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What is the weirdest thing you ever saw in a Dive Strip Club or Dive Bar?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Section126, Dec 4, 2009.

  1. jetssuck

    jetssuck I hear Mandich's voice...

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    Was she putting too much back spin on the ball or what?
     
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  2. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I was out in Vegas in August for my Brother-in-law-to-be's bachelor party. So of course we're doing what guys do and watching some boobs bounce at the strip clubs. Its about 3AM and I'm completely trashed as is everyone else and the strippers are in their last legs. I just just finished yet another beer and this stripper comes over to me, who I had been paying all night to dance.

    She says: "If you can chug that next 36oz beer I'll dance the rest of the night for free since you tipped me really well earlier."

    By really well she means the fact that I had taken 2-1 hour dances from her and dropped about $1500 even though the dances were like $400 per hour. Yeah, she was that hot and I was that tanked. Well, Im not that big, about 5'11-200 so this 36oz chug was going to be a challenge but Ive done minute long keg stands in college so I figured Ill give it the college try. Either they'll carry me out or ill pass out in the club happy.

    Of course it wouldnt be a great strip club story if I hadnt finished the beer. And of course she made it difficult by fondling me. Ever try chugging a beer while a hot girl is feeling you up..or in this case down? Id recommend it.

    Well the club closed at 4AM and she finished off the night. Smooth talker that I am I got her to come back with me to my hotel room...where the bachelor and the best man are already passed out. You dont need me to tell you what happened next...and I didnt remember the details until about noon the next day when she woke me up and filled me in. :)
     
  3. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    :tantrum:

    Don't leave us hanging!
     
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  4. jetssuck

    jetssuck I hear Mandich's voice...

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    I know, wtf?

    Come on dude, I don't have Showtime or Cinemax
     
  5. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    haha..the only thing left hanging that night was somehow one of my socks got on the ceiling fan :shifty:
     
  6. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    :hi5:
     
  7. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    It is all about timing...you gotta start your return stance when the serve is made.


    damn rookies.
     
  8. phineas64

    phineas64 Season Ticket Holder

    I could never get a read on it....too many 'distractions' !
     
  9. phineas64

    phineas64 Season Ticket Holder

    So she filled you in on you filling her in?:lol:
     
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  10. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Uh Oh! Reverse shocker?
     
  11. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    Was at a very nice establishment this weekend..

    A pretty hot Hawaian chick saunters over while winking at me...she then grabs my crotch and drops her butt on my friends lap and seductively then drops to the floor to give us a floor show (I was there with a couple of other guys)...She then discreetly says:

    "Okay, which one of you wants to ****?" (I was in mid drink and almost choked, What an Ice Breaker!) As I get ready to give a witty response...A waitress comes by and hears this.......

    The waitress......

    Is friends with the Wife of one of the guys that was with me. The guy got called 15 minutes later on his cell and had his ATM card reported stolen. (he tried to take out some extra cash)

    that is one brilliant jealous ***** he has for a wife.
     
  12. jason8er

    jason8er Luxury Box Luxury Box

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    All that just to get a picture of the Hilton Head Rear Range Light? :lol:
     
  13. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    Phenomenal.
     
  14. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    can we move this post to thephins hall of fame now or does there have to be a vote or something??
     
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  15. High Definition

    High Definition No Smoke / No Drink 2011+

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    This. For. The. Mother****ing. Win.
     
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