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Boneless Chicken wings...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by padre31, Sep 5, 2009.

  1. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Recently Wendy's has been running ads banging on Applebees and TGIFridays over "boneless chicken wings'.

    This drives me up the bloody wall, there is no such thing as a "boneless chicken" let alone a "boneless chicken wing" that is nothing but a McNugget dipped in buffalo wing sauce...

    The world has enough oxymorons in it.
     
  2. Phinvader Bill

    Phinvader Bill The all new Mr. Event

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    I've been saying that since I first heard of boneless wings. Its a friggin NUGGET!!!
     
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  3. femalefinfan

    femalefinfan Phillies fan Luxury Box

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    But its hella yummy!
     
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  4. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    I can't even tell you how much advertising drives me nutty. I bust my butt every day trying to come up with honest ads that make sense, and I flip on the tv to hear things like, "20% more flavor". What the hell does that mean? How can you even quantify flavor with a number, and not even define what type of flavor???? Crap has a flavor too.

    And what in the hairy hell does KFC's new campaign mean, "Unthink". Every time I think about that one I want to punch a baby in the face with another baby. How did that agency get the millions they charged KFC for that gem of idiocy?

    Sorry.

    /rant
     
  5. Pauly

    Pauly Season Ticket Holder

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    I'm a chef. This is the single scariest thing I haver seen on the internet.
     
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  6. cnc66

    cnc66 wiley veteran, bad spelur Luxury Box

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    a nugget is white meat.. a boneless chicken wing should be dark meat
     
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  7. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    Those Wendys "boneless wings" suck too
     
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  8. femalefinfan

    femalefinfan Phillies fan Luxury Box

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    Sorry, but boneless wings or chicken nuggets or what ever you want to call them are hella yummy
     
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  9. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    :lol:I would love to see a campaign with that image as the basis!!!:hi5: Come on E-Trade take it to the next level!!!
     
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  10. calphin

    calphin deadly at 250 yards!!


    that may be true, but I have met some spineless people.:yes:
     
  11. phineas64

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    It also has enough morons, too. Who do you think believes this advertising crap, anyway? It's all pointed to the lowest common denominator, or the most likely to spend their money.
     
  12. TJamesW_Phinfan

    TJamesW_Phinfan New Member

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    The Wendys I frequent doesnt even fully sauce them. They are just dry nuggets with some sauce drizzled over them. And they aren't even the same nuggets you get when you order nuggets (which are pretty good). I like Wendys but the boneless thing really bugs me. The worst of the false advertisers is McDonalds though. Ever see the visual in any of their ads for the big mac and compare that to one you bought? The meat barely covers half the bun width but in the ad it shows edge to edge. It's a horrible rip off.

    Come on Wendy at least bother to toss them in the sauce not just half azzed drizzle it over them. The oriental sauce is pretty good too but that doesn't help though since it's lazily drizzled over dry nuggets. Dave's got to be rollin in his grave. :tantrum:
     
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  13. Phinvader Bill

    Phinvader Bill The all new Mr. Event

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    Ok, so its a dark meat nugget. :lol:

    You know, I wouldnt be surprised if it is actually just a blend of chicken scraps, white and dark just shaped like a wing.

    And, the hot sauce they have at KFC, Wendys, etc is horrible. I don't know what they put in it, but it sure as hell doesnt taste like real hot sauce.
     
  14. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    lawl.
     
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  15. jdang307

    jdang307 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I missed the old McDonald nuggets. Before Carls jr. made fun of them in a commercial and they changed it to a more healthful version.

    Damn you carls junior (hardee),damn you!
     
  16. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    Agreed.

    Something doesnt have to be expensive or prepared by a chef to taste good.
     
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  17. Phinvader Bill

    Phinvader Bill The all new Mr. Event

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    Last time I checked, you didn't have to be a chef to cook hot wings. ;)

    They may taste good, but they ain't wings! lol
     
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  18. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    :lol:

    Well I said the chef part because someone said it was disgusting to like them, more or less, and that they were a chef. They arent the best tasting things in the universe but they taste really good.
     
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  19. Pauly

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    I'd be very surprised if it wasn't. The labor costs would be a killer if they were actually boning out the wing. If you actually going to do it properly it wouldn't be commercially viable.
     
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  20. padre31

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    You just know they simply drop the "wings" in a vat and remove the meat chemically, then chop it and press it, add nitrates (that can mean dookie by products) and flavorings and call it a "boneless wing".

    There is not some little old lady in Arkansas with a parrying knife doing work on a chicken carcass...reminds me of the Naked Gun film and the hot dog with the ring in it...

    but even with all that...it is still not a "boneless wing"...it's a mcnugget with sauce on the thing
     
  21. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    None of this changes the fact that it tastes good. Gross? Sure, that is kind of gross sounding but it still TASTES damn good.
     
  22. Stitches

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    A McNugget is a specific product, and only served at one chain. Chicken nuggets are generic. A "boneless wing" is not a McNugget.
     
  23. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    Are we seriously breaking down Chicken Nuggets and Boneless Wings?
     
  24. padre31

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    Absolutely it can be, Wendy's can call their mcnugget a boneless wing if they wish, it does not make a wing that is boneless.
     
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  25. calphin

    calphin deadly at 250 yards!!

    :jt0323:
     
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  26. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    No his point is that a Mcnugget is a food served at McDonalds. Wendys does not have McNuggets, they have chicken nuggets.
     
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  27. King Felix

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    :lol:
     
  28. DrAstroZoom

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    Oh crap ... you're in advertising? Well, that explains everything.

    In all fairness, half of what are called "normal" Buffalo wings are actually drumettes.
     
  29. Phinvader Bill

    Phinvader Bill The all new Mr. Event

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    I went to the 2005 Dolphins home game vs the Bills. That was the first time I brought a turkey fryer to a tailgate party to cook hot wings. I made the Bills fans ask for 'Miami wings' or pay $5 for a plate. Most of the Bills fans laughed and asked for the Miami wings. :lol: After the comeback win for Miami, we fired the fryer up again but this time, I served 'Buffalo wings' fried deep and crispy..just like the Bills. :lol:

    So on Sunday, we'll be serving up 'Falcon wings' at the tailgate :lol:
     
  30. padre31

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    Yep...143 hours until the season starts for the Dolphins, hot wings are a key element of a fan's preseason preparations...

    No chopped, pressed, and dunked amount of chicken should every be called a "boneless wing" not on my in game day plate...no Sir...not gonna happen...

    J/K of course.
     
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  31. Pauly

    Pauly Season Ticket Holder

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    :no:

    Some of the best tasting things in the world are cheap. But processed chicken nuggets aren't one of them. They're dry and lack texture and the batter and sauce are on the very ordinary side. Give me fried jellyfish and vietnamese dipping sauce any day of the week, and I don't even particularly like jellyfish.
     
  32. Pauly

    Pauly Season Ticket Holder

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    Well if you like eating gross sounding things that taste good how are you on lamb's liver with a side of blood pudding?
     
  33. TJamesW_Phinfan

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    Gary Larson new the truth yers ago.

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  34. Alex44

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    Never had. Some things sound so gross you can't eat them, however Wendys chicken isn't one of those things to me. Just had some in fact.
     
  35. AbideN703

    AbideN703 Yes, I'd hit it

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    Yeah the Wendy's boneless wing is just a nugget in some sauce. When I first tried them, I was verrrry disappointed.
     
  36. dolphindebby

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    My favorite is honey bar b Q wings, or italian wings from Fox's pizza.
    I'm not good with real spicy or hot.:sad:
     
  37. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Next Debate :The McRib

    This is club level worthy discussion
     
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