Hell, I'd take Tara Reid! She drinks until her boobs fall out-my kinda girl. Then I could shuck her corn.
Oh no-it's cross-thread goodness now, baby. Yeah, I'm using baby now. Co-opted it from George Costanza who stole it from Jerry.
I would think that the Patriot act would require a strip search and cavity something or another her to make sure she wasn't turned into one of them tearist mols.
She only wears a towel on her head when she gets outta the shower. Besides, she was in Texas. How many terrorists hail from Texas? And no GW jokes from the peanut gallery!