What if Lucky just ate taco's laced with ex lax and you were the only person he knew on that block and was knocking at your door and asked you to use your bathroom (providing you speak spanish), would you turn him away you mean person you?
Ironically, the last time I tried to communicate in Spanish, I ended up calling Nabo a bathroom! I live across the street from a convent (let the jokes begin), I'd tell him to go there. The good sisters of St. David's would surely feel sorry for him and allow him to use their facilities.
Unless your that dog, in which case my expectations of you have been fulfilled, your not coming any where near my house!
1. if I had to pee, I would not be knocking on her door... outdoors would be fine for me.. 2. I never poop at a girls house. ever. unless I am already banging her
Serious question, you walk into the ladies room and you hear a gal playin peekabo with a brown snake. Its loud and scary. She's having a hard time. Do you... A) Run away B) Find an old Priest and a Young Priest C) Alert the Custodian
88 replies and 5 stars Great job! I'd pee on your foot if you stand too close with other urinals available.
God knows where Warp's *** has been, and you said there are only two stalls, chances are you've contracted some disease. Any crapper that is not in your home = public tiolet. I need to hear this story.
Looks like some need to learn .... WORK POO! There are several variations out there. One day I might compile them
Honestly, A. Women don't poo in public unless its absolutley necessary. When we do, (now this will get a little gross) we will sit there in the bathroom and hold it until we're completley alone. There have been rare occasions when we speak up and ask the person in the bathroom to leave. A polite, I need to be alone please is kind of a code speak. Conversley, if we suspect whats already occuring, we will leave in a polite manner and make just enough noise to alert the woman commiting the infraction that we have given her privacy.
haha my mom keeps a bottle of air freshener in her office, and all the female employees come grab it off her desk when they need to do their business....true story. the following story is the grossest thing i've ever heard a man do in my entire life and i put my unborn children on the fact that every detail is true. whilest in the middle of nowhere for thanksgiving (naples) my boyfriend had sweet potatoes with marshmallows after going on a bland diet for a month...needless to say he had to go pretty bad and even made me invent a stupid reason as to why we had to leave early. i stopped at the nearest (and only) gas station i knew of...and he comes tearing out 5 minutes later telling me to drive away as fast as possible. then he tells me that he went into the bathroom and the urinals were so disgusting he went to use the stall....the stall was clogged and he did the only thing he could think to do.....he **** in the tank. he said he had to squat over it with his shoes on the seat...that it was the dirtiest bathroom he had seen in a long long time. then he goes to reach for the paper and there is none......so he tore down the "employees must wash their hands" sign and used that. that WOULD have been the end of the story except for the fact that apparently the lock on the door didn't work so while he's squatting over the tank wiping his *** with a piece of paper another dude walks in on him. trust me, i was mortified for him. thusly, girls do not poo in public. p.s. this may be one of the funniest and most honest threads i've read in a long time. thanks for being an *** mindwarp!
Well, if we are gonna start sharing personal stories about pooping... http://forums.thephins.com/showthread.php?t=10985 It still has me in tears.
Did you guys know that some poops float while others don't due to the fat content in said poop? Well, now you know!
if you mentioning my "deadpan" response is EXTREME PROPS.....then jesus christ sam....i dont know what the term "extreme" even ****ing means anymore....
lmfao at RBT goin off on someone "dissing" his home town.... watch out everyone...he is serious as a heart attack!!!! is he serious? serious as a heart attack? nah he aint..... is he? no... well perhaps.... but....probably not
You unleashed a beast you dont know what you got yourself in to. Or do you know what you got your self into No you dont know what you got your self into No he does not know what he got him and this site into
