I don't have a twitter, but I make sure to frequent this about once a week. Some real gems. I aspire to be this man someday. http://twitter.com/****mydadsays For the URL to work replace the **** with the cuss word for poopy. The Twitter Bio:
nm, it worked. "Son, no one gives a **** about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that." haha
my favorite.... "I think the baby ****....Well, I'm smelling **** right now, so if it ain't the baby, one of you has a big ****ing problem."....