Separate names with a comma.
Oh, don't know of any GML things for other sports. What I'm in is on: http://bayksball.com/hoops/
Like on an actual simulator? I'm in one but its full and there's a waiting list. But if you search for fastbreak basketball sims, you'll find a...
I think I saw him wearing a Bears hat when they played the Chiefs...foreshadowing!
Chip Kelly group orgy thread.
GM of the Year
Future Powerhouse Award
One and Done Award
New England Patriots...
I largely kept my team together because I wanted to get a feel for this version of GML, because I am not familiar with the majority of the people...
You got my vote for the helpful team draft thread and for not running my team into Hell. :)
he who smelt it dealt it
Thank you, GIzK, for letting me join and take part this season. It was definitely an interesting experience compared to the other GML leagues I...
Future Powerhouse Award
1. Jacksonville Jaguars
2. Indianapolis Colts (although I think they are more of an immediate and future power)
Schisno jams his dick in Mach's jelly all the time?
Leroy knew all along
It's pretty easy to make a pfft sound. Try it, you'll fit in seamlessly!
[CENTER]The Seattle Seahawks
Head Coach: Petey "Pablo" Carroll
Offensive Coordinator: Jason Michael (previously Tennessee's OC)
Matt Jones in the 6th round, dang. Go Seattle.
Jets have to win at something for once right?
Gregory tho :boom:
Seattle final cuts,
QB Matt McGloin, 510k
WR Josh Boyce, 510k
OT Dallas Thomas, 510k
DE Corey Crawford,
DT Chris Neild, 510k
LB Nick Moody, 510k...
FB Jay Prosch $510,000
WR Kevin Norwood $615,027 ($315,081)
TE Rob Blanchflower $510,000
C Gino Gradkowski, $510,000
Seattle signs all except LB Zach Vigil
Comicbookmovies.com had a report that Daredevil and co might appear in Avengers Infinity Wars Part 2, extent of the role not known. But that's not...
Cross between Napoleon Dynamite and the dude serving up the burgers we discuss.
With their comp pick, Seattle selects...
LB Zach Vigil, Utah State University
Does he call you "Imoan" too?
Honestly, they in some ways made the main villain..likable..and very relatable. I liked Wesley a lot too, I was..well..disappointed...yunno....
I feel like that's a naughty post, that'll either turn Mach or Schisno on. So there's that.
I think being through Netflix just gave Marvel so much more creative freedom than they'd ever have on a network channel like ABC or CW for the DC...
They're filming Jessica Jones right now. But I doubt Luke Cage and Iron Fist will be out for another year plus.. Obviously Luke Cage has been cast...
With the 193rd pick of the draft, Seattle selects...
OG Quinton Spain, West Virginia University!
What's his magic spell casting? +3?
You and I should be frannnns
With the 175th pick, Seattle selects....
RB Matt "Not the White Crackhead from Arkansas" Jones, University of Florida
Despite going hard...
With the 169th pick, the Seattle Seahawks select.....
DE Corey Crawford, Clemson University
With pick 166, Seattle selects S Durell Eskridge from Syracuse University
Tomatoes and tomato juice are a no go here
In this case, perkay
With the 127th pick of the 2015 GML Gangbang, the Seattle Seahawks select..
TE Wes Saxton, South Alabama!
I know, we took an offensive player...
Awh. Vikings had to ruin my LB spree. Shucks. Guess I need to go a different route.
Carolina loves those Oregon State tall ****s
There you go paul, I didnt take them all, we're not LB Pokemon!
Just give atlanta DL Ryan Davis
...If we ever get there
I will let you know at my next 4th round pick.
With the 114th pick of the 2015 GIzK GML Extravaganza, the Seattle Seahawks select..
LB Kwon Alexander, Louisiana State University
When is Todd changing his name to Za'Todd
There's 7 rounds? Whaaat
Pretty thrilled with Pullard and Ryan. I kinda thought it was looking ugly when there was a few runs on LBs.
