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WHat do you blame global warming for?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Phinvader Bill, Jul 22, 2009.

  1. Phinvader Bill

    Phinvader Bill The all new Mr. Event

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    This is not a political thread. Its just for fun. You can find at least 500 different ridiculous things that some media somewhere on earth blames on global warming. So, lets have some fun with it.

    That said, here are a few things I blame on global warming.

    -The fact that I didn't get hired at my job 2 weeks earlier, so I wouldn't have been screwed out of my first bonus

    -The record cool temps we had this week

    -Rocky 5

    -My wife's morning sickness

    -Miami's 2007 season

    -This thread


    So, what are some things you blame on global warming?
     
  2. jdang307

    jdang307 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    mexican food (and my resulting bodily functions)
     
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  3. Ultra

    Ultra Lazy

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    I blame global warming for SARS and the Swine Flu, both of which turned out to be about as dangerous as the regular cold, and the regular flu.
     
  4. mor911

    mor911 pooping

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    I blame global warming for Warp
     
  5. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    What's been with all the Walt-bashing lately?
    Could be worse, you could be rooming with Warfrat. :shifty:
     
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  6. King Felix

    King Felix Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    all the weed smoke opie has polluted the air with
     
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  7. mor911

    mor911 pooping

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    he's pretty much stopped visiting the site... so i figured i'll make fun of him every chance i can
     
  8. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Yep, good call :up:
     
  9. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Girls getting bigger boobs at a younger age. I think the warmer climate has incubated the boobs, helping them grow faster. Global Warming: Not all bad.
     
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  10. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    I blame it directly on the fact I barely get to ski anymore.
    The fact I moved out of the mountains and into the desert/Texas has NOTHING to do with it
     
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  11. 124

    124 Banned

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    Eric Mangini.
     
  12. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Come on, man, Global Warming isn't responsible for something that terrible and cataclysmic.
     
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  13. 124

    124 Banned

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    I blame Global Warming for allowing Jimmy to post when not high.
     
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  14. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    I blame global warming for:

    ~ Britney Spears constantly going commando.
    ~ The Jonas Brothers.
    ~ Every time Kanye West opens his mouth.
    ~ Reality TV.
     
  15. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Sadly, it has shrunk the male ***** :pity:
     
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  16. Phinvader Bill

    Phinvader Bill The all new Mr. Event

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    Well, then global warming must also be responsible for the saggy boobs all those girls will have by the time they're 30. ;)
     
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  17. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    Opie
     
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  18. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDMyArnIdzY"]YouTube - George Bush Hates Black People[/ame]
     
  19. TJamesW_Phinfan

    TJamesW_Phinfan New Member

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    Mutant mosquitoes from hell.
    The oven effect on my cars interior after 5 seconds in the sun.
    The frying pan effect on any surface other than grass after 5 seconds in the sun.
    Bad drivers.
    People that write checks in the cash line.
    Mutant mosquitoes from hell. Seriously over the last few years they have mutated and developed bizarre paranormal powers. Like despite my car going down the road at 90 mph with all 4 windows and the sun roof open causing tornado like effects inside the car the skeeter manages to lazily buzz around my face unaffected. Has to be global warming.
     
  20. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Uh, that's an impending ice age, did you move to Greenland?
     
  21. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    So...you mean...? FML
     
  22. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    :yes:
     
  23. BuckeyeKing

    BuckeyeKing Wolves DYNASTY!!!!

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    I don't blame anything for global warming because its simply not true.
     
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  24. Phinvader Bill

    Phinvader Bill The all new Mr. Event

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    Other things I blame global warming for:

    making the sun hotter.
    Sam Raimi not making an Evil Dead 4
    No Team America sequel
    Judas Priest's latest album sucking
    The IRS
    the letter 'U' not following 'Q' in the alphabet
    Crab legs being so expensive
    Windows Vista
    No lighthouses in Tennessee
    Facial hair on an otherwise hot woman
     
  25. steveincolorado

    steveincolorado Spook, Storme & Pebbles

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    Damn it, that was what I was thinking:up:
     
  26. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    I blame Rex Ryans obesity on it.
     
  27. sking29

    sking29 What it takes to be cool

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    I agree because it takes three coal burning food plants to supply his three meals a day.

    That's not even counting the diesel it takes to keep the constant steam of tractor trailers on the road to get the food to Ryan.


    And I also blame the terrorists...they're behind everything. :pity:
     
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  28. calphin

    calphin deadly at 250 yards!!

    speak for yourself. some of us were blessed.
     
  29. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    I was talking about Lucky :shifty:
     
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  30. calphin

    calphin deadly at 250 yards!!

    one could ask...how do you know that info...:shifty:
     
  31. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    All three of my kids being sick today.
     
  32. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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  33. dolfan06

    dolfan06 New Member

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    thats no problem at all, i've volunteered to hold em in place.
     
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    Tokyo!
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    The Sick & Big E Radio Show.
     
  36. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    Al Gore... it's a never ending cycle...
     
  37. dolfan06

    dolfan06 New Member

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    HUMIDITY! it seems like when the humidity goes up and i sweat more, the more poison oak and ivy i seem to catch!:angry:
     
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  38. PHINman69

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    All the hairspray Paris Hilton uses on her & her 7 dogs!:lol:
     

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