I don't usually post here, but I didn't want to make a thread just for this, so this will work. Today, in my human resources class of about 100 people, we were talking about employer characteristics. On the powerpoint, my professor had a picture of Robert Kraft up there. He asked the class if anyone knew who he was, and someone said Robert Kraft. He said yes, and asked what he does. Someone said, "He owns the Patriots." Our professor said yes again, and asked, "and what are the Patriots known for?" to which I instantly said, matter-of-factly, "Cheating". Lots of laughter from the class, especially the guys, and the professor. It was so awesome burning the Pats in front of everyone, and I never talk in class. Ahh, what a glorious moment He was looking for something about good management or something, so I kinda wrecked that part of the presentation
Dude, no joke - I just nearly sharted myself here at work. Luckily, I caught it before it left the glory hole and scurried to the can. Good thing, because it was a messy BM.
Speaking of troublesome poop, I had been lucky with the antibiotics I had been on for three weeks until the last couple of days. Sam and HardKore, imagine going through your recent difficulties. Now imagine YOU CAN'T WALK!
thanks guys Sweet jesus Sam has rubbed off WAY too much on you... like to the restraining order point... no...really. it's scary.
So Sam invented taking a ****? I like the guy, but I'm not ready to give him an award for creating the Shart.
Just to play catch up in this thread. Doc-I can't wait till the day where I don't have to walk. Frankly, I think you have been taking it easy for quite some time, just rolling through life, if you will. Boom, roasted. Alen1- It is interesting to see you hitting on a girl, considering you are one yourself. Boom, roasted Finsgirlie- I feel that your avatar is okay. NO lip cleavage or actual cleavage keeps it from being superb. Boom, roasted. Hardkorexxx- I didn't invent the shart. Boom, roas...ah **** it, I'm leaving for Vegas in a few hours, I quit.
Honestly, bro. You have sot some ****ing nerves bagging on Pennington so early. What are you, some type of monster? In other news, look for my new article entitled "**** you Chad Pennington and your stupid girlie shoulder of glass."
You may have, but I was blatantly stealing from The Office, so I think I am in the clear, provided that NBC doesn't come after me. I assume that you don't watch The Office. The post was not meant to be funny, which is why it is so ****ing funny to begin with. The level of humor and comedy is clearly above your pay grade...
...I...I don't know what to say. I am at a loss for words right now. You think you know a guy that you have never met in person and spoken to casually on the internet a handful of times...and then this comes out... Stunning. Earth shattering in fact. My anger and confusion knows no limits at this point in time. Red has flooded my eyesight and I simply must walk away before somethign bad happens...