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Caption these pics: Rex Ryan

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by GISH, Oct 6, 2009.

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  1. TiP54

    TiP54 Bad Reputation

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    You forgot the picture.

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  2. jetssuck

    jetssuck I hear Mandich's voice...

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    "I wanna kiss you"
     
  3. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    check again
     
  4. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Effing uncanny.
     
  5. BwanaZulia

    BwanaZulia New Member

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    He made the house and tore it down. 2 TDs and 11 INTs in 4 games is no way to win. The defense also started to wear down (Jekins). A concern.


    That stops next year. We will both own... both make money... Can't be happier.

    When we sell the naming rights it will be for 30 years and tons of money, because we have two loyal fan bases in a big market.

    BZ
     
  6. PS17

    PS17 NYJ 2010!!!

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    No kidding. It worries me.
     
  7. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    "Coach, if you convert years to feet, how long's it been since you've seen your ****?"
     
  8. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Peeking in Nabo's Basement
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    So let me get this straight, I can use either one of these
    fingers when giving the wife a Dirty Sancez?
     
  9. TiP54

    TiP54 Bad Reputation

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    So give him credit, before you take it away.


    So that is a "Yes, we will still share the stadium with the Giants, its not our own?"
    :lol:
     
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  10. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    "Thaaaaat...wasn't a fart."
     
  11. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    "That's right. Yup. Two chins."
     
  12. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Little Known Facts About Rex Ryan:

    Was quite the basketball player in highschool....

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    Mom played professional baseball, which is how Rex spent an entire summer one season....

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPHQkRkXoNU"]YouTube - stillwell angel[/ame]
     
  13. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    :sidelol:
     
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  14. finserg

    finserg Well-Known Member

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    I will take a fat coach like that over anyone if he going to win us games.
     
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  15. steveincolorado

    steveincolorado Spook, Storme & Pebbles

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    My pee-pee is only this long.
     
  16. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

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    Over Yonder
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    Rexy: M'kay. Let's make this quick. Going into overtime has me starved. It was getting to the point where I was considering taking a safety just to end it and get some food in my belly. Anyway, questions?

    Reporter: I've got a jelly donut with your name on it. Where should I put it?

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    Reporter: Hmm.... okay. But my aim is worse than Brett Favre in december.

    Reporter: How many push ups do you need to keep that form?

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    Rexy:
    Two. One for each boob.

    Reporter: Ah, ok. I hear you do a pretty good woodchuck impersonation in the lockerroom for the guys. Any chance we can get a peak at this monster?

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    Reporter: Eh, looks a little more like Winey the Pooh. But good try. You're on the right track.

    Reporter: One more quick question, then we'll let you get back to making love to some deep fried butter logs. How high could you hurdle if we were to offer you lifetime supply of Ben & Jerry ice cream?


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    Rexy: This many!
     
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  17. jetssuck

    jetssuck I hear Mandich's voice...

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    I know it's a 20 pound turkey, just throw it dammit
     
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  18. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    You spelled **** wrong.
     
  19. jetssuck

    jetssuck I hear Mandich's voice...

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    :sidelol:
     
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  20. Die_Nasty

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    Just make sure you guys spell it right this time, J-E-S-T...wait..
     
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  21. Zeke0123

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    *omg that wasnt a fart*
     
  22. Phinvader Bill

    Phinvader Bill The all new Mr. Event

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    They call me...Tater Salad!
     
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    I did were :shifty:
     
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  24. evz

    evz Feral Druid Club Member

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    haha! nobody suspects that I'm actually just a giant amoeba that consumed John Elway...
     
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  26. King Felix

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  27. m ino

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    i want my baby back,baby back..i love this commercial...barbecue sauce
     
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  28. m ino

    m ino New Member

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    when the reporter asked how big the sandwich he and scooby doo shared..
     
  29. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    "Sure wish I could remember the last time I saw my prick."
     
  30. SICK

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    lmfao
     
  31. azfinfanmang

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    Nope, thats how he signals in the "Dirty Sanchez" :hi5:

    EDIT: Nevermind :pity:

    You beat me to it :pity:



    First rounds are on YOU!!!!!!
     
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  32. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

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    "I'm fat and disgusting and I plan on putting a swimming pool in my ginormous belly button hole."
     
  33. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Sparano is fat but he isnt morbidly obese like Coach Fat.

    Plus he also doesnt look a ****load like the The Blob

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    shhh no one correct him.
     
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  34. tinytown50

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    I just (gasp, struggles for a breath) took a crap (deep breath, lots of weezing) this big to fit into these pants (finally passing out from physical exhaustion).
     
  35. miamiron

    miamiron There's always next year

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    I guess I am the only one that likes this guys passion for football/food

    seriously I would like to see a bit more out of Sparano...not just the coach speak he has come to spout oh so well
     
  36. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    This was waaaaaaaaaay to easy to make.
     
  37. bigbry

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    Two outta three?
     
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  38. jetssuck

    jetssuck I hear Mandich's voice...

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    Show no mercy, BB......show no mercy :lol:
     
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  39. steveincolorado

    steveincolorado Spook, Storme & Pebbles

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    Maybe he should go ask his momma.:up:
     
  40. bigbry

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    Channing Crowder is behind me, isnt he?
     

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