i shouldn't laugh but, well, ummm, i am. nobody was hurt beyond a little possible frostbite to a sensitive area. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0106091vail1.html
I shouldn't laugh at this but that's one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I hope the guy gets some money for all the laugh's this ones gonna get...
How come its never hot chicks that have their pants fall down? *Hopes someone posts a pic that proves him wrong*
how the hell did she get on top of a fence with her pants half off? lol she musta been on something crazy
"I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen." "Oh, I don't know, Lloyd. The French are *******s."
I love the end of that movie when they run up to that bus and there's all those hot women on it and they want them to be the oil guys. Harry and Lloyd point them in the direction of the town and they realize what they've done so they run up to the bus real quick only to tell them that the town was in the opposite direction.
"The first time i set eyes on mary swanson, i just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where i'd do anything to bone her." "That's a special feeling, lloyd."
" WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!!! " "Swammy, sammy, sampson" "look on the breif case maybe it's on there" "oh, sampsonite! we were WAY OFF"
"I'd expect the rocky mountains to be a little rockier than this" "yeah that john denver is full of ****, man" edit: "tic tac, sir?" "so what happened did they get off scot free?" "no, in the movie they cought up to them about a mile and a half down the road and they slit their throats" "how'd you get that?" "ah, i sold some stuff" "like what?" "bag o cheetos, sack of marbles... peety" "you sold my dead bird to the blind kid?! he didn't even have a head!" "I took care of it!"
"why you going to the airport? flying somewhere?" "how'd you guess?" "i saw your luggage, then when i noticed the airline ticket, i put two and two together"
also *while looking behind him* "you know, statistically they say a crash is more likely to happen on the WAY to the airport" *meanwhile a car blows up in the background* --- "hey harry how was your day today?" "ah, it was alright. I fell off the jetway again"
"just when i thought you couldnt get....ANY DUMBER....you go and do something like this..............and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF" **missed high five**
State Trooper: Pullover! Harry: No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing. Lloyd: Yeah, killer boots man!
I just love the one guys hair cut... Its like a bowl cut if I recall correctly, but it was just so sweet. And that Car/Truck was pimpin'
Harry: So you got fired again, eh? Lloyd: Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, ya' know? Harry: Yeah, well, I lost my job too. Lloyd: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense. Harry: No, none taken. You know what really chaps my *** though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred. Lloyd: Hey, chicks love it. Its the shaggin' wagon.
out with the bad air in with the good... out with the bad air.. in with the good. i love that scene where they kill the guy with ratpoison