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Police seek Whole Foods foot-licking bandit

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by calphin, Aug 25, 2009.

  1. calphin

    calphin deadly at 250 yards!!

    Aug. 20: Cambridge, Massachussets police are looking for a man who licked a woman's feet at a Whole Foods store. Willie Geist has the bizarre details.

    :lol::up:

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5waWMCKSNlI"]YouTube - ZeitGeist: Police seek Whole Foods foot-licking bandit[/ame]
     
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  2. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    What

    is the world

    coming to?
     
  3. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    I never really understood the whole foot fetish thing...

    Maybe this nutjob thought the store was named "Whole Foots"...
     
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  4. phinnhedd

    phinnhedd Reality.

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    Must have been in the fresh produce section and saw free samples of corn. :shifty:
     
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  5. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    eya Paulie your'a knockin' em dead!
     
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  6. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    Whole Feet, whilst grammatically correct didn't have the same feel...

    on another note, what's up with all the foot massage places springing up lately... seriously...?
     
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  7. calphin

    calphin deadly at 250 yards!!

    Yuppies in volvo's.:lol::chuckle:
     
  8. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    Eating their granola bars and drinking Starbucks while listening Yanni. :lol:
     
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  9. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    :chuckle:
     
  10. TJamesW_Phinfan

    TJamesW_Phinfan New Member

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    Maybe he just lost his balance and fell over with his tongue out. Could happen to anyone. Too much Starbucks can effect your balance.
    :shifty:
     
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  11. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    That's exactly what happened to me... er... ...the guy.

    I assume... :pity:

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