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Things I learned in North Carolina

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Samphin, Nov 21, 2009.

  1. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Well, as I am sure most fo you know, a group of us got together, crashed the Panthers game and MAY have had a couple of drinks along the way. :shifty: In keeping with tradition, here are a few things I learned.

    -If you listen to In_Flames's death metal music for three straight days without a break, you actually start to dig it a little bit.

    -I was able to meet Zach Thomas this weekend. While it is true that he IS undersized for a linebacker, his passion and dedication to commit to the hit is still there.

    -Griddles a.k.a. Band-Aid a.k.a. Frodo is the most patient human being on the planet...or the most tactical. I am not quite sure yet.

    -Big E REALLY needs to get his car detailed...or totaled. Again, not quite sure yet.

    -Apparently the Dolphin's home stadium is in North Carolina. The fanbase repped STRONG for this one

    -Brothers who have sex with one another at Wal-Mart hate me.

    -Ordering a 1/2 pound of "everything" at the deli prompts people to look at you like you are from outer space or something (or Cali)

    -Finsgirlie's stomach is THIS BIG!

    -Sick's brother may have lost at quarters, but he won the puking contest. Not only did he make it into three different rooms, but he narrowly beat out Sick's wife in volume!

    -Sick and I are the only one's who know that a night of drinking is a marathon...not a race, apparently.

    -Did you guys know that Screech from Saved by the Bell played for the Doplhins?!?!?!

    -122 yards rushing is good, but I'll take 119 and three td's instead from my number 34. :shifty:

    -Cats named Marino have sharp teeth and like to eat my things. If his name was Elway he wouldn't be allowed to come near me!

    -Just kidding Jay, Marino was fine

    -The Dollar Store is "not in the best part of town."

    -Panthershuddle.com has some great people involved with them. Unreal tailgate and BBQ.

    -I am a fan of certain female Panther fans. :hi5:

    -Girls who drink Jack straight from the bottle are a thing of beauty...until they tell me their name is Philly.

    -Sick's wife cheats at beer pong. I'm not sure how...but damn it she cheats!

    -Sick fixes his hair a lot during a game :shifty:

    -Coffee on your pancakes is HELLA good! Right E?

    -I fart...a lot

    -A TON of PAt White fans in N.C. A TON

    -All you can eat pizza leads to all you can **** pizza about 5 hours later.

    -I liked N.C. so much that I left a part of me there! (my front tooth)

    -Skeet can and will disappear without a trace foru hours on end, only to be found at the local watering hole driking Gentleman Jack while an old dude hits on him.

    -and finally, I learned that my previous thoguhts about my friends on here are correct. It was great to see everyone and can't wait to do it again in the near future!
     
  2. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    THIS is going to need to be explained in more detail
     
  3. finsgirlie

    finsgirlie break my Luxury Box

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    lol my excuse to quit drinking beer was "my stomach is THIS BIG!" i just kept yelling it... lol i think i was drunk :P i'm gonna post mine in a minute...
     
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  4. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    yall r slackaz. 4realz
     
  5. finsgirlie

    finsgirlie break my Luxury Box

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    - There is no 'u' in drove...

    - Never thief a band-aid or it will become your new nickname

    - They don't have barbers in Iowa

    - Sam thinks that because he's cute and his name is Sam restaurants will re-open at 1:30am just for him!

    - the group should stick together or you end up walking 2 unnecessary miles out of the way

    - jello shots are GANGSTER

    - Panthers fans have got to be some of the best besides Dolphins fans of course

    - smack talk a jets fan, and he'll throw beer on ya.... smack talk a panthers fan, and he'll buy you AND your friends beer!!!! hahah....

    - chris has an amazing wife! my new bff lol

    - if I don't put shoes on when I go outside I may catch ammonia.... heh.

    - when Jason says straight, he actually means slightly curved

    - besides Screech, Carlton Banks ALSO played for the Dolphins!

    I know there's a bunch more i'll have to do a part two in the morning.... i'm exhausted!!!
     
  6. anlgp

    anlgp ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

    um, well, yeah.
     
  7. finsgirlie

    finsgirlie break my Luxury Box

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    :lol: never had them before! everyone was trying to teach me how.. I looked pretty silly when I was eating the first one :lol:
     
  8. Skeet84

    Skeet84 New Member

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    Sam when did I ever stop drinking? I even had Jack before hand and had shots of Aftersock and Captain along with Beer with my dinner and games!!!!!!
     
