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If only there was a channel dedicated to showing cartoons. That would be one helluva idea.

I'm sure that he would be up for the challenge.

Which would make Tony Sparano's other head explode.

Dat irony. I do agree with your general thesis. When you beat your kid to the point of hospitalization, that's your failure as a parent. Kids...

If our LBs weren't so terrible, I feel like Jones would've been better last year.

I listened to his interview on LeBatard the other day. The guy is a studio thug. He's full of crap. No need to fret about this dweeb being the...

Miller is doing his best to make Sherman not look like a moron.

WTF? How did Folk miss that?

This is like watching a really slow train wreck.

I'm 27. I don't wear jerseys because I feel weird wearing another dude's name-that's younger than me-on my back. I would consider wearing a...

We seem to play up or down to our competition. I suppose that means we have a really solid chance at winning or losing.

His post and your post are not mutually exclusive.

I'm gonna pull my hair out if Ireland and Sherman aren't on the chopping block soon.

The fact that we didn't get the play off right before the 2-minute warning bugs me. We were set at 2:05 and the Bucs were running off the field,...

My wife isn't a big football fan and I've found these shows to get dumber and more intolerable as the years go on. She'll have control of the TV...

If getting Martin and Incognito off the field leads to a more cohesive, but overall less talented unit, I wouldn't be that upset. I feel like an...

Am I the only one that feels like the Chiefs got less flak for the Jovan Belcher thing than the Dolphins are getting for a serious, but let's be...

He is dynamic. Have you seen the plays he made on screens in the Colts and Pats games? It blows my mind we don't try to get him involved like this...

That fourth down pass makes me wonder why we don't roll out more often. Drives me crazy that we seem to simply ignore Tannehill's athleticism.

I thought this was a joke. Didn't someone on the team do this last year or two years ago?

There's a legitimate argument that they are. Not even sure who's comparable right now. The run blocking made the Browns look like they were on our...

If Tanny can give us numbers roughly equivalent to Chad Pennington's 2008 numbers, I would be ecstatic. I don't need 1984 Marino, just give me the...

It's lazy analysis based on exactly one thing. Because the Dolphins have been a mediocre franchise for awhile, they will be a mediocre franchise...

We didn't win in a shutout by 11ty billion points so obviously we suck.

I feel pretty confident he's AA.

I really thought we underutilized Tanny's athleticism until about week 10 or 11 last season. I really hope we do more read option stuff this...

Wouldn't it make more sense to get Jets or Patriots mats? I want to wipe the poop off my shoes on a Patriot, not a Dolphin. Side note, anyone...

Expendables 2 Not bad. CGI blood bugged me. I loved seeing Arnie doing his thing.

Update on new logo I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks our logo looks incredibly juvenile.

Jake was signed under the old CBA where rookies got stupid contracts. I'd bring back Long on a franchise deal and maybe let him walk after the...

I don't think he's sabotaging the team, but I think he's building the team in his image even if it's to the team's detriment. It wouldn't be the...

They both started their careers on garbage teams. One had the pedigree and FO to improve the pieces around him, the other, uh, didn't. Anyway,...

Is the tipped pass thing mechanical or based on him staring down receivers? Either way, that is disconcerting.

Dolphinception.

Most college programs have more tradition than NFL teams. I think it really boils down to having silly things like uniforms as tools to attract...

Agreed. Rip off the bandaid.

I wonder who we'll take #1 overall in 2013. Nerlins Noel?

We won six games against a bunch of bad/injured teams and lost three games to the only decent teams we played in the second half of the season....

Ben Tate + Arian Foster isn't even fair. I'm glad we got some praise. It makes me feel good. I think DT is meh but there's something there if he...

He's fat and has a mustache, can't trust him.

Then he should've had a pillow or two stuffed in his jersey.

Jake is undoubtedly an A+ player, however, I wouldn't be against us letting him go for a league average LT if it meant that money went towards...

Probably won't happen. Since everyone knows Dwight is unhappy, the Magic will have to accept a 30 cents on the dollar type of trade for him....

