines, RB, Indianapolis Colts 2.07 Jaysus Christ - Keke Coutee, WR, Houston Texans 2.08 Bryzzo - James Washington, WR, Pittsburgh Steelers 2.09 I Torture Puppies (via Forsett in her butt) - Josh Allen, QB, Buffalo Bills 2.10 Beats by Ray (via Bigs, via Gisele, via Beats) - Kalen Ballage, RB, Miami Dolphins 2.11 Gisele's Dong (via 2k5) - Equanimeous St. Brown, WR, Green Bay Packers 2.12 StartedfromtheBottom (via Gisele via GASED AND CONFUSED) - Michael Gallup, WR, Dallas Cowboys ROUND THREE 3.01 Blunt Force Trauma - Dante Pettis, WR, San Francisco 49ers 3.02 StartedfromtheBottom (via GASED AND CONFUSED via Blunt Force Trauma) - Sam Darnold, QB, New York Jets 3.03 Forsett in her butt (via McNutt Up) - Tre'Quan Smith, WR, New Orleans Saints 3.04 Thirsty Turtles (via StartedfromtheBottom) - Hayden Hurst, TE, Baltimore Ravens 3.05 Beats by Ray (via STFB via Bigs) - Baker Mayfield, QB, Cleveland Browns 3.06 Thirsty Turtles - Dallas Goedert, TE, Philadelphia Eagles 3.07 Beats by Ray (via Jaysus Christ) - Deon Cain, WR, Indianapolis Colts 3.08 GASE AND CONFUSED (via Gisele's Dong via Bryzzo via Blunt Force Trauma via StartedfromtheBottom) - Jordan Wilkins, RB, Indianapolis Colts 3.09 Bryzzo (via McNutt via Forsett in her butt) - Mark Walton, RB, Cincinnati Bengals 3.10 Thirsty Turtles (via Beats by Ray) - Antonio Callaway, WR, Cleveland Browns 3.11 2k5 - John Kelly, RB, Los Angeles Rams 3.12 Thirsty Turtles (via STFB via Gisele via Beats by Ray) - Jaylen Samuels, RB, Pittsburgh Steelers PLAYERS SELECTED Quarterbacks Lamar Jackson, BAL Josh Rosen, ARI Josh Allen, BUF Sam Darnold, NYJ Baker Mayfield, CLE Running Backs Saquon Barkley, NYG Derrius Guice, WAS Rashaad Penny, SEA Sony Michel, NE Ronald Jones, TB Royce Freeman, DEN Kerryon Johnson, DET Nick Chubb, CLE Nyheim Hines, IND Kalen Ballage, MIA Jordan Wilkins, IND Mark Walton, CIN John Kelly, LAR Jaylen Samuels, PIT Wide Receivers Calvin Ridley, ATL DJ Moore, CAR Courtland Sutton, DEN Christian Kirk, ARI Anthony Miller, CHI DJ Chark, JAX Keke Coutee, HOU James Washington, PIT Equanimeous St. Brown, GB Michael Gallup, DAL Dante Pettis, SF Tre'Quan Smith, NO Deon Cain, IND Antonio Callaway, CLE Tight Ends Mike Gesicki, MIA Hayden Hurst, BAL Dallas Goedert, PHI Placekickers N/A
With the first pick in the 2018 Armchair Dynasty league rookie draft the Blunt Force Trauma is pleased to welcome SAQUON BARKLEY to the team!!!
Might be a little early, but I was willing to trade up anyway so... With the tenth pick in the 2018 Armchair Dynasty league rookie draft the Blunt Force Trauma is pleased to welcome to the future Championship team Lamar Jackson QB Baltimore Ravens
1.11 DJ Moore, Carolina 1.12 is up for trade for the best offer, minimum being a 1 next year. Will give it some time then pick if no interest.
Joining the party in the 2018 Draft, Startedfromthebottom selects at 2.1, someone with potential to deliver a team name change, Nick Chubb, RB Cleveland Browns
With the final pick of the 2nd Round, Startedfromthebottom strolls up to the podium to select : Michael Gallup, WR Dallas Cowboys and let the celebration in the draft room begin!
The all time NCAA leader in punt return TDs and genuine junkyard DAWG Dante Pettis WR SF will be joining the future champion Blunt Force Trauma and running all over you *****es!
