This is not a political thread. Its just for fun. You can find at least 500 different ridiculous things that some media somewhere on earth blames on global warming. So, lets have some fun with it. That said, here are a few things I blame on global warming. -The fact that I didn't get hired at my job 2 weeks earlier, so I wouldn't have been screwed out of my first bonus -The record cool temps we had this week -Rocky 5 -My wife's morning sickness -Miami's 2007 season -This thread So, what are some things you blame on global warming?
I blame global warming for SARS and the Swine Flu, both of which turned out to be about as dangerous as the regular cold, and the regular flu.
/end thread What's been with all the Walt-bashing lately? Could be worse, you could be rooming with Warfrat.
Girls getting bigger boobs at a younger age. I think the warmer climate has incubated the boobs, helping them grow faster. Global Warming: Not all bad.
I blame it directly on the fact I barely get to ski anymore. The fact I moved out of the mountains and into the desert/Texas has NOTHING to do with it
I blame global warming for: ~ Britney Spears constantly going commando. ~ The Jonas Brothers. ~ Every time Kanye West opens his mouth. ~ Reality TV.
Well, then global warming must also be responsible for the saggy boobs all those girls will have by the time they're 30.
Mutant mosquitoes from hell. The oven effect on my cars interior after 5 seconds in the sun. The frying pan effect on any surface other than grass after 5 seconds in the sun. Bad drivers. People that write checks in the cash line. Mutant mosquitoes from hell. Seriously over the last few years they have mutated and developed bizarre paranormal powers. Like despite my car going down the road at 90 mph with all 4 windows and the sun roof open causing tornado like effects inside the car the skeeter manages to lazily buzz around my face unaffected. Has to be global warming.
Other things I blame global warming for: making the sun hotter. Sam Raimi not making an Evil Dead 4 No Team America sequel Judas Priest's latest album sucking The IRS the letter 'U' not following 'Q' in the alphabet Crab legs being so expensive Windows Vista No lighthouses in Tennessee Facial hair on an otherwise hot woman
I agree because it takes three coal burning food plants to supply his three meals a day. That's not even counting the diesel it takes to keep the constant steam of tractor trailers on the road to get the food to Ryan. And I also blame the terrorists...they're behind everything.
HUMIDITY! it seems like when the humidity goes up and i sweat more, the more poison oak and ivy i seem to catch!