It's 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
Nah, last day of my vacation. Getting ready do do some ish around the house. Its me and my youngin today.
Getting paid to take a dump.....yeh...I could do this all day. Played the UFC demo last night. I cannot wait for that game to come out!
if u do play by play while shatting like I do............then yes.......i see the corelation.....absolutley
Maybe the Golf Channel with the sound turned off and some Yanni playing in the background after you took a handful of Tylenol PMs. Maybe. God, that sounds like a hot date at Sick's love nest.
40 minutes to my weekend in Chicago. Leaving tomorrow at 6 a.m. Playing around on the laptop in the hotel room all day tomorrow. Watching movies at the theater all day Saturday. Watching the Cubs at Wrigley and eating dinner at the Hard Rock Sunday.
I like nothing. Nothing at all. In other news, I am pretty sure my girlfriend is getting ready to dump me. Details when I sober up.
panzy....that was posted at like....10pm your time. post at 4am like me and THEN talk about sobering up....
take a bunch of tylenol pms and try to jerk off before you fall asleep.......best part? you always win
Cant wait to hear this one. Hence why you have not answered texts...lol... No wonder you wont post the pics. Stop OD'ing on jerking off and post em!! So....I'm back at work now...yay.
Im trying to figure out wich you like more.....Details in Mens clothing or wacking the carrot? I perfer the latter. ...Oh wait!!! Is it Jerking off while evaluating Mens clothing?
FYI the ziploc bag didnt treat me very well last night, maybe Ill give the bologna and mayo a try this weekend.