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Oh, don't know of any GML things for other sports. What I'm in is on: http://bayksball.com/hoops/

Like on an actual simulator? I'm in one but its full and there's a waiting list. But if you search for fastbreak basketball sims, you'll find a...

I think I saw him wearing a Bears hat when they played the Chiefs...foreshadowing!

Chip Kelly group orgy thread.

GM of the Year 1. Tennessee 2. Jacksonville 3. Chicago Future Powerhouse Award Indianapolis Colts One and Done Award New England Patriots...

I largely kept my team together because I wanted to get a feel for this version of GML, because I am not familiar with the majority of the people...

You got my vote for the helpful team draft thread and for not running my team into Hell. :)

he who smelt it dealt it

Thank you, GIzK, for letting me join and take part this season. It was definitely an interesting experience compared to the other GML leagues I...

Future Powerhouse Award 1. Jacksonville Jaguars 2. Indianapolis Colts (although I think they are more of an immediate and future power) 3....

Schisno jams his dick in Mach's jelly all the time?

Leroy knew all along

It's pretty easy to make a pfft sound. Try it, you'll fit in seamlessly!

[CENTER]The Seattle Seahawks Head Coach: Petey "Pablo" Carroll Offensive Coordinator: Jason Michael (previously Tennessee's OC) Defensive...

Matt Jones in the 6th round, dang. Go Seattle.

Jets have to win at something for once right?

Gregory tho :boom:

Seattle final cuts, QB Matt McGloin, 510k WR Josh Boyce, 510k OT Dallas Thomas, 510k DE Corey Crawford, DT Chris Neild, 510k LB Nick Moody, 510k...

Seahawks release, FB Jay Prosch $510,000 WR Kevin Norwood $615,027 ($315,081) TE Rob Blanchflower $510,000 C Gino Gradkowski, $510,000 OG Patrick...

Seattle signs all except LB Zach Vigil

Comicbookmovies.com had a report that Daredevil and co might appear in Avengers Infinity Wars Part 2, extent of the role not known. But that's not...

Cross between Napoleon Dynamite and the dude serving up the burgers we discuss.

With their comp pick, Seattle selects... LB Zach Vigil, Utah State University

Oh....um. Oops

Does he call you "Imoan" too?

Honestly, they in some ways made the main villain..likable..and very relatable. I liked Wesley a lot too, I was..well..disappointed...yunno....

I feel like that's a naughty post, that'll either turn Mach or Schisno on. So there's that.

1-800-gml-lyfe

I think being through Netflix just gave Marvel so much more creative freedom than they'd ever have on a network channel like ABC or CW for the DC...

They're filming Jessica Jones right now. But I doubt Luke Cage and Iron Fist will be out for another year plus.. Obviously Luke Cage has been cast...

With the 193rd pick of the draft, Seattle selects... OG Quinton Spain, West Virginia University!

What's his magic spell casting? +3?

You and I should be frannnns

With the 175th pick, Seattle selects.... RB Matt "Not the White Crackhead from Arkansas" Jones, University of Florida Despite going hard...

With the 169th pick, the Seattle Seahawks select..... DE Corey Crawford, Clemson University

With pick 166, Seattle selects S Durell Eskridge from Syracuse University

Tomatoes and tomato juice are a no go here

In this case, perkay

With the 127th pick of the 2015 GML Gangbang, the Seattle Seahawks select.. TE Wes Saxton, South Alabama! I know, we took an offensive player...

Awh. Vikings had to ruin my LB spree. Shucks. Guess I need to go a different route.

Carolina loves those Oregon State tall ****s

New TE

There you go paul, I didnt take them all, we're not LB Pokemon!

He drips

A dd

Just give atlanta DL Ryan Davis

...If we ever get there

I will let you know at my next 4th round pick.

With the 114th pick of the 2015 GIzK GML Extravaganza, the Seattle Seahawks select.. LB Kwon Alexander, Louisiana State University We are...

When is Todd changing his name to Za'Todd

There's 7 rounds? Whaaat

Pretty thrilled with Pullard and Ryan. I kinda thought it was looking ugly when there was a few runs on LBs.

