Mr. President I'd like to submit my resume' to be part of your entourage. I make a mean Margarita so Secretary in charge of refreshments or something would be fine. I'll work very hard and will even learn how to make those weird tea latte things that the Wolf likes. Thank you for your consideration.
Forget the Tea, unless it's of the Long Island variety. Can you make a double bourbon on the rocks? Can you make lame excuses for my wife as to why I'm working late? Can you slip a hundred dollar bill into the palm of an arresting officer without anyone noticing? If you answer yes to all of those, then you are my right hand...gal.
This is the reason you lost Sick. Dolphins site and your hanging with a Jets fan? Questions will be asked. Next here make the right choice.......If you want to win that is!
Today a great wind of change has blown through ThePhins.com. A former bottom dweller that lurked in 'The Depths' of the sea has shed his skin and been reborn. 'Wonderfully charismatic' was the term William Shatner used to describe me recently. 'An inspiration to us all' Oprah Winfrey said on last weeks program titled: Message Board Moguls. GQ said, 'take Brad Pitt's looks, Clint Eastwood's attitude, Vin Diesel's body, Pavarotti's voice, Ron Jeremy's...er....body hair and throw in Obama's magnetism....then, and only then, you will see the tip of the iceberg known as Opfinistic.' But seriously, I told my wife that I won, and she said "This is what you've been doing while I'm in Texas you bum? Campaigning on a football website, during the offseason no less, arguing that you are the biggest fool there? Well guess what? You are." Man, I'm gonna miss her. In any case, no matter what the final tally reads, we all won here today. Special thanks to: Crappy Tipper DonShula84 Finsgirlie Pagan Enforcerfin33 And last, but certainly not least Sickfinfan33. You were all worthy opponents and are all important members of the greatest Miami Dolphins MB in the history of the universe.
Even though I didnt vote for you, congrats man. Couldnt have happened to a funnier guy(and a fellow stoner).
Congrats to Opie, who not only beat out the face of thephins radio show, but also beat out me, uhm....I have no real purpose, but according to Sick I have muffin man boobs, so chew on that Opie.
Sorry, I have dysentery, sometimes I read things wrong. Clam Chowder, or Channing Crowder? I have both on special today.
Thanks Nabo! From now on November 24th will be shave your woman's head and tie her up day, a new holiday for the alternatives among us. I was going to use your birthday instead of your join day, but for obvious reasons that wouldn't work.