Nazis. Started with Wolfenstein and then there have been about 6000 WWII games between then and now.

Yeah, not thrilled with Hartline and Bess as our starting wide outs.

I just looked at the schedule and if I were the Dolphins, I let him take the reigns in Week 15 and let him play it out from there. That would give...

I've seen elite OTs on garbage teams. Very rarely have I seen elite QBs on garbage teams. I have no problem with Long, Pouncey or Odrick, but...

Just get weapons for the offense. I doubt Fleener drops to us, but I'd love him.

Sorry guys. Next year we'll draft another interior lineman that will have literally no effect on the success of our team. I mean, look at all the...

Ted. Ginn. Junior.

Just ESPN. I had my fiancee chirping in my ear and calling the Dolphins stupid for not taking a QB in the first round for almost 30 years. She...

How do you figure? The financial outlay isn't a big deal anymore and that's why QB busts were so debilitating back in the old CBA days. Are busts...

If he turns out to be a bust, it's not a big deal. I'm used to crappy first round picks and terrible QB play. I'm a Miami Dolphins fan. It comes...

Will you really be that bent if he turns out to be Aaron Rodgers? I don't see why you're upset about where he was picked. The Bengals took Carson...

Agreed and if it doesn't work out, we'll be in the same position we've been in for the last 15 years anyway. If he does work out, we've got Aaron...

Wow, well if he sucks you can tell everyone "I told you so." If he's good we could have Aaron Rodgers. Seems like a win-win for you.

Serious question for people not happy excited with the Tannehill pick. Is it because you feel Tannehill isn't the answer? Do you feel Matt Moore...

We're finally taking the most important position on the field seriously. For that alone, I'm happy. Let's hope he works out.

I'm excited about a Dolphins first round draft pick for the first time in a long time.

Our offense is really so dynamic and exciting.

Even if he busts as a QB we can make him into a WR. It's a win-win. /Gallows humor

If that were our draft, I'd become a Packers fan.

Why would someone want those players? One, they're fast. Speed in the NFL is pointless. Two, they're exciting. The NFL is NOT about entertaining...

So slightly better than our average second rounder.

I want us to draft playmakers instead of interior lineman. I also would prefer it if we didn't trade away our only offensive threat for two third...

You don't say...

Yes, losing sucks, but there are different ways of losing. Some worse than others. At least if we had a high-powered offense, it would be a sign...

That's the thing though. We aren't winning and the way we're losing is amazingly un-entertaining. Why would a family of four pay $500 for four...

Arizona has a playmaker and an awesome stadium. The Fins have neither.

I don't have an opportunity to go to games but I must say that I understand why people don't go anymore. I don't even think being bad is that big...

He wasn't retired last year? Could've fooled me.

Why couldn't this have happened at the beginning of the year so we'd have a lottery pick in this loaded draft?

I wouldn't buy one either, but I'd probably buy a jersey-style t-shirt because the last name amuses me.

I want to sign him just so I can get a Naanee jersey.

I can see why people mock our WR corps. What team would trade its corps for ours?

If the Fins don't take a QB or a playmaking WR, I think the fanbase goes into full-blown meltdown. If we take an interior lineman, I might join...

The thing I most want to do with my GM that has a history of botching second round picks is give him additional second round picks.

This. There is almost no downside to drafting him. If he sucks, the amount of money invested in him is miniscule, we'll be really bad (likely) and...

So you think that Miami teams should embrace 50s and 60s styles? My whole point is they should be modern. Think of LA teams, they're associated...

Is it really a tradition if it's only existed for as long as the cell phone? The whole city is unique and modern and unlike anywhere in the US. I...

I'm very much a traditional kind of person but Miami isn't a place of tradition. It's a very modern place and even its old traditional buildings...

Fiedler won 1 in 2000.

Miami is not a traditional kind of place. I would love for the Fins to do something modern and forward-looking. Keep similar elements but make it...

People expecting to find another Tom Brady in the later rounds of the draft are the same kind of people expecting to win the lottery to fund their...

That's not true. Hearing secondhand that someone is a sharp guy doesn't convey the way an interview does. Also, maybe some of those "farcical"...

