The Section126 Alcoholic's Guide to Booze consumption for New Years Eve.

What if you're allergic to Tylenol?

Btw, some of those made me laugh.

"Prior to going to sleep (unless you blackout)"



Good stuff btw.

 

Drink water in between drinks to lessen the dehydration effect of alcohol.

 

New Years Eve is for amateurs.

 

Guess that puts you in that group then, right?

 

thanks section. this is helpful to us youngins and less worthy drinkers alike.

i will add some things if i could.....

--water. if your drinking beer especially, alot of your hangover is from dehydration of the brain. (its gotta be true) i like to chug down multiple multiple big glasses of water right before bed time.

"oh no sick...then i will piss all night"

well then dont drink water douche. and ill be pissing over your body as your lying infront of the can between barf sessions......suit yourself champ.

--pizza. as section mentioned above. bar fair foods are bar fair foods for a reason. they mix and match well with the pissy alcohol your smashing into your gut. pizza is fantastic. its good hot. its good sitting out an hour. its good cold from the fridge. pizza pizza pizza.

--play beer games/hang with alot of people. drinking by yourself, or just with your wife or close family is a recipe for disaster. seriously. hanging with people gets you up, moving around, yelling, arm wrestling, wrestling, taking goofy pictures, sprinting, de-clothing, de-clothing then sprinting, eating more, laughing all taking your mind off and burning off that little "too much" you drank that otherwise would be making you vomit like a super model.

your welcome.

 

I don't see anything on here about chasing the dragon, crying, masturbating, or taking a suicide dump on your neighbor's front lawn?

 

Typical Tuesday night for me

 

Nope. I don't need a holiday as an excuse to drink. Its WEDNESDAY! Lets PARTY!!!

 

I don't know if you guys will be able to find it, but if you can "Ironbrew" is a soda from Ireland and England that I found is a great hangover cure. Along with a nice hearty plate of food, you're all good.

 

I'm convinced some of you guys are professional alcoholics.


My guide to drinking on New Year's eve is to drink an Appletini and go to sleep after the New Year ball drops crying into your pillow about how lonely you are. Its quite wild actually and the next day you wake up absolutely wrecked.

 

Change the second part to crying because your getting another year older, and you described my night to a tee!

 

lol @ the content generated "Sober College--Not Your Typical Rehab" ad under this thread. Anyone else see it?
To keep in the subject, I was relieved tonight when my husband said he would like to just make dinner and stay in New Year's Eve rather than going to any of the four parties we were invited to. We just got back from skiing and are exhausted. I do appreciate Section's hangover advice. I could have used it many times, though I have always been a fan of one drink, one water...I never planned my eating in my partying days. I am not above using the advice in the future.
I hope everyone is safe New Year's and always. Remember, calling a cab is less expensive than a DUI and more amenable to DUI manslaughter. Not preaching, but in my years I have seen many people fall to both extremes

 

Taking Tylenol before and after drinking not a good idea. Unless you never want to wake up.

http://www.barracudamagazine.com/hangover.html


Best bet is to drink water and vitamin. You get a hangover because your body dehydrated.

 

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you could also not drink nearly as much as you had in previous years.

cheaper all the way around and you don't have to worry about the booze or the tylonol.

but who the hell is gonna do that?

 

Everything after reading this is irrelevant. You got less hot now that I know this.

 

If you keep drinking Appletini's your balls will never drop!

 

Neg-repped.

 

They don't have to be mine.

Also there is nothing more manly that drinking an Appletini and crying....its a fact. Check "The Big Book of Being a Man" or was that the "The Big Book of Men" either way check it out you can thank me later.

 

Gingerale, chips, and crackers help settle your stomach if you feel like puking or your colon is about to explode.

 

Your new best friend.

 

Don't drink in drive and be safe.

I'll be in another timezone and will miss the New Years parties. So drink for me haha.

 

Ginger is the key. It's even been proved to help with motion sickness. Get some crystallized ginger to snack on (improves your breath, too). Or buy some ginger pills at the drugstore or Vitamin World.

Not so much the chips; too fatty, they turn your stomach upside-down. Also, remember - eat before drinking, not so much after.

 

That because this thread is about New Years, not Christmas.

 

oh get serious. like anyones gonna do that.

 

Tylenol before and after drinking? I'm pretty sure that is dangerous... has it worked for you?

 

Are you all twelve? Four tylenol is nothing.

 

Before you go out, buy a bottle of gatorade.

Poor half of it out and fill the rest with water and put it in the fridge. When you get back from your night of drinking, take the bottle out of the fridge and shake it up. Drink up. Supposedly the gatorade isn't so concentrated when mixed with water so it hydrates you A LOT faster...

That's what some track athletes here at University of Northern Iowa told me and it hasn't failed yet.

 

Good tip.

 

real men dont have to read those books........those books were written for people like you, griddles, gish and ellen degeneres.....................

 

ya they also piss in it while your gone......urine has a ton of nutrients.....sucks 4 U Dood!!!

 

Wow, so some other dudes balls that drop are just as good for you???

 

My marine science teacher told me this. Looks like I finally learned something in his damn class.

 

hey, i said who the hell is gonna do that?

 

I had Chipotle for lunch today with the thought of padding my stomach in mind.

As a Viking well versed in the areas of drunken pillaging, I'd like to add my two cents to the thread. While not as well-rounded as the Cubano or the Irish in this thread (and you know who you are), I still think I can hang with the best of them.

1) I'm 30, which means my liver doesn't respond as well to abuse as it used to. There was a time I could drink gut rot all night and wake up fine. Those days, unfortunately, are in the rear view mirror. I find that taking a pair of Milk Thistle pills help me to process large volumes of alcohol and bad food through my stomach. I try to take them 1-2 hours before I drink, and then take another pair before I go to bed.

2) The water thing is a must. I try to drink at least 8 to 16 ounces of water before I crash. When I can remember I have at least a 32 ounce G2 waiting for me to drink in the morning. Nothing seems to help my hydrate faster.

3) There are those evenings when I just pillage just a little too hard. I've found that my body hates both Asprin and Tylenol. I've taken them so much I think I've built up a tolerance. Instead I go for Alieve (Naproxen Sodium) taken either right at bed time or first thing in the morning if absolutely needed.

Most importantly for me, if you're going to be drinking either go to friends and crash (which is what I'm doing) or give the keys to someone else. I've known too many cases of folks getting too drunk and then getting on the road. Do yourselves a favor and hand the keys to someone else.

With that warning out of the way, I hope each of you bastards has a very drunken New Year. I'll see you all back on the site tomorrow.

 

I am Irish!

All my advice being the irishman among many is this:

hang onto a blade of grass. You won't fall off the earth.

-and-

God invented alcohol so the irish wouldn't rule the world.

 

When my heart went pop a couple of years ago ( I am not sure I ever told that story here, the long and short of it is...there was almost no more Sam), I took so many Aleve while recovering that I don't think I can take anymore. I was up to over 15 a day of extra strength Aleve. My kidneys hate me.