Separate names with a comma.
Don't you know that Vols have no "teef"?
AH! The day where cuban granparents think its "Burger King" day
Nowhere just busy with school and work
Why don't they just get the guy from Adventures in Babysitting?
This guy: [IMG]
This is the universal remote I use:
They have an example to follow...the basketball team of a few years back. It wouldn't suprise me if Harvin follows suit.
Names that should get parents jailed:
Any name that starts with a "Y" (Cuban thing)
...feel free to add on
Harvin said in the National Championship Ceremony that he is leaning towards returning.
Gloria Gaynor...Aretha Franklin. Always confuse them
Tina Turner's Proud Mary was the cover...that's right! But I could've sworn Queen's -...
When I was young...
...I never needed anyone. Making love was just for fun. Those days are gone. All by himself. Lucky Don't wanna be. All by himself
I don't speak Canadian
I see what that other poster was talking about when he said this thread would get metal'd out...so I will mellow it down a tad
Pearl Jam - It's...
How about Denis Leary as the riddler...he is dark and funny
If I am insulted...I will either a) play along with it by agreeing giving the insult less power or b) throw an insult back with a nod and a smile....
Yes... I am glad to finally make the Sixth grade!
Oh I remember when I was given stickers for something good I have done. It was called Elementary School
Anybody notice a lot of whining and moaning from the OU sideline?
Did anybody catch the NC State Bball game on Saturday? That was the best game for the Gators this season. A nice comeback from 11 down, with...
Can we have more Mac commercials...this time with an OK fan?
Anyone on this site setting up College bowl pick'em?
I beat DMC 1...I thought it wasn't that difficult...helluva game though
Never beat battletoads. I don't even remember how far I got...been too...
Jenny I got your number
I will confirm. I remember tOSU's qb was the heisman winner when the Gators beat them in the Chip. Tebow's heisman win came into question when...
Let me ask you something...what do threads posted have to do anything with anything?
So Mr. gator fan posts something negative about a member...
Or performs surgeries for his NFL teamates
He bacame my favorite player on one of my least favorite teams.
I don't know who is yapping away about a championship. Every year I dread the...
Racist, Yup...Inteded as a joke, yup...does he really want to shoot up the man, highly unlikely. Just a kid who was young and dumb posting such a...
Does that mean Texas Tech can play Texas in an NC game?
So what do I do now with the funny fulmer PSed pics? :(
Not really...we scored right after
AH! Milwakee Chubacki!
Point and laugh...I have yet to get it. Point and laugh again...I will get it for the Wii
Why do you think everyone is outside of the carboat? Need room to put the games ya know
Was thinking about Ebay but are there any stores, locally, that will buy?
Top Ten ways to dognap UGA:
10. Beggin' Strips. All dogs love the bacon flavored treats, so, why not?
9. Use a leg of a maniquin...
I have a boatload of PS1, PS2 and Xbox (original) games that I don't play. Anyone know of a good place I can sell those games? Shoot, I even...
Gators are idle this weekend right...nevermind, I won't be lazy. I will look it up
It's not winking at you...It just has bayou cat hair in its eyes
Yeah...I am suprised I haven't smashed my tv through these last 2 games!
...Juat thought USC deserved to be Nelson Munzt'd
Whoops...I meant to beat the spread
Soundgarden's "Black Hole Sun" playing on the back of my head
I actually picked Ohio State to win
Alright, in 2013 we will stay classy and stomp on the Midfield :theu: since that is fine to do according to UM...whoops, Dolphin Stadium will not...
Misleading in that they didn't play 23 times
I remember them sweeping the canes a few times at Mark Light
Can I? Sweet!
FYI...that was our K first FG attempt with one week off before the UTenn game
You guys still must have Ohio State on your mind
I am showing that in some of the charts for Ike, they show info on Hanna. Ike's info is the one on the east going west and Hanna is...
As you see with this pic...they show Hanna with Ike even if it should be just info on Ike
This actually shows all three storms
Just to make a clarification, I believe those are alerts for Hanna and not Ike. Ike is still way off to the east to have alerts on the U.S.
They do, with all other sports besides football and baseball
More Auburn than anything...they own us now
Love that song, but ever since that speech, UM has been drowing like the kid that Phil Collins was talking about in the song
Hopefully, Florida isn't Tina Turner
Tuck? Out of work. Landshark in my hand. Politics on my mind. thephins.com in my view for the afternoon. An outing in plan for tonight. And...
