I think myself, E, SICK, InFlames, BorderlandWolf and 16 strippers should get a house. Thats what I think.
Uhhhh, so I live with my ex girlfriend still, which is odd, to say the least. Anyhow, she is leaving on Thursday do so something or other. I find this out and then 10 minutes later, I get a call from a friend of mine who is a stripper. Allow me to transcribe: Me: "Hello?" Stripper: "Hey its me! What are you up to?" Me: "Around 235 or so (fake high society laugh)" Stripper: "You are such a fuggin dork. Hey but listen, me and my friend (Sandra) are driving down from Seattle and need a place to stay for the weekend." Me: "Who is (Sandra)?" Stripper: "She works with me." Me: "You mean another stripper?" Stripper: " (audible sigh) Yes, another dancer. I am trying to convince her to move down to Cali with me. We need to show her a good time. Have any ideas?" Me: "Ugh, she can come out on the boat I guess, grab some drinks, music and see what happens." Stripper: "Perfect! You are going to love her! We need a place to stay though still. Any chance we can stay with you? Or is your ex going to throw a fit?" Me (thinking quickly): "Nah, you can stay with me, I'm just gonna tell that ***** to get lost for the weekend..." Stripper: "You rock! (Sandra) says thank you too, she promises to make sure we have as much fun as we give her." Me: "Cool, listen I have to go black out thinking about this. Call me when you get into town." I promise I will have pictures for you after the weekend.
Joe offseason we could live together any day bud, as soon as football season started...you'd have to go. Sam, I hate you so much I love you. Any r rated pics I expect to be on my phone...
The little head forced me to do a walk of shame this morning... he's got some splainin' to do. I feel like getting some more ink done today. I miss the smell of it and the pain/ecstacy of the needle.
and now I find myself facing a conundrum either I drive back from Aventura and pick up Church's, or do I take the FIU shuttle to Aventura and miss out on church's but save gas.
Boy says grandma they burnin all the church's down in Mississippi, Grandma says thats aight we still got Popeyes.
I remember my dad and I used to love Church's when we lived down in Homestead, but it made my mom sick. So we didn't get to eat it that often.
You should get a tattoo of yourself getting tattooed... did I just blow your mind? Also, the dynamic of you still living with your ex-girlfriend intrigues me. I'd like to subscribe to your news letter if possible.