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I'm Tired of Living a Lie - Closets Open... NOW.

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by mor911, Nov 14, 2008.

  1. mor911

    mor911 pooping

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    This might be a shock to some of you... But to others, it's life. I'll come right out and say it.

    I have a sexual relationship with uluckyluciano...


    It's true. For years I've hid my love for lucky behind fake stories and images of me with girls. I even went out and got a cool roommate like Warp to play the "cool bachelor" role. Truth is, lucky and I have been taking turns strolling down the Hershey highway since we used to frequent another homosexual Dolphins site.

    How it all began...

    It all started one lovely thread where I complained about trying to screw a Publix cashier... Lucky PMed me. Told me he knew how I felt. We made a connection... an online connection of eyes if you will. We talked via IM for 8 hours. It got hot. REALLY HOT. It all started with innocent cybering. Then the trips.

    Oh my god the trips... We've done more sword fighting than Russel Crowe and Mel Gibson combined. We'd spend all night spooning and cuddling. I loved my lucky. We fabricated a fake girlfriend so nobody would know. Lucky even created an alter ego called Amanda. We even gave her an account on thephins.com and called her fingirlie. All in an effort to sell a story.

    So recently we got into an argument about cuming out (get it?? LOL!!). Lucky isn't sure he wants that. Then I got a new Job. We haven't been cybering so much. Long distance relationships are tough. Here's a clip from a convo we had this morning:

    [​IMG]

    See the skin on the IM program? mega gay. Look at lucky's loving concern.

    So now the big question...

    Who do you guys think is the pitcher? Who's the Catcher?
     
  2. Mindwarp

    Mindwarp FFH

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    Great now I need a new Room-mate.q
     
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  3. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Im glad you guys finally decided to do this. Others, like myself, have known for quite some time an applaud your decision to let the rest of our online family here at ThePhins share in your unique bond.

    I Love You guys (in a non-gay way of course)
     
  4. Mindwarp

    Mindwarp FFH

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    Over There.
    this also explains Mor's obsession with walking around in nothing but his boxer briefs all the time. but when chicks come over he puts on Jeans and Long Sleeve shirts.
     
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  5. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Btw Mor I know I said I would come over this weekend to watch the game... but I just found out I have to go have a root canal done... then give bone marrow after that...sorry.
     
  6. Vengeful Odin

    Vengeful Odin Norse Mod

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    I've always thought you two would make a cute couple.
     
  7. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    the closet door has been open for a while. you just never noticed
     
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  8. PeaTearGriffin

    PeaTearGriffin Season Ticket Holder

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    :sidelol:
     
  9. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    "A Man Duh."

    The signs were always there, I guess Lucky was viacariously expressing his Morlove through that account.
     
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  10. Vengeful Odin

    Vengeful Odin Norse Mod

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    One question I have, Mor, is why your IM buddy name is "mrmindwarp."

    That just seems a little ... strange ... to me.
     
  11. anlgp

    anlgp ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

    Hey, this thread might only have room for one closet. :confused2:
     
  12. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Lucky is totally the housewife.
     
  13. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    If Amanda was... then that means Lucky... Mother of God... :pity:
     
  14. GreenMonster

    GreenMonster New Member

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    Everyone knew Mor's a bit fruity and was looking for the one. Lucky is the 1st one that loves Mor's stored up video game anger.
     
  15. Mindwarp

    Mindwarp FFH

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    Over There.
    Nice Try there buddy but thats just abother IM tab, We both use Digsby, the worlds greatest Chat Client. Only Mine doesn' look as frutie as his..


    :up:
     
  16. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

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    if amanda isnt real, then who gave enforcer this.....

    [​IMG]
     
  17. mor911

    mor911 pooping

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    Enforcer owns photobucket?
     
  18. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

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    do you not see it? or am i missing the funny part of that joke?
     
  19. mor911

    mor911 pooping

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    Naw man... Getting a photo bucket bandwidth image...
     
  20. Mindwarp

    Mindwarp FFH

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    Over There.


    no Stupid, Amanda gave enforcer Exceeded Bandwidth.
     
  21. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Thats better then the STD she gave Mor....
     
  22. mor911

    mor911 pooping

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    Exceeded Bandwidth? Is that like a new STD?
     
  23. Mindwarp

    Mindwarp FFH

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    Over There.
    it is on the intArwebz
     
  24. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    It burns when I type...
     
  25. Mindwarp

    Mindwarp FFH

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    Over There.
    ¯\(°_o)/¯
     
  26. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Way to screw up a good thread Warpie.
     
  27. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    Well, a thread anyway... :no:
     
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  28. vmarcilfan75

    vmarcilfan75 blah...blah...blah... Club Member

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    after seeing your sig with a tongue smilie id say UnLucky is the Catcher
     
  29. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    No wonder the little guy's been absent lately. He cant sit down long enough to type anything.
     
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  30. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    you guys believe this bs? mor catches more balls then a catcher for the kc royals. I am soooooooooo the pitcher.
     
  31. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    I think they take turns.
     
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  32. calphin

    calphin deadly at 250 yards!!

    Lucky always did strike me as the kind of guy who didn't care if he was pitching or catching, as long as he was on the team.:lol:
     
  33. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    :lol:

    Nice one. Im stealing that line :wink2:
     
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  34. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    im really really shocked.












    i thought blacks and mexicans hated eachother.
     
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  35. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Gyno Tony would have a field day with this :pity:
     
  36. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    What other secrets are the Mor hiding? Is he a secret Jets fan as well?
     
  37. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    dude I would never date a jets fan...................


    what?
     
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  38. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

    [​IMG]
     
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  39. mor911

    mor911 pooping

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    f u warp....
     
  40. Mindwarp

    Mindwarp FFH

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    me? the **** I do?

    besides not putting out?
     
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