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Billy Mays can sell...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Fin D, Jul 2, 2009.

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  1. Jul 3, 2009 #41
    TiP54

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    Billy Mays could sell a Superbowl win to a bills fan.
     
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  2. Jul 3, 2009 #42
    m ino

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    stain b gones,scratch b gones, smell b gones..billy mays could make jimmy hoffa dissappear...litterally
     
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  3. Jul 3, 2009 #43
    Silverphin

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    He could sell the last X-Men movie to Marvel Comics fans.
     
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  4. Jul 3, 2009 #44
    Frumundah Finnatic

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    He could sell a douche bag to a Pats fan
     
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  5. Jul 3, 2009 #45
    unluckyluciano

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    Billie mays could sell........

    a legal age girl to r kelly.
    buddhism to jesus.
    a justice system to california.
    a normal sexual relationship to david carradine.
    something funny to gish.

    that last ones funny because gish hates funny stuff.



    discuss!
     
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  6. Jul 3, 2009 #46
    Silverphin

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    I thought Brady and Harrison were already patriots. :shifty:
     
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  7. Jul 5, 2009 #47
    Silverphin

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    Billy Mays could sell beef to a vegetarian.
     
  8. Jul 5, 2009 #48
    SICK

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    billy mays could sell me to stop drinking.............thats impossible.

    iam wasted now. and honestly.....and sadly......i miss billy more than michael.......billy loved life, did things right, worked fairs and carnivals for years to make a living....i loved his reality show pitchmen.......he worked everything.....he was "americas salesman" rip billy.
     
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  9. Jul 5, 2009 #49
    Alex44

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    Billy Mays could sell rational thought to captain Kirk /lame :lol:
     
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  10. Jul 5, 2009 #50
    Fin D

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    Billy Mays could sell the quoted fail as comedy.......:lol:
     
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  11. Jul 5, 2009 #51
    Alex44

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    Billy Mays could see Finascious D some manners!


    Kidding man :lol:
     
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  12. Jul 5, 2009 #52
    Fin D

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    Billy Mays could sell Alex the word "sell"......:tongue2:
     
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  13. Jul 5, 2009 #53
    Alex44

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    Haha well I just got owned.



    Billy Mays could sell the Lions another loss.
     
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  14. Jul 5, 2009 #54
    FinSane

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    Billy Mays could sell Taco Bell to Lucky as authentic Mexican food
     
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  15. Jul 5, 2009 #55
    Vengeful Odin

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    Billy Mays could sell holy water to Satan himself.
     
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  16. Jul 5, 2009 #56
    Silverphin

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    Billy Mays could sell sand to Egypt.
     
  17. Jul 5, 2009 #57
    Crappy Tipper

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  18. Jul 5, 2009 #58
    BigDogsHunt

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    Billy Mays could sell Life Insurance to himself, right now!!!!
     
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  19. Jul 7, 2009 #59
    HardKoreXXX

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    How ironic was that commercial?

    Billy Mays could sell a...

    Bananna Hammock to Lance Armstrong
    Wonder Bra to Christina Applegate
    bullet-proof vest to Superman
    Tuna Sandwich to Shania Twain (kudos to anyone who gets that)
    Time-Share in Agentina to Mark Sanford
     
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  20. Jul 7, 2009 #60
    Fin D

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    Billy Mays can sell a golf ball through a garden hose.
     
  21. Jul 7, 2009 #61
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    Billy Mays could sell a rubber dick to a nun!
     
  22. Jul 7, 2009 #62
    FinSane

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    billy mays could sell new technology to cnc66
     
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