a drunk comes up to the bartender and asks "hey....d....do you have green toilet paper than yells "**** you?!?!" the bartender confused answers "noooo......." "oh" says the drunk....."then i just wiped my *** with your parrot"
a doctor walks into the patients room and looks down at his chart......he says to the patient "mr chirrard.....you need to stop masturbating" "why?" asks the patient. "well" the doctor answers "i am trying to examine you"
I realize today that I should be a prison guard. Afterall, I work with lieing, thieving pieces of **** everyday as it is. I might as well get to hit them legally with a billy club on occasion...****ing crooks.
I think that is a powerful commercial. It's almost like by the time the thumbs the starter button we're helping him.. and as he drives off we are wishing we were him... and then the crash..
Didnt see you on or I would have smacked you around some. You know what pisses me off about that game? They make the AI team waaay too good. I'm playing the Grizz last night and Gasol, not even the good Gasol is hitting 14 foot jumpers! I'm like c'mon! And Gay was on fire....wow...that sounds kinda bad... Gay is on fiyah!!!!! That make him a flamer? hmmm, or does that make him....In_Flames?
Marc Gasol may end up being better than his brother. They essentially play different positions, but Marc is a talented player. Don't be surprised in a couple of years if he is a more prominent player in the league.
Who knew the metal (?) industry was so cut throat. It takes brass balls. Nice guy? **** you. Family man? Go home and play with your kids. This business is for closers. My watch costs more than your car.
Do you have any idea how ****ing old you just made me feel? I had one of those when they first came out. Used it as a phone, hammer, doorstop, weapon, thing was versatile.