http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/spo...g/2009/06/dolphins_jets_ryan_a_throwback.html what they don't include in that article though, is that Buddy Ryan was the defensive coordinator of the 85 Bears...and while the Bears were on their way to a sure fire perfect season they had to go down to miami and play shula and marino... It's well known how Shula's gameplan and Marino's arm dismantled that great defense by having Marino roll out of the pocket multiple times on the way to a 38-24 rout...it is documented that at halftime ditka and ryan almost came to blows because of the rape we were delivering http://espn.go.com/abcsports/mnf/s/greatestgames/chicagomiami1985.html rex ryan was watching the game at home in anticipation of another bears win which would be celebrated with his daddy taking him to the local buffet...after the game the loss was so devastating that buddy couldn't stomach any food (for once) and didn't take him. we cost rex ryan a meal, and he has never forgotten that anger towards us.
LMAO I wonder how many losses the Dolphins have to hand the Jets before Rex will shut up by shoving Twinkies in his mouth during the press conference. Who the hell names their kid Rex btw?
Earlier in the week, I can't find it now but Bart Scott said something along the lines of we are the new "steelers" for him. Going back to his Baltimore days when they played the steelers twice a year and he hated them. I would love to be his new version of the Steelers. beat him and the Jets more often than not and collect some rings along the way.
rex ryan hates the miami dolphins, because they remind him that real dolphins eat fish, thus depriving him of a million or so pounds of fish each year.
Because behind that enormously toothy grin perched on his corpulent exterior is a little *****, still crying for her daddy.
People named Buddy who can't get past 3 letters.....Rex, Rob, etc....maybe they ate the rest of the letters.
Nice work. Love the "gravy" and "shart" tags. But definitely needs a "ate other siblings in womb thus only being a twin" tag.
thats what the nurse sharks do doode. rex is more like a baby elephant. Id say its more likely he lost his litter when he rolled over.
Unfair. Baby elephants are cute. Rex looks like Peter Griffin anally raped Louie Anderson behind a KFC dumpster and 9 months later out popped ol' Rex.
Great Post Phin and funny as well...no better way to celebrate a win than a buffet. No wonder why Ryan is so upset after a loss. Good Stuff.
Rex was most upset because he knew when he got home, Dada Butty would come over to visit, pull down his 9XL Depends and spank his bare bottom for soiling the good Ryan name.
Not sure about that Pagan, baby elephants are known as "punks"... I chalked up Ryan's hatred to his unsuccessful attempt to complete the South Beach Diet.
It's awesome to know all the bad blood that exists between the Ryan family and the Dolphins franchise
With his looks, any time he can misinterpret something as "eat it all!" I bet he does...Amazing his heart can take that much of him.