With the 105th pick of the 2015 GML Draft, the Seattle Seahawks select....
LB Jake Ryan, University of Michigan!
Mr. Ryan was off to a...
Us starting Josh Harris in the playoffs says otherwise. :sadwalk:
(I'm assuming you already took care of that anyways)
As a Steeler fan, I greatly approve of Lilo and Stitch's last two picks.
Only two picks made since mine last night? Gross
Ooh. Can't wait to see if I survive the Schisnoslaught run of picks.
Rams heard my post. Go Rams.
With the 93rd pick of GIzK's on going nightmare, Seattle selects....
LB Hayes Pullard, University of Southern California
Very excited to add...
Rams magically appearing would be stellar
According to the movie Thor, a boilermaker is a potent alcoholic drink
Not even Cole Hamels could stop the plague that occurred in Philly.
Yes, I know, you were using a 12 Monkeys ref.
It's not 2045 yet
I keep worrying I'll draft someone that's been drafted. I think I scanned the draft thread 200 times. Intense.
With the 79th pick, Seattle selects DE Mario Edwards Jr., Florida State University
More fun players to mess around with on the defensive line....
Cue GIzK bidding 5 mill on him
I snorted in laughter at the random Xavier Cooper mug shot.
Unger can still go for picks or a LB
Yeah that, was blinded by the hall of famer FinO acquired
When do you plan to retire, Mr. Nanny?
I'm sorry, did your ****ty QB retire now?
OOOH might get to pick tonight. So exciting.
Finsbuck, while drunk, has to say his draft picks name 10 times real fast
I approve of this guy.
I can't even lob a mom joke now. This thread sucks as much as your luck.
FinO shouldn't take your jibberish lightly.
Have 305 bring the music before it retires
Its his time of the month?
Stop being such a Hamm
Try offering your soul.
Doesn't he still have Gos.......I mean hey great pick by Kansas City
gheri curls seem up your alley
I'll give you a starter... An old school Starter jacket
GIzK is launching into *** kickery mode again
All the Perri/ymans!
Wait, you're just describing your bathroom trip. Neverrrr mind
We were upset that Joshua Smith chose to continue his pursuit of a basketball career. Plan B(rown).
Want our two fourths?
That was fun.
With the 31st pick, the Seattle Seahawks select DT Malcolm Brown, University of Texas
Going with the high value here. Jordan Hill needs a nice...
Whats the rush? Why so serious!
Oh hey I'm up brb
I'm just drinking some tea, watching the action, yunno
Suzette is a baller
No/Yes and Yes
Whoa whoa. Let's not get -too- crazy. Make it Karim Abdul-Jabbar instead.
Will you add Curt Warner if I add Max Unger?
After much consideration, I have to rescind my 10th and frying pan offer and accept this grande proposal. Deal, post it.
I'm not handling this tube socks. Have mach do that.
I'll give you a 10th rounder and the rights to GridIron's frying pan for #35
@JebfromtheOnion Smith workout received positive reviews; interview process did not. Smith compared himself to JaMarcus Russell- room went silent...
Might be the most important thing I've ever seen you post. :golfclap:
@JebfromtheOnion Seattle planning to work out Joshua Smith, formerly center on Georgetown, as TE. #allabouthatbass
Turbin is gone. Still have Unger and Norwood available
Elite shrimp is tasty
Seattle is drafting Russell Wilson's mom in the first.
If anyone else doesn't care for their picks, I'll take them for the Ungery Ungery Hippo
Re vote at the beginning of the next GML.
Chihuahuas would be more terrifying
C Max Unger $5,600,000 ($2,200,000)
RB Robert Turpin $774,114 ($114,114)
WR Kevin Norwood $615,027 ($315,081)
Looking for picks primarily...
TE Clay Harbor 510k
Max Unger still available. Really the last significant piece I'd like to move before the draft. Mostly looking for picks. Maybe a MLB.
