Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The Miami Dolphins . Q: What do the Miami Dolphins and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.' Q: How do you keep a Miami Dolphin out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts. Q: Where do you go in Miami in case of tornado? A: To Dolphin Stadium - they never get a touchdown there. Q: What do you call a Miami Dolphin with a Super Bowl ring? A: A thief. Q: What's the difference between the Miami Dolphins and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: What do the Miami Dolphins and 'possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
OH MY FRICKIN GAWD! that was hilarious! i needed that, and i'm gonna share this with my phinsfan coworker.