With the 105th pick of the 2015 GML Draft, the Seattle Seahawks select.... LB Jake Ryan, University of Michigan! Mr. Ryan was off to a...

Us starting Josh Harris in the playoffs says otherwise. :sadwalk: (I'm assuming you already took care of that anyways)

As a Steeler fan, I greatly approve of Lilo and Stitch's last two picks.

Only two picks made since mine last night? Gross

Ooh. Can't wait to see if I survive the Schisnoslaught run of picks.

Rams heard my post. Go Rams.

With the 93rd pick of GIzK's on going nightmare, Seattle selects.... LB Hayes Pullard, University of Southern California Very excited to add...

Rams magically appearing would be stellar

According to the movie Thor, a boilermaker is a potent alcoholic drink

Not even Cole Hamels could stop the plague that occurred in Philly. Yes, I know, you were using a 12 Monkeys ref.

It's not 2045 yet

I keep worrying I'll draft someone that's been drafted. I think I scanned the draft thread 200 times. Intense.

With the 79th pick, Seattle selects DE Mario Edwards Jr., Florida State University More fun players to mess around with on the defensive line....

Cue GIzK bidding 5 mill on him

I snorted in laughter at the random Xavier Cooper mug shot.

Unger can still go for picks or a LB

Yeah that, was blinded by the hall of famer FinO acquired

Dallas receives, 2.63 Seattle receives, 3.79 4.101 6.166 6.175

ILBnatica

When do you plan to retire, Mr. Nanny?

I'm sorry, did your ****ty QB retire now?

OOOH might get to pick tonight. So exciting.

Finsbuck, while drunk, has to say his draft picks name 10 times real fast

I approve of this guy.

I can't even lob a mom joke now. This thread sucks as much as your luck.

FinO shouldn't take your jibberish lightly.

Have 305 bring the music before it retires

Its his time of the month?

Stop being such a Hamm

Try offering your soul.

Doesn't he still have Gos.......I mean hey great pick by Kansas City

gheri curls seem up your alley

I'll give you a starter... An old school Starter jacket

GIzK is launching into *** kickery mode again

All the Perri/ymans!

Wait, you're just describing your bathroom trip. Neverrrr mind

Wooohooo

We were upset that Joshua Smith chose to continue his pursuit of a basketball career. Plan B(rown).

Want our two fourths?

That was fun.

With the 31st pick, the Seattle Seahawks select DT Malcolm Brown, University of Texas Going with the high value here. Jordan Hill needs a nice...

Sounds hideous

Whats the rush? Why so serious!

Oh hey I'm up brb

Yo. I'm just drinking some tea, watching the action, yunno

Suzette is a baller

No/Yes and Yes

Whoa whoa. Let's not get -too- crazy. Make it Karim Abdul-Jabbar instead.

Will you add Curt Warner if I add Max Unger?

After much consideration, I have to rescind my 10th and frying pan offer and accept this grande proposal. Deal, post it.

I'm not handling this tube socks. Have mach do that.

I'll give you a 10th rounder and the rights to GridIron's frying pan for #35

@JebfromtheOnion Smith workout received positive reviews; interview process did not. Smith compared himself to JaMarcus Russell- room went silent...

Might be the most important thing I've ever seen you post. :golfclap:

@JebfromtheOnion Seattle planning to work out Joshua Smith, formerly center on Georgetown, as TE. #allabouthatbass

Turbin is gone. Still have Unger and Norwood available

Seattle agrees

Comforting.

Elite shrimp is tasty

Seattle is drafting Russell Wilson's mom in the first.

If anyone else doesn't care for their picks, I'll take them for the Ungery Ungery Hippo

Edward Greshamhands

Re vote at the beginning of the next GML.

Chihuahuas would be more terrifying

Seahawks release TE Clay Harbor 510k

Max Unger still available. Really the last significant piece I'd like to move before the draft. Mostly looking for picks. Maybe a MLB.

Marla Hooch? What a hitter.

Seattle accepts, thanks Todder.

I responded.