Marla Hooch? What a hitter.
Seattle accepts, thanks Todder.
OT William Poehls 510k
S Craig Loston 510k
Are you saying you're Buckeye's butt pillow?
Get ya Max Ungah heeeyaaah. Max Ungaaaaah. Butt scratchaaaa heeee yaaah
Gonna squat to pee again?
Timmy fell down the well, Lassie. Go get help!
I see what you did there.
It was unfortunately brought up in the heat of that whole e-fight. Not a classy move in my opinion.
I don't blame you one ounce after seeing the...
But you got Knighton!
I didn't even open it. Damn it all.
I deleted your Russell Wilson pm actually. :)
Andddddd he retired. Cavs suck again.
Hard to throw passes from a jail cell :shifty:
She always drops nipples
Says the guy that ain't getting Mariotta :shifty:
i typed other!
btw, in the other GML, the previous owner of the Pats wanted my second overall pick for Jimmy G-Love. So it's not surprising to me really. The...
Someone has to carry Bobby Wagner's **** around.
But Schisno is posting in this thread.
I'll trade my 3rd for your 9th rounder?
Poor Bears guy, he gets dragged into ****. Leroy seems like a nice dude too.
SIM LEAGUES! :****yeah:
What was Nothing's PFFFFT grade?
If you add two 4s, you get an 8......which is still more than 7. :mindblown:
Jacquizzed in my pants
I have 7 WVU alum. I'm stoked. :wooo:
This man ain't ****tin' around
Don't take that tone with me on the subject of tacos.
Matt Asiata sounds like an Italian dish. And then there's a poster named pizza. This thread is making me hungry.
Cortland Finnegan retired. 305 have him too?
Still would like to trade Unger or Lewis if anyone needs a C.
Seahawks pleased to QB Case Keenum. He should slide in as the #2 behind Russ with his mobility and experience.
Seahawks excited to add OLB JT...
DE Kroy Biermann- Fills our need for DE depth and adds a pass rush to replace the departed Schofield. Probably the most...
I came DIS CLOSE to throwing another bid on Barclay before I viewed this thread. Treat him well :sadwalk:
QB Brad Sorenson $510,000 (0)
OT Garrett Scott $535,418 (76,254)
DT Nick Williams $510,000 (0)
LB Miles Burris $735,146 (75,146)
gators bid 3 dollars on sheard
Shawon. He just needs to be a Shawon.
I thought trading Wheeler was a climax for you.
So did Jackson
@JebfromtheOnion Petey Carroll seen purchasing last Drake album, planning to use it to fire Lynch up in the preseason.
@JebfromtheOnion 'hawks still coming up empty in search of spare defensive ends, newly christened DC Ken Nort longing for the Schofield days
I imagine that happens often with him :shifty:
Seahawks announce the signing of WR Josh Boyce. The 5'11 third year man that was released by the Patriots will be joining the wide receiver gang...
Did he go marching in?
Seahawks have some centers for trade. Not the DeMarcus Cousins kind tho, sorries. Also have Brock Coyle avail if anyone wants a young and cost...
Anyone need a capable center that makes less than 600k? Patrick Lewis is available.
I'm not Todd. I take nothing seriously up in diss joint.
His name is Ziggy. Dunno how that's better than Evander. I don't care if he was purple or albino.
He was a wasted draft pick.
nah, can't go any less that what I countered with and I'm also ignore GIzK's post too :shifty:
no, no he probably says "YO MOTHA EFFA"
he doesn't cost much, I just didn't need yet another LB...she's evil
..don't forget Mach
I'd give Burris for None Ya
What position for depth?
The sharks are gathering
@JebfromtheOnion Carroll excited about McCray acquisition. Tharold Simon, not so much.
@TMoneySimon27 Yo, why they gotta keep bringing in...
Seachickens? GTFO Cougars. Pumas. Whatevers. :pity:
Deal. I was forced to take Burris, I feel violated.. Also found out he's white and that...