  9. Skeet84

    Skeet84 New Member

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    There should be a note that says Skeet thought of some of these. :up:

    Continued

    *ppl don't play golf off of billboards

    *Chris and E both like to run over piles of leaves that ppl have got together

    *Mandy is great at avoiding ppl who blow out there tire 10 feet in front of you!

    *Mandy has most random collection of music ever

    *Griddles likes to make sound tracks to cutting up his food

    *Ted Ginn in his spare time loves to work at the waffle house
     
  10. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Some more things I learned

    -NEVER leave your shoes unattended to while around Jason (in_Flames). They may end up...elsewhere

    -Ted Ginn is a MUCH better cook than football player

    -Booing dol-phans while being one yourself is preversely entertaining.

    -In addition to Screech and Carlton Banks...Miami currently has Lousaka Poleet and Hakim Hayole (Akin Ayodele) playing for them (if you believe the Panthers PA guy)

    -E snores loudly...but skeet still feels that you have no idea how loud he does snore, and will tell you about it anyway.

    -No one at any liquor store knows the difference between "whisky" and "whiskey"

    -We are all still looking for RonnieBrownTown

    -Being on the east coast is like being in the future for a west coaster. In the future...I break my tooth, drink a lot of beer and root for the Dolphins...

    -and I can't wait until the internet is introduced to North Carolina...
     
  11. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    Jello shots RULE.

    I remember once...a long time ago, in a...well, you know; I did 3 times more jello shots than the 2nd-place guy at a Halloween party, and I was hardly affected. Everyone was duly amazed.

    Tequila jello shots.

    It's like, because of the jello, they don't count or something.
     
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  12. Phinperor

    Phinperor formerly In_Flames Luxury Box

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    Things I learned:

    - Skeet's pregame ritual involves a homosexual skunk.
    - Truck weigh stations look like exit ramps when driving 70 in thick fog.
    - Sam is a closet death metal fan.
    - I can't hold alcohol like I used too.
    - Panther fans know how to freakin' tailgate!
    - Sam's farts STILL smell of burnt hickory.
    - Do not touch Griddles hair...EVER...especially with a comb.
    - Apparently fully stacked nachos work well as skates.
    - Sam's armpits look like unkempt women's genitals.
    - "Let's go to IHOP...no let's go to Waffle House...screw it we're going to Micky D's!"
    - Manduh prefers to drink shots not wear them...who knew.
    - Aftershock still manages to f' me up, among others as well.
    - I hate the community cup.
    - Griddles is a band-aid thief.
    - Eclipses are not meant for more than 2 normal sized people.
    - Manduh is a damn Yankee fan.
    - Ice shoes are awesome.
    - Manduh and Chris' wife Charlotte remind me of Chris and myself, but with girl parts.


    all I can think of at the moment...more to come later im sure. :yes:
     
  13. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    The one thing I learned is that... liquor stores close at 9pm in North Carolina.

    what.
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    joke.
     
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  14. Skeet84

    Skeet84 New Member

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    So true :pity:
     
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  15. Bo In Monroe

    Bo In Monroe Friend from NC

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    I agree 100%!
     
  16. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    :chuckle: You'd hate Washington then.

    The state-run liquor monopoly has the only liquor stores; the ones that are open LATE close at 9!
     
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  17. DOLPHAN1

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    PA is the same way. Can't even walk into a store and buy a six-pack, have to go to a bar or distributor...:no:
     
  18. Jaydog57

    Jaydog57 Canes/Fins/Magic fan

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    And closed on Sunday!:pity: They just started having liquor stores here in Angier a few years ago. Before then, it was a 'dry' county. Couldn't even get beer.
     
  19. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Damn...I gotta make it to one of these.
     
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  20. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    How about in Coral Springs (FL) they stop selling Beer at 11pm... BEER!
     
  21. finsgirlie

    finsgirlie break my Luxury Box

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    24 hr liquor store right over here boo... move it to davie! :lol:
     
  22. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Ah yes, Davie. Making Plant City look like Palm Beach since 1880.
     
  23. finsgirlie

    finsgirlie break my Luxury Box

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    there's no farms near me, i live across from the practice stadium... thanks for the generalization asshat!
     
  24. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Thats what she said.

    WTF?
     
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