Yeah. Worst comes to worst he can play WR and I hear great things about his family. They put on a great spread for the Fourth of July.

I don't know how he'd make it to the Patriots sideline to slap Tom Brady and still catch the ball. He's not a speed guy.

You don't say...

Imagine him stretching the middle of the field and then allowing for Brandon Marshall to get single coverage so he could take the top off the...

Just a great thread. I'm not an Ireland fan but this was well-written and fun. Nice distraction from this frustrating off-season.

What about Kendall Wright? We might even be able to drop back a few slots, grab a pick and take him? It'd be nice to have a true vertical threat...

I can't wait to parlay these picks into a backup OG and 3rd down RB.

But it also incentivizes defensive players to cheat and destroy plays that are essentially guaranteed big gainers/TDs. Remember the PI on the TD...

Illegal contact needs to be better defined. All we really know is that launching is a no-no. Beyond that it's more or less a mystery.

Because offense is more fun to watch, which leads to more fans (more money) and the NFL is a business.

I think our holding pattern of being terrified of trying to find a franchise QB in the first round has brought us a ton of success. Trying to find...

6. Highly touted first round QB beats sixth round QB so the fans understand how important the position is. :tongue2:

Little brother > big brother?

Are changes like that possible? I know slapping jumbotrons in the corners of the stadium isn't a big deal, but totally changing the slope of the...

I know everyone loves potential, but sometimes the fascination with draft picks cracks me up. I always think of this clip when people get wound up...

I'm in the Tampa area. I know crappy football owners. Ross is excellent compared to the Glazers.

Not sure of serious, but he's talking about Fred Davis.

Winning is the great elixir. The Saints sucked really hard for a really long time and there was always talk of them moving to LA and people going...

It's pro football. Don't want to get whooped, score points or stop the other team.

But we'll have great blocking for mediocre skill players!

Good QB = good team = buzz = selling more jerseys and tickets = happy fun time Good OL = cross your fingers and pray for everything to work out...

But OL always makes the whole team better. That's why we've had unprecedented success since we drafted Jake Long.

Ted Ginn gets the last laugh. He's going to a conference championship.

Henne threw four picks in 3.5 games this year. Smith threw five picks in 16.

Just because we make an offer doesn't mean someone is interested. Not everyone likes or wants to live in Miami and it has nothing to do with...

Are people even that bent about missing out on Fisher?

It always cracks me up when people discuss 1st round QBs being the only possible positions that bust. Tony Mandarich, Robert Gallery (called the...

Yes, because Jake Long has led us to such great heights.

Jeff Fisher does nothing for me so I'm not terribly upset.

Elite QBs don't need perfect storms to win Superbowls. Elite teams with mediocre/average QBs do not win Superbowls unless there's a perfect storm...

This is my first time really paying attention to Weeden and holy crap he just blows me away. It's a damn shame that he's so old.

Bowles intrigues me more than Fisher. I'm not all that enthused for a guy that made the playoffs 5 times in 16 years. Sparano was on a similar clip.

I doubt they're going to pay the guy $28M next year when it's almost without a shadow of a doubt that he won't be the same player he was. This...

Schedule looks like it could be very favorable for us next year. With the right moves I could see double digit wins.

I'd be ok with that, I just wonder if Flynn benefits from a great system and great WRs/TE. I don't think our offense is bad as currently...

Getting a legit #1 QB. Whether that means signing Peyton or trading our entire draft for the #1 overall pick. We can't stick our fingers in our...

Darrelle Revis gets a ton of no calls. Dude is lucky.

Like clockwork, our offense has a big drive to take the lead in the fourth quarter and the defense decides to play like cupcakes. Edit: OMGWTFLOL...

That is just fantastic.

HAHA Dirty Sanchez!!!! Nice job, Starks!

Have we attempted an honest to God 2 minute drill to end the half at any point this season?

This game has been a sloppy crapfest.

A lot can probably be attributed to well-thrown fades. Something that Henne couldn't do if his life depended on it.

Me.