Seahawks release, OT William Poehls 510k S Craig Loston 510k

Are you saying you're Buckeye's butt pillow?

Get ya Max Ungah heeeyaaah. Max Ungaaaaah. Butt scratchaaaa heeee yaaah

Gonna squat to pee again?

Timmy fell down the well, Lassie. Go get help!

I see what you did there.

It was unfortunately brought up in the heat of that whole e-fight. Not a classy move in my opinion. I don't blame you one ounce after seeing the...

But you got Knighton!

I didn't even open it. Damn it all.

:icwudt:

I deleted your Russell Wilson pm actually. :)

Andddddd he retired. Cavs suck again.

omg memememememe

Hard to throw passes from a jail cell :shifty:

She always drops nipples

Says the guy that ain't getting Mariotta :shifty:

i typed other!

btw, in the other GML, the previous owner of the Pats wanted my second overall pick for Jimmy G-Love. So it's not surprising to me really. The...

Someone has to carry Bobby Wagner's **** around.

But Schisno is posting in this thread.

I'll trade my 3rd for your 9th rounder?

Poor Bears guy, he gets dragged into ****. Leroy seems like a nice dude too.

SIM LEAGUES! :****yeah:

What was Nothing's PFFFFT grade?

If you add two 4s, you get an 8......which is still more than 7. :mindblown:

Jacquizzed in my pants

I have 7 WVU alum. I'm stoked. :wooo:

Max Unger!

This man ain't ****tin' around

Don't take that tone with me on the subject of tacos.

Matt Asiata sounds like an Italian dish. And then there's a poster named pizza. This thread is making me hungry.

Cortland Finnegan retired. 305 have him too?

Still would like to trade Unger or Lewis if anyone needs a C.

Seahawks pleased to QB Case Keenum. He should slide in as the #2 behind Russ with his mobility and experience. Seahawks excited to add OLB JT...

Seahawks welcome, DE Kroy Biermann- Fills our need for DE depth and adds a pass rush to replace the departed Schofield. Probably the most...

I came DIS CLOSE to throwing another bid on Barclay before I viewed this thread. Treat him well :sadwalk:

E-enemies!

Seahawks release, QB Brad Sorenson $510,000 (0) OT Garrett Scott $535,418 (76,254) DT Nick Williams $510,000 (0) LB Miles Burris $735,146 (75,146)

gators bid 3 dollars on sheard

Shawon. He just needs to be a Shawon.

I thought trading Wheeler was a climax for you.

So did Jackson

@JebfromtheOnion Petey Carroll seen purchasing last Drake album, planning to use it to fire Lynch up in the preseason.

@JebfromtheOnion 'hawks still coming up empty in search of spare defensive ends, newly christened DC Ken Nort longing for the Schofield days

I imagine that happens often with him :shifty:

Seahawks announce the signing of WR Josh Boyce. The 5'11 third year man that was released by the Patriots will be joining the wide receiver gang...

Did he go marching in?

Seahawks have some centers for trade. Not the DeMarcus Cousins kind tho, sorries. Also have Brock Coyle avail if anyone wants a young and cost...

Anyone need a capable center that makes less than 600k? Patrick Lewis is available.

I'm not Todd. I take nothing seriously up in diss joint. Except tacos.

His name is Ziggy. Dunno how that's better than Evander. I don't care if he was purple or albino. He was a wasted draft pick.

nah, can't go any less that what I countered with and I'm also ignore GIzK's post too :shifty:

no, no he probably says "YO MOTHA EFFA"

he doesn't cost much, I just didn't need yet another LB...she's evil

..don't forget Mach

I'd give Burris for None Ya

What position for depth?

The sharks are gathering

block updated

@JebfromtheOnion Carroll excited about McCray acquisition. Tharold Simon, not so much. @TMoneySimon27 Yo, why they gotta keep bringing in...

Seachickens? GTFO Cougars. Pumas. Whatevers. :pity: Deal. I was forced to take Burris, I feel violated.. Also found out he's white and that...

As a Steeler fan, PFFFFFFT can go pfffffft itself.

