is back and he's been hit again by a car: [ame="http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2009/10/28/guy.spies.possible.chupacabra.khou"]http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2009/10/28/guy.spies.possible.chupacabra.khou[/ame] this damn thing gets around more then enforcerfin at a family reunion.......
Are you keeding? That thing got killed during daylight hours Lucky and Family only walk the streets at night.
Nah, you see he was a Chupacabre from Tijuana, they were feuding with Lucky's cousin's uncle's Baby Daddy in Vera Cruz over a bad deal involving a Dodge pickup truck and three gallons of homebrewed mezcal and a goat twenty years ago.
True, I forgot how hard it is to find someone who can swallow 20 balloons and then jump the border fence, can't let his killer get away scott free! VENDETTA!! Of course, they live in the ugliest city in America.
What if it was like a second cousin that ran over your third cousin accidentally? Would they forever get the last tortilla or the small piece of chicken or would there be something worse like lighting them on fire or somethin?
Dood, I only answer the phones btw Lance says your appointment for Saturday is fine, but he double-booked you with another client, so you'll have to share........a table.
answer the phones? is that what you kids are calling it these days. how often do you "speak into the receiver" a day. seriously.
It depends on how many times you call... Seriously, do you have us on speed-dial? If we ever submitted our caller ID to the authorities, you would find yourself in jail with someone who would give you round the clock "mass......" Nevermind my previous statement, we value you as a returning customer.
There it is! Hmmm...chupacabre is supposed to drink the blood of small farm animals, not bottled imported beer... And there just ain't no telling what dwells in the maze of the office cubicles.