If we drafted a decent 2nd round LT there's no guarantee that Matt Ryan would be crushed on every play. He isn't Michael Vick or Aaron Rodgers but...

Just because you dot take a LT #1 overall doesn't mean you won't have someone that is effective. Regardless, even with Long the team has given up...

Why? He's honest. Nothing wrong with that. I still would much MUCH rather have DJax.

I'd like to see a kicker rocket it into someone's face and have it bounce off for the onside kick.

I'd love to know the second half time of possession. I feel like the Dolphins have had the ball for about 5 minutes.

Mike Nolan can't figure out the Patriots for an entire game.

Well, that was good to hold them to a Sparano.

Soo...about drafting a QB in the first round...

Ugh, just throw the freaking ball away.

Ugh, damn it Matt.

I'm glad AD got that big contract. That was a nasty hit.

Nice couple plays by BMarsh. One thing I like about Moore over Henne is that even when BMarsh screws up, he doesn't pout and take himself out of...

BMarsh with a lovely catch. Guy is ridiculous.

I've been very impressed with Bess's punt returns over the past month or so.

Sparano just fist-pumped to himself.

Outside of BMarsh helping me out big time in fantasy lately, who the eff cares? We're still 5-9 and might miss out on the chance to draft a...

Ask the Glazers how Premiership ownership is treating them.

Not necessarily true. 1984 was an epic year for offenses. Eric Dickerson also set the single season rushing mark. Marino's record might've been...

LOL @ the plays on 1st and 2nd down. Seriously?

At least our ex-HC that was an offensive line guru left us with soooooo much talent on the OL.

Things are looking good. You've already got one.

Sure it does. The prior year that same team went 18-1 and came within one miraculous catch of going 19-0. They went down to 11-5 playing a weak...

I can't believe that some of the fans here want to continue with the status quo that has proven for the last 15 years to be a complete waste of...

Why don't you feel pity for a guy that was a beneficiary of nepotism and made millions of dollars spoiling our favorite entertainment option?

A guy that'll go for the first down when it's 4th and 1 on the opponent's 38 yard line instead of kicking a field goal.

Franchise QBs change everything. I'd do what I have to do to get one.

Outside of Cubs fans, most fans of all sports teams want and expect wins. People always temper expectations, but they don't expect someone to...

Somewhere a chicken crap field goal will go un-fist pumped.

Furthermore, has Jackson ever been one to complain prior to his contract issues this year?

Aaron Rodgers had an amazingly bad OL two years ago and still put up huge numbers. Doesn't matter though because we don't have Aaron Rodgers and...

Not winning a home game for a year and losing 10 games in a row did it for me. Weird, huh?

Why do people want to retain Sparano? Is it because he's a nice guy or because we beat a few teams with lots of injuries?

This game feels like a microcosm of Sparano's tenure. Solid start, mediocre finish.

When we've played healthy teams, we haven't looked nearly as good (today, Cowboys). TD DJax. :angry:

No protection whatsoever. Yuck.

If the QBs are out of reach just take BPA. Having talent is more important than reaching for a need and missing.

I'd be ok with that.

Red zone issues are maddening.

Meh, Mike McCarthy is probably a douchebag, but you think Packers fans care?

They would be dumb not to take Andrew. Peyton won't be effective forever and I have my doubts about him ever being the same player again. Sucks we...

Haha. This is a funny joke.

You mean teammates don't like a guy that can't score TDs and can't not throw interceptions?

He kicked/stomped Green Bay lineman. It was stupid and extremely dirty. He really needs to rein in his recklessness because it's costing him and...

Peyton will demand a trade or get cut by 2013 if Luck lives up to his billing. I could see Peyton going to the Jest or 49ers if he's trying to get...

Why not think of him as Drew Brees + athleticism?

I like RG3. He seems like a slightly smaller Aaron Rodgers to me. Throws a nice ball on the run, solid accuracy, and I like his command of his...

Yeah. I think coke rumors and his wonderlic scores were pretty low.

I fear for the disaster scenario where we finish 7-9, keep Sparano and Ireland, name Moore the starting QB, and draft a big hitter safety without...