I didn't want to leave Texas due to the tacos. I'll trade you Pierre Louis for something + pretzels

Jaguar players need tested.

Are we talking about Brian Hartline again?

My own post has made me hungry

Awh Stedman. My heart is in Green Bay

Asking Allen to play anywhere is asking a bit much. :shifty:

Who likes tacos?

Jets secondary was awful.

I can think of one team with like a dozen..or two. :shifty:

I'll offer pierre-louis for the wine

a firefighter! groovy, real life backdraft in this thread y'all

can I offer for the wine

Bailey gone. I'm thinking there's a good chance The Unger Games are moving on tonight too..

Thumbs up brah.

I thought he was at one point?

Why isn't he on Philadelphia? For shame.

Danny DeVito?

I've also added T Alvin Bailey to the block, young and cost effective.

update this shiz

noU

Anyone interested in C Max Unger?

Probably fake. It didn't feature any white guys.

I wouldn't worry about anyone calling you a child, considering one page has an exchange of semen memes/gifs between guys. I think you're fine.

That's an elite meme tho

Seahawks pleased to welcome 26 year old tackle Joseph Barksdale. We are elated to snag him so cheaply as he will either push one of the current...

I like this guy.

@JebfromtheOnion Carroll was a flutter about oline depth just a few days ago @JebfromtheOnion He was last seen this evening do a polka dance over...

Clay Aikens?

Omgah! I got a FA! /faints

Up the ante a bit, change it to "Shawn"

Anyone want the Unger games?

i believe since its jets/lions, it's Hell not heaven

Brb, I need to go hug my linemen's salary

@JebfromtheOnion also wondering why someone would make "Peeps" cookies..agast

@JebfromtheOnion Wondering if splurging on mediocre talent hurts overall grade at the end

Isn't McClain due for another retirement?

Block updated

Jaguars receive, TE Luke Willson $629,633 ($89,266) Seahawks receive, OL Luke Bowanoko $533,513 ($70,539)

I'll give you a lock of Lynch's hair for Rivera

that post either turns into a mach-Schisno horror story or a tale from Todd's childhood.

So glad I got Green

I see what you did there.

Torrey Smith only shows up against the Steelers. Better hope you're an AFC North team.

#elitenotelite

KGB :mindblown:

...

Did you leave an elite tip?

He came in like a Wreeeeeckinngggg Toddddddddddd

@JebfromtheOnion Did the Saints GM misspell his username? Is this reality? Too much bourbon poured.

DT Jesse Williams can be had for a comparatively cheap DE or OL, he's on the trade block now.

Thomas will at least have enough money to hire a tutor to teach him how to block.

I'd sauté the peppers

Seahawks announce the signings of 630lbs of interior defense in Nick Williams and Josh Brent. We needed youth on the defensive line. Brent will be...

30 ish mill

@JebfromtheOnion Troubling news as Kam Chancellor was observed snorting pixie sticks; Commissioner Stalin Goodell orders drug test

@JebfromtheOnion It appears the Dolphins used an invalid tweet without the @, they've been removed from the @eliteclub

@JebfromtheOnion Seattle concerned about Russ' future with org due to growing addiction to anime porn concerns @JebfromtheOnion Seattle planning...

And mach I'm sure. :shifty:

Some ****wad called res

Who da **** is Banres

That's an elite proposal.

Updated the main block. I am curious if anyone has interest in these guys, I have no real specific idea in mind so if you have interest, let me...

Seahawks release, DT Tony McDaniel $3,625,000 ($625,000)

For the elite club, he's been named Brad Heartlane

I'd like to make an elite trade where I ship one of cheap surplus of young guys for cheap young guys at other positions. Who's down for that elite...

As long as it elitely pisses off GIzK, I'm down for this elite club of elite posters.

So you want Kevin Norwood then!

Elite convo you guys are having

Just google the plot for the previous two (ignore the prequel), that way you have an idea of what's up.

ew god, means gizk gonna get 1000 pms from schisno

Cutting Bryant seems to have made no sense, he's pushing triple his original salary

I think you need to bring back Tony McDaniel

updating this, G James Carpenter 3 million and CB Byron Maxwell 8.5 million

He gifts, bro

Seahawks pleased to add long snapper Zak DeOssie, cause we just realized we didn't have one. Also happy to announce the signing of young TE Jack...

