Fantastic website: texts from last night

mdma

 

damn rave kids...where's your glow stick Sam?

 

i just looked it up. seriously.

never taken any of that crap in my life.

 

damnnnnnn

 

That's pretty funny. I remember once I had a text session that went something like this:

Me: He cn u come pick me up?
Her: No, you're an *******. Walk home
Me. Nvrmind ur sis is here.
Her: On my Way

 

Why? Did you do her too?

 

no just think the response would be funny as hell.

 

I know I shouldn't laugh but that's the best so far!

 

ftw.

 

yes, yes they are!

 

(703): i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf

 

this stuff is freaking priceless!

 

You don't follow the current exchange rates of the market? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhtttttttt

 

Hah. That's my area code.

 

Funniest stuff I've seen in a long time!

 

Man I miss High School.

 

BJ's at the strip clubs have very volatile pricing markets.

so I really had no way of knowing if 200 was a good price for that particular night.

I do know that for like 2k..you can bang 3 strippers typewriter style. I won't tell you how I know that.

 

typewriter style?

 

^

 

inquiring minds want to know.

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?page=2&term=typewriter

Pretty much #8, except subtract guys and add girls.

 

should have never brought it up...I now have an urge to go find a cash machine.

 

hilarious web site. some of the things ive said should be on there, if i come home empty handed, im like a disc jockey. im on my phone hittin spins on it. im hittin up EVERYTHING with a vagina at about 3 am. frustrating times

 

Crazy *** Sam.

 

I figured I'd get this going again:

Palm Beach county:

http://textsfromlastnight.com/

 

Thats not like Opie to say that

Griddles has a new nickname?

 

Wow.