Frankly, I couldn't care less because I don't have a dog in the fight. All I hope is that our franchise QB is playing on Saturdays right now and...

Henne did you one better by regressing under Daboll too. Moore is flourishing under the guy.

I know watching the game last night is coloring my perception, but I get an athletic Drew Brees/pygmy Aaron Rodgers when I see RG3....

I would throw up.

That's an amazingly pathetic stat. Aaron Rodgers probably outdid that this season.

Why do you think he's so uneasy?

Why fix a problem when you can hope to play bad/injured teams every week for a 16 game season?!

When that happens, I'm checking out until we draft a QB in the first round, which is likely to occur in 2033.

Most of these boneheads are surrounded by other boneheads. That's why they're all broke 5 years after they retire.

I feel safer knowing some guy isn't sitting in a chair listening to DJ Screw.

I read this post expecting it to be from six months ago. The fact it's from yesterday is mind-boggling.

I'd love him as a long-term backup and as a guy that starts the first 4-6 games of the 2012 season while Barkley gets some seasoning.

Suck for Luck is dead, which is ok by me. Wins are fun, but I don't want these last two weeks to blind us to some very stark realities.

I think he means that their weaker division losses account for more in terms of draft placement because all other things equal, the team with the...

Yay, Reggie.

I'm glad we didn't try for a drive at the end of the half.

This game is giving me a Cleveland vibe.

C'mon we gotta have unfair expectations for BMarsh.

I think the Colts and us will win today.

No it's not. The new rookie pay scale will make busts far less financially debilitating. If Barkley sucks we could dump him in 2-3 years without...

Mainge, you should start a Tiki-hater club with his ex-wife.

Uh, I'm not sure anyone has done that. Ultimately it boils down to a couple harsh realities: 1. Players aren't effective forever 2. Sometimes...

I think this is a case of a lazy sports fan who sees black QB and automatically equates him with either a bad black QB (Jackson) or a good black...

I'd trade 1 year of my superstar QB being out if it meant I'm guaranteed an additional 10-15 years of elite QB play. You can't just ignore the...

I think they just want him since they're aware that QBs are important and Manning won't play forever. Hell, this neck injury might even be a...

Yay, BMarsh with a nice TD catch.

Reggie's been pretty solid the last few games.

LOL WUT? That was weird.

Where's this been all season? Note to self: Play teams coming off Monday night overtime game as often as possible

I think we'll be competitive today.

When we decided a mediocre offense and a good defense that would have to bail us out was a valid strategy for a football team. That started with...

Henne did say, "This team will not stop quitting."

I don't mind owners spending money, but I don't like when owners give Joe Johnson $126M deals and then cry poor.

He always leaves the lights on when he leaves the room. Irritating and not green friendly.

To win SFL we need all our opponents to beat us then lose every other game. Conversely, we need the Colts opponents to win every possible game.

That's not true. People had doubts about Tedford guys (Akili Smith, Trent Dilfer) before Carr was drafted. Didn't help that he played behind a...

This team would trounce the 2007 team. It basically boils down to bad coaching. The 2007 team had zero talent.

The fact that we're pissed about the defense allowing 20 total points essentially dooming the team is really telling about how pathetic our...

That's a retcon of Saban prior to taking the Bama jerb.

Running a draw on 3rd and 15+ is not unusual when you have a lead.

That was a total crap call on BMarsh and it cost me a couple fantasy points.

The FO listened to the fans and brought in a first round QB!

Or StL can draft Luck and trade him for an insane haul. He's worthy of a Herschel Walker-type trade.

For whatever baffling reason, the QB draw/power in short yardage/goal line situation is a play that works against us beautifully. I still remember...

Meyer proved that he couldn't hang with the SEC if he didn't have once-in-a-lifetime talent. He's not coming to the NFL. He'll take the Ohio State...

But guys, Brady was taken in the 6th round!

If Ross was awesomely spiteful, he would refuse his resignation and make him deal with this festering pile of crap for the next 10 weeks.

This guy has had a hand in destroying my favorite professional football team and has made millions of dollars to do it. Screw him. Screw him right...