As a Steeler fan, PFFFFFFT can go pfffffft itself.
I didn't want to leave Texas due to the tacos.
I'll trade you Pierre Louis for something + pretzels
Jaguar players need tested.
Are we talking about Brian Hartline again?
My own post has made me hungry
Awh Stedman. My heart is in Green Bay
Asking Allen to play anywhere is asking a bit much. :shifty:
Who likes tacos?
Jets secondary was awful.
I can think of one team with like a dozen..or two.
I'll offer pierre-louis for the wine
a firefighter! groovy, real life backdraft in this thread y'all
can I offer for the wine
Bailey gone. I'm thinking there's a good chance The Unger Games are moving on tonight too..
Thumbs up brah.
I thought he was at one point?
Why isn't he on Philadelphia? For shame.
I've also added T Alvin Bailey to the block, young and cost effective.
update this shiz
Anyone interested in C Max Unger?
Probably fake. It didn't feature any white guys.
I wouldn't worry about anyone calling you a child, considering one page has an exchange of semen memes/gifs between guys. I think you're fine.
That's an elite meme tho
Seahawks pleased to welcome 26 year old tackle Joseph Barksdale. We are elated to snag him so cheaply as he will either push one of the current...
I like this guy.
@JebfromtheOnion Carroll was a flutter about oline depth just a few days ago
@JebfromtheOnion He was last seen this evening do a polka dance over...
Omgah! I got a FA! /faints
Up the ante a bit, change it to "Shawn"
Anyone want the Unger games?
i believe since its jets/lions, it's Hell not heaven
Brb, I need to go hug my linemen's salary
@JebfromtheOnion also wondering why someone would make "Peeps" cookies..agast
@JebfromtheOnion Wondering if splurging on mediocre talent hurts overall grade at the end
Isn't McClain due for another retirement?
TE Luke Willson $629,633 ($89,266)
OL Luke Bowanoko $533,513 ($70,539)
I'll give you a lock of Lynch's hair for Rivera
that post either turns into a mach-Schisno horror story or a tale from Todd's childhood.
So glad I got Green
Torrey Smith only shows up against the Steelers. Better hope you're an AFC North team.
Did you leave an elite tip?
He came in like a Wreeeeeckinngggg Toddddddddddd
@JebfromtheOnion Did the Saints GM misspell his username? Is this reality? Too much bourbon poured.
DT Jesse Williams can be had for a comparatively cheap DE or OL, he's on the trade block now.
Thomas will at least have enough money to hire a tutor to teach him how to block.
I'd sauté the peppers
Seahawks announce the signings of 630lbs of interior defense in Nick Williams and Josh Brent. We needed youth on the defensive line. Brent will be...
30 ish mill
@JebfromtheOnion Troubling news as Kam Chancellor was observed snorting pixie sticks; Commissioner Stalin Goodell orders drug test
@JebfromtheOnion It appears the Dolphins used an invalid tweet without the @, they've been removed from the @eliteclub
@JebfromtheOnion Seattle concerned about Russ' future with org due to growing addiction to anime porn concerns
@JebfromtheOnion Seattle planning...
And mach I'm sure. :shifty:
Some ****wad called res
Who da **** is Banres
That's an elite proposal.
Updated the main block.
I am curious if anyone has interest in these guys, I have no real specific idea in mind so if you have interest, let me...
DT Tony McDaniel $3,625,000 ($625,000)
For the elite club, he's been named Brad Heartlane
I'd like to make an elite trade where I ship one of cheap surplus of young guys for cheap young guys at other positions. Who's down for that elite...
As long as it elitely pisses off GIzK, I'm down for this elite club of elite posters.
So you want Kevin Norwood then!
