Caption these pics: Rex Ryan

"Hey aren't you that genius that tamed the wildcat?"

 

Holy ****, I'm pissing myself.

 

No brother, you're the genius. That's ****ing hilarious!

 

(99 and 93 texting each other)

99: sup?

93: nm, chillin wbu?

99: chillin, embarrassed, hurt and lonely

93: aww

99: yeah

93: cheer up ur my boo

99: I know bff, ly2

 

Genious!!

oh, and WTH is up with Tonys giant hand??!?

 

He inflated it pre game so it would be a bigger B*tch Slap to Ryan and the Jests.

 

Pull my finger!

 

ROTFLMAO...

 

After further review, that hand is indeed, ****ing huge.

 

sparano: "jjjjjjesus ****ing christ....you ARE gigantic.

 

sporano: i thought it would take both hands and a foot to cram it up your piehole but,heh..all it took was one little finger!

ryan:can i go now boss???

 

tony: *cough* 2-0 *cough*

rex: what do you mean? we've only played once.....

tony: oh....sorry tuba ****.....what i meant was......we beat you tonight.....and i beat you for the better coaching job....here in miami. enjoy jersey gravy boobs

rex: (eats bag of skittles) ****.

 

"That'll do pig, that'll do"

 

dammit I pulled a muscle on that one....

 

I suck. My coach sucks. I'm doomed to be a Jet for the next 10 years or so, so yeah,
I'm not real ****ing happy. Any other questions?

 

Hey Sanchez, meet my pops. Even he could've had a better game
against the Guppies ya dumbass punk kid!

 

momma said since I had such a bad nite I could have a milk shake this big

 

Real funny guys. I knew there wasn't really a theme park called Donut World.

 

I don't have to do the shocker.

That was my reaction when I stepped on the scale.

Too much?

 

The sub was this big.

 

good one

 

I've had it up to here tonight, trying to stop that Wildcat!

 

The number of times the Dolphins will beat us this season

 

This thread has crossed into the EPIC threshold.

 

Yea....that's pretty much what the Dolphins did to us.

 

Proof that the ***hole doesn't fall far from the tree

 

LOL...found these on photobucket.

 

Love this one...but in all reality...the ratio of butter to pancakes would be reversed for REx Fat!

 

I had a burger stacked about this high.

 

I think my shirt has had another blowout. Go ahead and cut some arm holes in the sheet I guess.

 

Hey, be nice! Paula Dean is a class act and serves some out of this world food!

While Rexy only serves BS!

 

If I poke it will you giggle like you do in the commercials?