Thank you! and happy birthday twin that I don't know of!
Looks Mortal Kombat-esque...Shame, I actually liked Dragon Ball Z
My favorite lettering is the cursive they use for the helmets
I can't believe none of those songs have Trick Daddy's "How bout them Miami boys" song
Shalala is still head?
Dropkick Murphy's - Boys on the Docks
YouTube - DROPKICK MURPHYS - BOYS ON THE DOCKS
Happy B-Day...mines tomorrow. Car Insurrance goes down for me and I can rent any car I choose...Winnebago baby!
Not televised? hmmmm. Usually they show local games, don't they?
I say let Bubba rape him
Paul Simon - Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes
YouTube - Paul Simon: Diamonds on the soles of her shoes /zimbabwe
Nope. I did not renew the season tickets this year
He was married? I really though he was gay. Whoops!
Laughed my *** off
Ditto...impossible for the UM-UF game to get 1) tickets and 2) Hotel rooms
54-46 Was My Number
Toots and the Maytals vers.
YouTube - Toots & the Maytals- 54-46 Was My Number-Trojan Reggae
Sublime vers. /ball and...
The Clash vers.
YouTube - The Clash Pressure drop
Toots and The Maytals vers.
YouTube - Toots & Maytals - Pressure Drop
The only plus side is that we still face each of them in a couple of series. Phi = 2-3 game series (home and away) NYM = 2-3 game series (home...
The Strokes - 12:51
YouTube - The Strokes - 12:51
Havey Danger - Flagpole Sitta
YouTube - Harvey Danger - Flagpole Sitta
You should go up to Gainesville now. There's a lady up there named Fay that has screwed all of Florida. Easy lay!
Miami cops are just as bad
I love how UGA and LSU gives advice on fashion
LSU and UGA fans are pretty bad. They love making fun of Floridians and their Jean shorts. I was up in Gainesville for the homecoming game a...
YESSSSS! The never happy yelling band!
790 TheTicket - The Marlins Game
I was never greatly into the Beatles either until I saw the movie Across the Universe
Getting this on the Wii (full game that is)
It means Mature or ripe Bananas
seperate Ma-Duro and it is more hard
So us cubans offer ripe and harder bananas
Would they still be considered "wet foot" if they get caught in Lake Okechobee?
What out! they might get you for piracy
Most of you are either married and/or haven't gotten any in a while
Fay is Nucking Futs!
What music surpasses time for you.
Pink Floyd, Bob Marley, Jimmy Buffet are some of mine
Jamaica and Redemption makes me think of Bob Marley
60s Beatles AND The Who (also could be 70s)
70s Led, Eagles and Pink Floyd
80s Van Halen
90s Pearl Jam, Nirvana, RHCP
00s sadly: Killers, Strokes
So your saying Pele is a man?
Baby teeth...baby teeth I tell you!
It's not like he is going in front of the other competitors going "nana nana boo boo...I beat you *tongue sticking out*"
Gave up the game at the end again! Dammit!
The Marlins have been the only breath of fresh air
That'd be sweeeeeeet
happy happy birthday birthday
Argentina vs. Greece in Bball was a hell of a game
Looks like what I would draw on the blackboard at high school before the teacher came in, except the feet should be rounder...like a pair of balls
All the while having the same amount of BCS trophies with UF's being recent and yours getting close to 10 years ago
That argument flies because you are stating that stocking up on draft picks is unfair, well so is buying a World Series. The Marlins have won the...
Oh yes you can! :oldtoker:
Now read this: Eye Yam Sofa King We Todd Did
Nothing ticked me off more that seeing Friday's game turn to crap. All those Cubs fans that surrounded me were quiet till that PH 3 run HR off...
As opposed to buying a crapload of big named players because you are in a big market?
It wasn't me!
We could fight and still have the same fire for run
An I stress the first syllable of the last word
I wouldn't have been embarassed...I would've been happy if they cleared the benches. Show some spine! I wish they would've cleared the benches...
I was pissed. I watched him play in UF. He made it to the World Series CHampionship one year and lost to Texas...now he has to worry about...
If I had a choice of when to die, it would be at the end of the world
Love the hate. Do you realize that FSU is from the ACC and not in the SEC? I mean, FSU is on the same conference as your Canes, I...