Seahawks release: TE Cooper Helfet $510,000

And he sings.

Is that like a KMart?

i can suppliment you with Kevin Norwood and Kevin Pierre Louise instead. Pretend Norwood is white and the wind blows him down

Actually I feel I got an elite punter. :shifty:

It would be nice if they managed an epic Batman video game without the Joker or making Bane..Hulk Bane. They briefly touched on Tommy Elliott in a...

You can have Pierre Louis. I bet he makes a mean stuffed French toast

GIzK Kiper with the fiery 'tude

I guess that can't be ruled out with venom, Lazarus Pit, and the fact they've made the Joker the central piece every time.

I'm interested in seeing who Arkham Knight really is. Jason Todd? Thomas Elliott?

Elite cookie eater

I really dislike the Jets. But I have a man crush on $ Rich. That doood.

Giving schisno 11th hour ideas :pity:

Seattle welcomes former all American and 2014 5th round draft selection Ed Reynolds. Another young safety to learn behind the best. Reynolds has...

That's an elite diss

When your brain is all Hartline you tend to go derp easy

Robert Horry?!?!

Todder has an epic beard then

Nico gets a cookie.

Oklahoma was awful last season. I'll stick to Michael Bennett part 5

It's his screen saver actually

Jeremy Lane's dangling arm on the move again. And back in the division :shifty:

Most love Khalif Barnes has ever had in his life.

I give it a B-

Raiders need Jeff George then

Added Pierre Louis if any needs LB depth.

Tony McDaniel for him

Seattle is happy to bring in, Pat McAfee- all pro punter and one of the best weapons on kick offs/inside kicks. Bostick is ****ed for sure Matt...

Seahawks release, P Jon Ryan $1,500,000 ($0) S Eric Pinkins $532,058 ($66,174)

One might say Alex was being a Todd-hole.

no 5 paragraph write up, gonna go shove my old punter out the mother ****ing plane, brb

Pat McAfee! :****yeah:

God Bless you.. need a Kleenex?

Shaggy's dog

Handbomb Mumbasa? Wtf player

..so what happens if schisno or finfangirl bid? :shifty:

....I'll think about it

It's the only reason GIzK let me join. To make up words for you all. :truestory:

Do I have to wear a cheesehead?

I would have been interested in Hawk if I had seen him avail. I mean, I took pity on ****eye and let him trade me Wheeler.

305 gonna incite mass Todderism

He'd stumble backwards and fumble the claws

I honestly don't remember seeing anyone on Paul's trade block. Just a bunch of pictures and censored words..

Taylor Gabriel be livin' the life. UDFA to gonnnn get paaaaid

Did...schisno just bid on a guy that isn't white? Omgah

4.35 seconds

or just blame Mach, easiest solution

Brave soul.

I think Mathias Kiwuanakfhakagajaidkdna is quite classy.

I'd still like to move one of my receivers for other depth. They're not named Brian Hartline either, so there's that working for prospective...

Seattle releases, QB B.J. Daniels $510,000 $0 OT Garry Gilliam $514,000 $8,000 DE David King $510,000 $0

What's Mychal Riveras extreme value?

Assuming the Giants had a roster

I don't know why you haven't traded him to the white supremacy leader schisno yet

Seattle, G James Carpenter, 3.3 million

Jags seem like a Colt McCoy team.

Man, I missed a metric **** ton.

They changed their name to Colin Kaepernick to protect the innocent.

I double whatever this guy is offering

:doit:

What does a Hartline 3 way consist of? Heart break and stumbles?

Todderism.

Bazinga

I'm taking Mario Alford in the first round. Need to address the kick return game. It's happening.

:therethere:

Norwood for empty now? I'll let you keep for

A-Aron gettin' expensive

****ing score! Pfffffffft

Whoa there. Let's not get too overboard with the Raiders now.

We get paid?

