2009 April PhinFools Championship

Hey Opie. Now I want Tara Levine delivered to my house on Saturday like you promised.

 

You expect someone who ran for office to deliver on a promise?

 

Hell, I'd take Tara Reid! She drinks until her boobs fall out-my kinda girl.





Then I could shuck her corn.

 

can i not escape this madness!?!?!?!

 

Oh no-it's cross-thread goodness now, baby.




Yeah, I'm using baby now. Co-opted it from George Costanza who stole it from Jerry.

 

I gotta pick up the wife soon. Can't wait to see her luggage!

 

I would think that the Patriot act would require a strip search and cavity something or another her to make sure she wasn't turned into one of them tearist mols.

 

She only wears a towel on her head when she gets outta the shower.

Besides, she was in Texas. How many terrorists hail from Texas?

And no GW jokes from the peanut gallery!