Tebow did this team a favor. We should thank him. As a Fin and a Gator, I'm pleased.

I'm glad I'm emotionally divorced from this team. This is fun/fascinating/exciting.

Yup. John Elway is pissed and will probably cut Demaryus Thomas and Daniel Fells tomorrow.

He's probably pissed. I'm sure he'll cut anyone that can make any contributions on offense.

I'm a Gator fan/alum. Urban's offense does not adapt. Last year was a complete joke (partially because he didn't give two ****s for the entire...

We weren't a 1-15 team in 2007 and we weren't an 11-5 team in 2008. The real Dolphins were shown in 2009-10. Team with mediocre talent and lack of...

It's simple. A crappy offense that keeps the defense on the field the entire game will eventually wear down that defense. Doesn't help that the...

We don't have players with ball skills. We haven't had anyone that could make an explosive play on defense since JT in 2005. I would kill to have...

You're wrong. It'll be full of blue and orange.

Clyde Gates is pretty awful. I don't like him at all.

When the going gets tough, Sparano gets punting.

But but but but Joe Montana and Tom Brady! /head in the sand

Hartline with a Marshall-esque drop.

Whoa, that was an epic recovery by Fasano.

That's so Dolphins.

One thing that always gets overlooked from 2008 was the insanely low amount of turnovers we had that year. We had a record-tying season for least...

Brandon Fields is phenomenal. If not for him, we'd be losing games by even larger margins.

I'm expecting at least one major defensive breakdown in a 3rd and long situation where Tebow runs for 30+ yards and/or a TD.

Considering the considerable amount of success the Dolphins have enjoyed over the last 15 or so years, I'm really hopeful that we stay the course....

Stockholm Syndrome

Getting crabs is less bad than getting syphilis. Neither one is worth trashing the other about.

The problem with the Trop is the crappy location and the lack of features. People really enjoy that it's indoors because during those summer games...

There might be a riot in Denver if Tebow doesn't get a shot. The thing about Denver is that I think the Tebow bandwagon is so strong that...

After someone mentioned that Peyton hasn't been put on IR and appears hellbent on coming back (perhaps for selfish reasons - heck, I know if I had...

You gotta think McNabb's corpse gets benched soon and they let Ponder take the reigns. There's no way he's worse than McNabb's corpse.

This would not surprise me. I'd be more than happy if the Colts didn't have 30 straight years of elite QB play. That would just be unfair.

I know that we'll one day have a competent FO that will bring us an elite caliber QB (be it Luck, RGIII, Jones, or Barkley) and build us an...

He's the winning ingredient.

I'd like to keep Henne as a backup. I think he'd excel in that role.

I'm a Dolphins fan. I root for the logo on the front. I want an elite QB. I'm sick of wandering through the desert with mediocre QBs. The fact...

Amazing factual analysis by the Henne fans. If you take away the bad plays and add more good plays he looks like he's a better QB. You guys...

The offense scored 24 points. Without those 24 points, that pick 6 is window dressing in a beatdown.

I think he's the best GM in the league at asking a potential draft pick if his mother is a prostitute. That's one thing he can always hang his hat on.

Add an elite pass-rusher and you've got the recipe for a lot of recent Superbowl champions.

When I "resign" do I get to keep the headphones?

Hell yes. Also, the Lions went 0-16 a few years ago and wound up with Matt Stafford. You think they'd trade places with us?

Ryan Leaf is the second biggest bust in NFL history. Saying it's a good possibility that Luck turns out like him is improbable. Luck has a...

I think the anti-Luck people have a fear that because some #1 QBs have been busts that the one we take will be a bust. We're kind of like battered...

Same. Keep him here and let him languish with this poop soup that he's overseen.

Ahh yes, because the Steelers had elite OLs when they've won their two titles recently. Along with the super-awesome Green Bay Packers OL. If you...

I feel like mediocre defenses breed poor defensive play in clutch situations because of how tight and how worried about screwing up they have to...

I'm truly stunned that fans of this team want to maintain the status quo. The status quo that's led us to mediocrity and nothing of significance...