I just assume people are making the pffffft noise when I see it thrown around.

Since Fleener and Allen suck, send one to Seattle. :shifty:

Todderism at its finest: everyone be talkin' bout his team

Well, at least the first year when Arians was there. Pep Hamilton, ehhh whatever

Luck, solid coaching

Not to be confused with Frotteurism, which mach knows all about

Todderism

Date night. Buckeye bring in' Hartline action figures

Pics or nah

bumper cars

I like the reasoning behind drafting another Michael Bennett. :notbad:

I think Ben threw 6 TDs after that tackle.

We'll allow it.

She was one of the iCloud "victims"

Ariana Grande has stuff out there without clothing. But I fully support Katy Perry reppin' this thread.

bet pic post today by far

Ricky Ricardo?

At least the Patriots and Seahawks made a trade in this hurrr GML. Armageddon commence.

:whynotboth:

If anyone wants a younger WR for depth, low salary, I'd still like to move Norwood or Pauly Rich or Hardball. For other positions.

He made like 3 with you, in one thread. For real. He's made like 3 trades in 20 seasons before that. Tell him to trade me So? Please? I have a...

You be blurrin' lines son

Well, this is boring.

I was pretty happy with getting Green, reuniting him back with Michael, should provide a nice boon to the passing game. And Wheeler, well, I was...

I'll trade Tony McDaniel for a bottle of water

Woohoo, #freelad completed!

Apparently trading for Phil Wheeler wasn't a dream.

San Diego receives, CB Jeremy Lane $691,279 ($31,279) 3-95 Seattle receives, TE Ladarius Green $772,725 ($112,725) QB Brad Sorensen $510,000...

Sorry for not seeing this sooner. This section never seems to pop up in new posts for me. Here's the site: http://www.kbsleague.com/ The...

Someone can hit me up with a guard, that would be pretty cool of whoever.

I also have e-ADD soooo I get distracted easily.

I'm not good at remembering usernames on here.

A kid named Kingdom..that's a good time. :shifty:

Miami receives, TE Zach Miller $4,000,000 $1,000,000 Seattle receives, LB Philip Wheeler $4,400,000 ($4,200,000)

Well then I need to go message fingirlpersonthingy then

I had to ask. :shifty:

As I said, I wouldn't have really given anything, I just thought Wheeler would have been a cool backup. If the Cowboys got him, that's cool.

Can I have Cherilus for free?

Not saying I'll give you anything good either. :shifty:

Dude, totes. He's like one of 3 players I refuse to move in another GML as the ****.

Ah ok, cool.

Hey Dolphins GM, I don't want Hartline...but I will take Wheeler off your hands if you still have him.

I'm good at RB, thanks for the thoughtful gesture.

GIzK ****ed Edelman and instagrammed about it.

God, I would have dealt Christine for Todd's punter at the time. Damn it Todd, why couldn't you have messaged me. :sadwalk:

I guess we can't be friends. Shucks.

I took 305 as the whin-O :shifty:

Well, you were quiet at the time and the other dude came at me with players I liked. I would have been happy to send him to Indy. The guy that...

Which kinda wine?

First PM I got in regards to this league was warning me of Todd's affections for ole Christine.

This has gone better than the Ahmad Brooks thread.

:GIzK'ed:

I see what you did there

Depends on the candy

Liar. THERE IS NO CURE YOU MULLET ****ER

Isn't she a prostitute?

Thank God, something to bury the sausage gifs

Vikings cut a lot of guys....that I've never heard of..lol

And he's closer to Florida Georgia Line concerts!

Detroit guy go on a sabbatical? Dang it

The Onion is reporting that Dez Bryant has made a statement, R-E-L-A-X Y-O

They make Viagra for that

So no Sham Badford on that QB list huh...shucks

You should have room for pyramids since I took the Great Pyramid of Giza from you.

...thread killer potential

Well, now we know which post Mach is going to creep on for a few hours.

and we found the Sausage Judge

Daddy would you like some sausage?

Unless he carries a small stick

305 is ready to use peanut butter as lube. He might jam his di.... I mean, he might make sandwiches.