Elite convo you guys are having
Just google the plot for the previous two (ignore the prequel), that way you have an idea of what's up.
ew god, means gizk gonna get 1000 pms from schisno
Cutting Bryant seems to have made no sense, he's pushing triple his original salary
I think you need to bring back Tony McDaniel
updating this, G James Carpenter 3 million and CB Byron Maxwell 8.5 million
He gifts, bro
Seahawks pleased to add long snapper Zak DeOssie, cause we just realized we didn't have one. Also happy to announce the signing of young TE Jack...
Seahawks release: TE Cooper Helfet $510,000
And he sings.
Is that like a KMart?
i can suppliment you with Kevin Norwood and Kevin Pierre Louise instead. Pretend Norwood is white and the wind blows him down
Actually I feel I got an elite punter. :shifty:
It would be nice if they managed an epic Batman video game without the Joker or making Bane..Hulk Bane. They briefly touched on Tommy Elliott in a...
You can have Pierre Louis. I bet he makes a mean stuffed French toast
GIzK Kiper with the fiery 'tude
I guess that can't be ruled out with venom, Lazarus Pit, and the fact they've made the Joker the central piece every time.
I'm interested in seeing who Arkham Knight really is. Jason Todd? Thomas Elliott?
Elite cookie eater
I really dislike the Jets. But I have a man crush on $ Rich. That doood.
Giving schisno 11th hour ideas :pity:
Seattle welcomes former all American and 2014 5th round draft selection Ed Reynolds. Another young safety to learn behind the best. Reynolds has...
That's an elite diss
When your brain is all Hartline you tend to go derp easy
Todder has an epic beard then
Nico gets a cookie.
Oklahoma was awful last season. I'll stick to Michael Bennett part 5
It's his screen saver actually
Jeremy Lane's dangling arm on the move again. And back in the division :shifty:
Most love Khalif Barnes has ever had in his life.
I give it a B-
Raiders need Jeff George then
Added Pierre Louis if any needs LB depth.
Tony McDaniel for him
Seattle is happy to bring in,
Pat McAfee- all pro punter and one of the best weapons on kick offs/inside kicks. Bostick is ****ed for sure
P Jon Ryan $1,500,000 ($0)
S Eric Pinkins $532,058 ($66,174)
One might say Alex was being a Todd-hole.
no 5 paragraph write up, gonna go shove my old punter out the mother ****ing plane, brb
Pat McAfee! :****yeah:
God Bless you.. need a Kleenex?
Handbomb Mumbasa? Wtf player
..so what happens if schisno or finfangirl bid? :shifty:
....I'll think about it
It's the only reason GIzK let me join. To make up words for you all. :truestory:
Do I have to wear a cheesehead?
I would have been interested in Hawk if I had seen him avail. I mean, I took pity on ****eye and let him trade me Wheeler.
305 gonna incite mass Todderism
He'd stumble backwards and fumble the claws
I honestly don't remember seeing anyone on Paul's trade block. Just a bunch of pictures and censored words..
Taylor Gabriel be livin' the life. UDFA to gonnnn get paaaaid
Did...schisno just bid on a guy that isn't white? Omgah
or just blame Mach, easiest solution
I think Mathias Kiwuanakfhakagajaidkdna is quite classy.
I'd still like to move one of my receivers for other depth. They're not named Brian Hartline either, so there's that working for prospective...
QB B.J. Daniels $510,000 $0
OT Garry Gilliam $514,000 $8,000
DE David King $510,000 $0
What's Mychal Riveras extreme value?
Assuming the Giants had a roster
I don't know why you haven't traded him to the white supremacy leader schisno yet
G James Carpenter, 3.3 million
Jags seem like a Colt McCoy team.
Man, I missed a metric **** ton.
They changed their name to Colin Kaepernick to protect the innocent.
I double whatever this guy is offering
What does a Hartline 3 way consist of? Heart break and stumbles?
I'm taking Mario Alford in the first round. Need to address the kick return game. It's happening.
Norwood for empty now? I'll let you keep for
A-Aron gettin' expensive
****ing score! Pfffffffft
Whoa there. Let's not get too overboard with the Raiders now.