The forward pass is a fad like the automobile or the Internet. We don't need a good QB to win, let's just cross out fingers for a once in a...

I wouldn't go that far. Let's see her fist pump intensity after field goals before we make that call.

Ah yes, let's discount the importance of QB because of a few busts. How come you don't cite QBs like Manning, Rapistberger, Rivers, Rodgers? Oh...

I'm definitely at acceptance. It's awesome. Pretty liberating.

I don't want Sparano fired yet. If we let someone in as the interim coach it might provide a spark for the team and they might win games and...

At this point, I'd be more pissed off if we won. Pointless wins that gives Sparano a stay of execution hurt this team far more than losses do.

I just want the Chargers to murder us. I'm tired of them keeping it so close and their struggles in the red zone.

Sparano went for the FG because he wants us to continue our 1 TD early in the game and then settle for FGs offense. It's pretty awesome strategy*....

The excitement for the field goals is amazing to me. Sparano is such a boob.

Dood, but you play to win! It's much more fun to finish 7-9 and never draft high enough to get the elite personnel that are talented enough to win...

I'm happy we never had a chance in this game. I've experienced exactly zero emotion for this game.

My only concern is, what is the record and can Henne break it?

When the offense only scores 1 TD in 2 straight games, blame HAS TO fall on the QB. Expecting to win every game scoring 16 points is unreasonable...

We could've drafted Josh Freeman in 2009 if we didn't trade down for Vontae Davis. He's the anti-Henne. May not start hot but the guy is clutch...

Having the team suck and Henne be a mediocre QB is the bitter medicine this team needs to be a better team on the other side of this crapfest....

Sarcasm within sarcasm. I can dig it.

According to some around here, apparently expecting 10 yards in four plays in 40 seconds is completely unreasonable for an NFL-caliber offense...

Good news is that we're that much closer to firing Sparano and still holding onto a ticket in the Andrew Luck sweepstakes.

I'm not sure winning even matters anymore. The Bucs were 10-6 last year and are 2-1 this year and they're drawing 40k fans to their games. It's...

Speaking of playmakers on defense, after watching LSU the last few weeks, I want Tyrann Mathieu (or someone like him) on this team badly. The guy...

I laughed when I listened to the Browns march down the field to win the game. Wins and losses haven't meant much to me as a Dolphins fan since our...

Agreed. Outside of Long, Wake, Starks, Pouncey and Marshall I wouldn't be terribly upset if we had a complete roster turnover.

People are sick of mediocrity. I'll suffer a 1-15 season if it means we land a franchise QB that leads us to a Superbowl. A handful of 7-9 seasons...

Sparano is awful but Haley is worse. The Chiefs lost their first two games 89-10. A healthy RB and FS don't change the outcome that much.

The NFL doesn't have to rig drafts to favor New York teams.

He threw for 40% last week. Let's get through the season and take a step back and then make a judgment.

Dan Carpenter is 5/13 over his last 5.5 games. He should be looking for a new job.

Classic Dolphins. Missed FG followed by the opposition marching down the field and scoring a TD. Even if it wasn't a chip shot, missed FGs are...

I see at least one thing in common with the past few Superbowl winning coaches. A four letter first name. Honestly, there are a lot of different...

Agreed. Without an elite or well above average QB in this league, you'll do nothing but tread water. The only team without an elite/elite-ish QB...

I'm truly shocked a lot of people here believe that the Dolphins are a talented football team. This is our best team since 2005, but to call this...

There's a dearth of talent on this team. It might be the most talented Dolphins team in recent memory (probably since 2005), but being the most...

I've become so numb to the mediocrity over the years that losses don't even bother me anymore. I tell you what I'm most upset about is the fact...

Our OL guru head coach has given us great results.

I think the 4th and 1 play would fit in well with your narrative. Furthermore, I completely agree with what you have to say.

I'd check my totem. Sent from my e-smuggin' iPhone.

He does look pretty good. It's obvious we need a short yardage personnel set. I know the interior OL is weak, but yuck.

There's also the fact that the NFL is a sport that's as good, if not better, on TV than it is in real life. When I'm at home, I don't have to pay...