Update: It's wet
Tornado Warning for Miami-Dade
At work...YEAH! My GF works for FPL cust. service...please don't call customer service if your power goes out. Call 1-800-4outage. The system...
Yeah that's my ride to Joe Robbie Stadium (or Dolphin Stadium for the snobs). You should see what I can do with a scooter
Alright fine...I'll throw Goat Cheese so no one gets hurt
So, anybody want me to throw items (Goat Cheese, 2003 World Series Memorabilia, Oversized Headphones, etc.) at the Cubs bullpen for the game tonight?
I'm not, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express
It won't develop strong enough if it hits us. Just will cause some still much needed rain
Yeah...I want to go to the West Coast (Florida) when I get enough money cus stuff down here isn't right. We have gangs taking over, corrupt...
Congrats...couldn't speak for myself but I hear it is lifes most important and special moment to bring in another life to the world and raise it
So I assume no one heard anything
Supposedly it was heard on PNYR...Don't know if I would consider that a reliable source
I think that article is from back when 790 did the dolphins games
No surprisinly I heard it from my GF. I am just trying to get sources and haven't found crap
Meeeeeeeeshagan...my high school had the same uni and helmets...we were the wolverines
What is this I hear Jim Maddog Mandich not getting his contract renewed?
Smells like burnt hair in this thread
I haven't bought a Madden game since '02 or was it '04
I thought they already did that? Nevermind...should of read "extension"
I once spread my butt cheeks for playgirl under the name of Mike Honcho
I'm sorry who has the more recent championship?
Going to the game tomorrow...sitting 2nd row behind the Cubs bullpen
I am cool with this...sticking it to the man! Goodell will hate this
Can we change the thread title to The Florida Marlins of Miami to poke fun at the LAAA
I can't wait to see with what you come up with
Is that a kind of herpes? They got to use more trojans
Dude...Saturday Morning Cartoons up till Noon when the College football or Basketball games came on. That's how you do it!
Gibb (I think that was his name) and Rosenthal were lucky to win the match with Japan
Had a C-Section on January 26th?
US women's Sabre won Bronze...just saw the event during lunch...also saw US Men's Beach Volleyball beat the Japaneese
There was a cartoon on saturday mornings on NBC (I think) a long time ago where there was a Gameboy (original GB) that acted like a person and had...
I can help you! A place in Cancun...or you're a little crazy. WHich better suits?
I got 31...Me no speaky ingles
she has a really bad makeup job
Cuban Dave 9
Cuban = Parents came from the island country of Cuba
Dave = My name is David, people call me Dave cus their too lazy to say one...
I don't get it? :unsure:
Ah boo friken hoo...put ur finger under your nose to make dirty sanchez mustache when you go to a hispanic country and I will laugh at your...
What happened, son?
Impossible. But I did see a white feather and a wooden pipe in my lawn
That was one of the worst display of baseball I have ever seen...they made up for it last night. Hanley hit a three run HR to take the lead 4-3...
I've seen the chupacabra...it poops on my lawn everyday
From the same article
It's not so off-base when some of these girls still have their baby teeth
Isn't his name spelled Dwyane Wade
Not on top...above is what I meant. Instead of two seperate banners with two pic files, two banners in one pic file. I am asking because I am...
Is their band name a play on Back Door Man?
I blame the Dolphins for the Marlins losing last night :tongue2:
Anyway those banners can be made into one (ex. the gators one on top of the marlins)? I am only allowed to images on my sig. :up:
I may be getting greedy but is there any way I could get a banner under my sig for the Marlins and the Florida Gators?
I now know why it is called around the horn
He is a "***** officianado" as he said at the end
YouTube - LA Times and Chicago Tribune Reporters Eat ***** in Beijing
He likes the penii
I always root for Sergio..he always disapoints me though
Sir Mix-a-lot comes to mind
I frikken love it man! great! :up:
Did Letterman really get in trouble for this?
E.T. Phone Home
What a coincidence I go two fat pugs named huevos
It should've been two shutouts...damn umps and no replays!
I really do like chorizo...it's good with huevos
We all know it's Iheartgeorgemicheal
*Gulp* *Gulp* *Gulp* *Buuuuuuurrrrp* What happened?
I remember those old atlanta scientific black boxes with the small remotes and catching a peak at porn when I was younger than 10. We didn't have...
I've got a pretty crazy Idea for a sig:
You think you can accesorize this truck raft with Dolphin colors and/or logos? Possibly have...