We get paid?
I just assume people are making the pffffft noise when I see it thrown around.
Since Fleener and Allen suck, send one to Seattle. :shifty:
Todderism at its finest: everyone be talkin' bout his team
Well, at least the first year when Arians was there. Pep Hamilton, ehhh whatever
Luck, solid coaching
Not to be confused with Frotteurism, which mach knows all about
Date night. Buckeye bring in' Hartline action figures
Pics or nah
I like the reasoning behind drafting another Michael Bennett. :notbad:
I think Ben threw 6 TDs after that tackle.
We'll allow it.
She was one of the iCloud "victims"
Ariana Grande has stuff out there without clothing.
But I fully support Katy Perry reppin' this thread.
bet pic post today by far
At least the Patriots and Seahawks made a trade in this hurrr GML. Armageddon commence.
If anyone wants a younger WR for depth, low salary, I'd still like to move Norwood or Pauly Rich or Hardball. For other positions.
He made like 3 with you, in one thread. For real. He's made like 3 trades in 20 seasons before that.
Tell him to trade me So? Please? I have a...
You be blurrin' lines son
Well, this is boring.
I was pretty happy with getting Green, reuniting him back with Michael, should provide a nice boon to the passing game.
And Wheeler, well, I was...
I'll trade Tony McDaniel for a bottle of water
Woohoo, #freelad completed!
Apparently trading for Phil Wheeler wasn't a dream.
San Diego receives,
CB Jeremy Lane $691,279 ($31,279)
TE Ladarius Green $772,725 ($112,725)
QB Brad Sorensen $510,000...
Sorry for not seeing this sooner. This section never seems to pop up in new posts for me. Here's the site: http://www.kbsleague.com/
Someone can hit me up with a guard, that would be pretty cool of whoever.
I also have e-ADD soooo I get distracted easily.
I'm not good at remembering usernames on here.
A kid named Kingdom..that's a good time. :shifty:
TE Zach Miller $4,000,000 $1,000,000
LB Philip Wheeler $4,400,000 ($4,200,000)
Well then I need to go message fingirlpersonthingy then
I had to ask. :shifty:
As I said, I wouldn't have really given anything, I just thought Wheeler would have been a cool backup. If the Cowboys got him, that's cool.
Can I have Cherilus for free?
Not saying I'll give you anything good either. :shifty:
Dude, totes. He's like one of 3 players I refuse to move in another GML as the ****.
Ah ok, cool.
Hey Dolphins GM, I don't want Hartline...but I will take Wheeler off your hands if you still have him.
I'm good at RB, thanks for the thoughtful gesture.
GIzK ****ed Edelman and instagrammed about it.
God, I would have dealt Christine for Todd's punter at the time. Damn it Todd, why couldn't you have messaged me. :sadwalk:
I guess we can't be friends. Shucks.
I took 305 as the whin-O :shifty:
Well, you were quiet at the time and the other dude came at me with players I liked. I would have been happy to send him to Indy. The guy that...
Which kinda wine?
First PM I got in regards to this league was warning me of Todd's affections for ole Christine.
This has gone better than the Ahmad Brooks thread.
I see what you did there
Depends on the candy
Liar. THERE IS NO CURE YOU MULLET ****ER
Isn't she a prostitute?
Thank God, something to bury the sausage gifs
Vikings cut a lot of guys....that I've never heard of..lol
And he's closer to Florida Georgia Line concerts!
Detroit guy go on a sabbatical? Dang it
The Onion is reporting that Dez Bryant has made a statement,
They make Viagra for that
So no Sham Badford on that QB list huh...shucks
You should have room for pyramids since I took the Great Pyramid of Giza from you.
...thread killer potential
Well, now we know which post Mach is going to creep on for a few hours.
and we found the Sausage Judge
Daddy would you like some sausage?
Unless he carries a small stick
305 is ready to use peanut butter as lube. He might jam his di.... I mean, he might make sandwiches.