Bad economy + team that won 1 home game + no splashy big time free agent signings Not surprising. If the team comes out of the gate strong and...

All I want is exciting offensive football. This stuff is entertainment after all, I want to be entertained. Figuring out a way to win 10-12 games...

I'm not sure I see the evil in someone being compensated for their skill and ability to complete a task. Just because the NCAA is a racket...

How are fist pumps counted? For example, does the three pump burst associated with an awesome 21 yard field goal count as one fist pump or three?

If you want something efficient with all wheel drive you'd do yourself a disservice not to check out some Subarus. The fuel economy is typically...

I think if he doesn't show marked improvement (say 3500 yards 20 TDs <14 INTs) this season the team has to get serious about a legit QB. If we...

I know all of the Dolphins' female staff members are hopeful this is all a ruse.

Our washouts always seem to find new life with the Pats. Can't he go somewhere else and continue to be mediocre? I don't want him to go to New...

As a counterpoint, there are plenty of teams with middle of the road offensive lines that have excellent QBs that have achieved great amounts of...

I think the Dolphins need to stop shopping at Ross and Marshall's and just step up and go into Nieman Marcus. The QB position is not fungible like...

Our ambivalence to the most important single position in all of professional sports is absolutely insane to me. The fact we never try to get a guy...

Who cares? Moral victories don't matter. I'm sure the Packers would gladly take a loss to us and the Lions in exchange for a Super Bowl every...

Playing a last place schedule and the NFC West didn't hurt either.

I hate both teams, but the Jets make all the boring crap mid-week more fun, and seeing Brady pout is always one of my favorite pastimes. I'm not...

I have my doubts about any Philly QB. That system makes everyone look like a star. Remember AJ Feely?

Maybe Chilly and McNabb can fix each other. Although McNabb had a bad year by his standards, I'd still take his year over Henne's. Guy threw for...

If it were up to me, I'd draft Matt Ryan + 2nd round LT over Jake Long + Chad Henne. You don't need an elite LT to protect the QB anymore....

AJ Feeley looked great in Philly's offensive system too. I'm not sure I trust anyone from the Philly system at QB. I'd take Andy Reid and...

I really hope we bring in an OC that gives us the prevent offense. Things like the forward pass and multiple formations are just a fad anyway....

Because on-field talent has been a meritocracy (except for QBs) for the last 40 years. That hasn't been the case with coaching.

The Rooney Rule does not just apply to black coaches. It applies to minority coaches overall, it's just that blacks are the most common minority...

I'd rather have Blain Gabbert or Cam Newton in the first round over Ryan Williams, but going with Cam means we get an also-ran vet (McNabb or...

All I know is that I'm really excited that we didn't get an elite, franchise QB and instead have an above average OT. So awesome. I love...

Henne doesn't deserve to be our starting QB simply because of that terrible sex panther tattoo on his arm. That tattoo stopped being cool when the...

I wish the Pats kicked a field goal there instead of letting us off the hook. I want this team to lose by 40+. Now my only real hope is a pick-six.

The Patriots shredding us is going to be a blessing in disguise. Also, LOL @ our first overall LT getting beaten by one of our very own castoffs....

Agreed. The damn field goals too. How can that not totally deflate a defense? Get a takeaway or make a big play and your offense is more than...

I want a HC that isn't obsessed with FGs and knows how to properly utilize timeouts. I still have nightmares about the timeout before halftime of...

The argument against him being the GOAT isn't great but it's there. Without a doubt, he's top 5 all-time. What I wouldn't give to be in the...

I was hoping for a dynamic offense and Henne to do his best Good Jake Delhomme impression. I figured something where Henne would have almost 4000...

Denver would be on drugs to do that deal. I'm sure a 2nd and 3rd would be the minimum to bring to the table.

I'd love for Josh McDaniels to join us as the OC. Offense was hardly an issue in Denver and the guy did some impressive stuff in New England....

I just want playmakers. Outside of Cameron Wake, our team is so boring to watch. I'm not high on Mallet and we don't have a chance at Luck unless...