Yeah...my next comp is going to be a Mac...FO SHO
He double shifted too!
God I wish I can see this game...hearing it on 790 will do for now though
Thanks. :knucks: I like you and your creative Ricky and Ronnie handle.
I have a feeling I am going to regret not renewing the season tickets this year
Jesus is my nephew:
Not worried at all about the jests
No...that's his wine
I think people are forgetting the opponents he faced in the NFC central compared to the ones he is going to face in the AFC east. PATRIOTS are...
Hugh Heffner Beer? I would assume it's a stout
What happened with CI?
Almost forgot about New Castle
I'm in the same situation...I drink a lot...and I don't have that middle ground of being just typsie...I lost that when my tollerance when up
Soemone say beer?
In my best REM - End of the World or Billy Joel - We Didn't Start the Fire immitation
Gator brothers...got a college football pick'em going down on yahoo. Please join:
Setting Current Value
Group ID#: 4456
Group Password crowderg8tr
aw crap...no room
Yeah I splooged a little too :knucks:
My sinuses...I can't hear from my left ear right now
Someone's got the meat sweats
If I had that guys Cubs jersey I would get masking tape and cover "udo" and walk around with it on...I owuld be soooo cooooool
I wish my name were Fukudome...I would love all the nicknames I would have
I haven't heard much about tOSU this offseason...how are they stacked up? They got to have studs if they are in the top 3. I wouldn't have...
I believe a Cubs fan once said that in 1910
OOOOOO my mouth is salivating at the fact that UGA is #1
Bret Favre Bret Favre Bret Favre Bret Favre Bret Favre Bret Favre Bret Favre Bret Favre Bret Favre Bret Favre Bret Favre Bret Favre
The real question to bring up is:
Did anyone claim the cat yet?
I was always good at adlib (sp?)
I think I cracked it
Hardy harr harr...I laugh to myself
Hey it's all good, i am Jewban.
Is that what Saban called the people of Louisiana?
Ah Jew Dixie
Pre or post?
I believe InFlames is a BoSox fan
Like a bisexual
It feels like an eternity
Searching for rim shot smiley....
This is true :up:
Can't be...they still have the orange bowl in that sketch back when they were planning on building both stadiums next to eachother
You see, I like FSU fans, I just hate the team because of the rivalry. I don't mind The U's team, I just really hate the fans. It is the only...
Got any lately?
I really hate the Canes...
I think Oklahoma just scored another touchdown
Best thing to do for the drinks is...BYOC
This mutt is insulted
The Mets fans were handled in the 8th...fleeing from the inevitable
We won't even be even if we lose one... we will be one game back
Looks like that dolphin was snorting a white powder :shifty:
Searching for Johnny Cash's "Boy Named Sue"...
He always looked like a skinny dude out there
and with that...The U takes the lead!
The U = 102
FSU = 101
UF = 99
NOTE...these figures are not accurate are...
Ask if she know Peter Griffin
I wonder if he broke the seal before getting arrested...he probably pissed himself
I thought he died?
lol I just read that and was going to post it :hi5:
I get my gas from Hess and BP all the time.
Found it...Paper Planes
Anybody else excited for this one? I AM!
Does anybody know the name of the song that they use for the previews? It has a gun sound...
Maybe she doesn't like roses
When did that happen?
It's the butler! It's always the butler!!!
As of right now in Miami-Dade...I think that any cop that sees a felony in action can take action (sorry for the redundency). He just can't do...
I just know Dade will follow suit...and that would suck because I always fly by Medley cops in south dade
Well...you could always write the names manually....
...oh yeah...good luck!
I heard gatorade and vodka gets you drunker quicker
It's the electrolytes!
The nightmare still haunts me today
Then why is the tee closer in golf? Why is the three point line closer to the rim?
Preperation H? :up:
Yeah for real :hi5:
But then again, maybe Hardkore likes having one roll of toilet paper each month. Butt-rash anyone?
I wish the teams I played against had girls on the team...maybe we wouldn't have lossed as much
Been anticipating this game
I assume the gfx will be better on the 360 and ps3...but how would it look for the Wii...I heard you use the...
So...what does it REALLY mean when that song says "turning Japanese"
Ever have a rum and coke slurpee?
