Just-To-Talk 2

it wasn't a joke i was just talking

 

Not to toot my own horn (hehe toot) but Ive owned at least 3 posters on JetNation.com today.

Every week we win some loser starts a thread title to the effect of "Dolfags cant sell out a game"

The next 5 pages are Jets fans gushing over the fact that we barely sell out and what horrible fans we are for not going to the games because the stadium looks empty on TV.

One ******* actually had the audacity to criticize us for barely beating Seattle at home. In case you're wondering, the Jets BARELY beat KC at home... and I mean barely.

 

It's your tone when you post. A single smiley can make a world of difference.

"I'm not hungry" = not too funny, kinda like a Samphin post.

"I'm not hungry" + = hilarity ensues.

 

thats not what this thread is for!!! GET OUT!!!

 

yeah i can see what you're saying. I will put smilies after my posts from now on. i just wish there was some way to script it so I didn't have to do it manually

 

Soon you will be funny, never on par with Opie, but definitely funnier than Enforcerfin, of course open casket funerals are funnier than him.

 

learn the names of your favorite smileys. its easy. script for the smileys is

: nameofsmiley :


but without the spaces.

examples

: pointlol: =

: angry: =

: shifty: =

: sad: =

: yes: =

 

I think part of it could be he is still a relative unknown. If Samphin or I post something, it is most likey to be taken as a joke, smiley or no.

When Analgap does it, he still comes off as creepy dude who interjects himself into conversation and no one really knows wtf he is talking about.

 

i see youve taken a funniness apprentice. must feel good to be a master at the ripe age of 4.

 

fixed?

 

I know how to make smileys that way. That's not what I was getting at.

don't tell me you've never heard of anal gap?

 

You know...X-mas is right around the corner...if you're nice E may get you one of these badboys.

 

awesome i want one

 

Ooh I dunno, all the Miami Dolphins jerseys I get end in bad luck for whoever's name is on it. I don't think it can take any more pounding.

 

i was thinking of getting him the new vince young jersey.

 

hi guys

 

*flees*

 

seriously look at that cheerful *** wave

 

scary isnt it?

 

not as scary as anal gap

 

is that the gay version of the GAP?








isnt GAP gay enough?

 

dunno might be

which side of that store are you supposed to go in anyway??

 

my best guess is you personally walk right in the middle

 

You know ever since our win streak(and conversely their losing streak) Billszone has been incredibly quiet... I'm pretty sure the Fin Fans over there have broken their spirit.

As for the Jets fans, that caller I was talking to you about actually said the samething about the Seattle game.

Let me parapharse

Jets Douche: The Dolphins barely beat Seattle

Sedano: The Jets barely beat KC.

Jets Douche: Yeah well you cant blow them all out like we did against St Louis.

At this point I almost punched my car radio because of this guys' incredible stupidity,and then he was spouting off about how Namath revolutionized the game....dont think about that last part, your head will assplode.

 

Who would have thought the 49ers and Cards would be a good game?

 

i didn't that's for sure

 

The trophy case, nice name.

 

it's late thirty

 

mornin......im enjoying my day off.....hows everyone?

 

Morning.

 

im chillin.

 

Coffee

 

toddlers shouldnt drink coffee.

 

Whatever Bradyfan.

 

gettin direct tv with dvr this morning......im so excited

 

Good 4 u bro, sat. is so much better than cable. With just the basic package of Sat. you get so many more channels. I miss mine, I would have never given mine up if it wasnt for living in an apt. I miss NFL network and the Versus channel, and ESPN classic, and.....oh how depressing..

 

I absolutely despise Comcast, was thinking of switching to Verizon when they come to our area soon. Thought about Direct tv as well, but not sure about the cost. Comcast is getting ready to go up once again.