Caption a pic (Wake/Edwards)

*sits and waits for neck bone to tear thru the seat of his pants*

 

Fatality!!!!!!!!!

 

Per espn: Pictured here is Derek Wake sacking Trent Edwards. In the middle of his sack he does something remarkable. He lightly places Edwards on his head, and spends him around in a break dancing move. Also pictured is Terrell Owens crying, yelling to Wake "Thats my quarterback!"

 

Trust me, I saw it in a book, it won't hurt a bit. Now move slightly to the left ...

 

Dreidel

I have a little dreidel
I made it out of clay
And when it's dry and ready
Then dreidel I shall play.


Chorus:
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
I made it out of clay,
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
Then dreidel I shall play.


It has a lovely body,
With legs so short and thin,
And when it is all tired
It drops and then I win.


(chorus)

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
With legs so short and thin
Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
It drops and then I win.


(chorus)

My dreidel's always playful,
It loves to dance and spin
A happy game of dreidel
Come play, now let's begin.


Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
It loves to dance and spin.
Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
Come play now, let's begin.

 

Jason Taylor taught me this one. Dolphin SLAM!!!!!

 

Hmm....I can't hit him in the head. There's no rule against dropping him on his head.

 

Eh, I used to do this in the CFL for 10 dollars and a ham sammich ya hoser.

 

Trent: Ok Cam, put the lighter by my ***. This is gonna be AWESOME!!

 

OW, OW, OW, OW, OW...

 

dont worry im the one that just flips you over, T.O will be the one to F***K YOU OVER!

 

"I dont know what to tell you Trent, that gerbil is stuck up there good"

 

Cameron Wake: Hmmm, maybe the FOOTBALL team we were supposed to face this week is in here...

 

"smell it smell it"

 

Seriously though, look at wakes freakin body in that picture, this dude is jacked full of explosiveness..

 

that was a rude-aWAKEning!

 

Wish there was a way we could make sure Dirty Sanchez sees this pic before Monday

 

probably not. but we know he's probably got a giant poster of this one.

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/10/05/alg_smith_sanchez.jpg

 

And the Tailbones connected to the .... neck bone?

God thats a beautiful pic - like a shark going after some poor swimmer - never even saw it coming. I swear I hear the Jaws music.

 

Photo by Steve Dobson from Phinatics



Feel that? Get used to it *****!

 

Dude I HATE you! That's the first thing that came to my mind when I saw it!

 

That's great!

 

Kick it already Carpenter, FACES OUT!

 

Only wrestling fans will get this.

Michael Cole: I don't think he can take much of this, King.

King: I don't think so, either. Edwards has been dominated throughout the whole match.

Michael Cole: And now Wake is signalling for the end! Will he go for it?! YES!!!! THE WAKE UP CALL!!! CAMERON WAKE HAS JUST HIT THE WAKE UP CALL!!!! AND THE PIN!! ONE! TWO! THREE!!!! IT'S OVER!!!

King: Wake destroyed him like JR destroys a plate of Oklahoma BBQ!

Michael Cole: Indeed. I don't think Edwards should have even entered the Stadium tonight.