Never seen that one
I think it might have been me:
I understand...but I wouldn't defend Napoleon dynomite either. It was like Howard the Duck...Horrible movie...pop interest
It's not that good dupree
Mac and Me
Underated: The guy that did the Peanuts song
Overrated: Metal/Hardcore/Yelling Music
Who the hell is Dickinson?
:hi5: All of those are great songs!
And I don't mean just the PJ songs
1. Aqua - Barbie Girl
2. OMC - Bizarre
3. Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy
4. Ace of Base - The Sign
5. Ace of Base - Beautiful Life
[IMG] @ [IMG]
Where will you be?
I do...kid was good...but what an a-hole
The one with the seal???
thE ufo ONE IS AWESOME...WISH i THOUGHT OF THAT
sorry for the caps
x's are always cool
I don't know what your talking about...I love my gf very much :tongue2:
It's free if i use my bank's atm's...but i am referring to all other atm's...u know the ones you use when you run out of money at an adult club or...
if it's 50 cents...then there is a problem but if the average is 8 cents...it's not that big of a deal
8 cents x @ 18 gal. = $1.44 ...its cheaper than taking out money from most ATMs
No filter? It's cause I am Cuban ain't it?
Hey cockshnocks, was this concocktion of a movie really that bad? Or is Roosterhand worth seeing?
No need to go and insult people like that...sheesh
"Girls Just wanna have fun"
I am offended! :no:
So that's how my sis got it
My sister had Chris Rix number...I used to call it everytime he lossed. I would give it to you but he wouldn't pick up phone calls from the...
Might as well suggest to use Nair hair remover
it hurt me just to read that
My gf was driving in wetchester...no wonder she said the traffic lights were out...it all makes sense now
Another thing...have you guys heard of Jeff Dunham?
Agreed...Laura Lamponelli (sp?) is funnier than her
:hi5: Don't we all?
Corn...why does it seem to be the only thing that doesn't digest?
Miami drivers...A 4 WAY STOP IS IN EFFECT WHEN TRAFFFIC LIGHTS ARE DOWN!...
Are you talking about facial or pubic?
It's in Iowa!
I really like the movie...I am just giving GIK a hard time:up:
It's pretty bad down here too
are they talking about facial or pubic?
Just got this one...it has polytone ringtones! Yeah throwback is in.
It was me...I thought Field of Dreams was overrated. Was Signs in Iowa? If that's the case, I don't like that movie too. Did I mention I don't...
Should I call the INS?
...not bad for a Cuban-American, huh? :shifty:
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary." -Vince Lombardi
I thought it was because he took up knitting as a hobby
How would they do "it"? They have nothing! Will they scissor?
Open up a cracker jacks box...they usually have one
Pepin Galarga LB...don't know what I am doing but wouldn't you like a guy with that name on your team?
I thought I was in the matrix
Where's Crowder in that list?
Been there...done that...sticking with alcohol and once in a blue moon blunt
He beats people up, then represents them against himself...he never loses
The Motherland wins!
It was a race though...there had to be more than one for a race
Kid wasn't very head strong
"I remember when a dime-bag used to cost a dime"
I heard he is trying to get a three digit number for his uniform...420
Don't these "hispanic achievers" know the difference between spaniards and hispanics.
Thin Lizzy getting some respect...nice. Don't know if they are heavy metal though
There's "Chic" in the name...it might be a chic flic.
Just shake your rump!
Oh yes he did
I have no idea what that means. Is Spain winning?
Read that in todays paper. 2 years in the NCAA and this many trophies already!
Oh Harry Met Sally is a goo one too
THat is always the case. They also played all those songs at Palm Beach. I knew about the ticketmaster fiasco but what do you mean by they never...
Better off Dead
Something About Mary
That's as Chick FLick as I can get. Aren't chick flicks supposed to be like ya-ya sister...
Whoa! I like most of those movies! Do you have a Costener crush or something?
@ the garden? My favorite Concert DVD is PJ live @ the Garden. It is almost euphoric when the croud sings the beginning of Betterman while Eddy...
What is Goal Line Blitz...someone please inform me
According to West, he went back and forth for more than a month with the...
Titles for the porn:
The Dwarf who shagged me
The Short Bufu
I knew the bulldogs would win the championship
THere's nothing wrong with a female dog. I watched a dog show and heard a lady tell an owner of the dog on national television to "Bring that...
I tried to watch it with my girlfriend one time...got bored and fell asleep. She can't sit through Tombstone, and I can't sit through BBM...go figure