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Samphin Presents: ASK SAMPHIN ANYTHING!

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Samphin, Oct 23, 2008.

  1. anlgp

    anlgp ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

    i love that episode.
     
  2. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Well, the properties of 304L stainless steel tell us that it is an Austenitic type of Stainless, but everyone knows that the 300 series of stainless steel is more or less in that category.

    Also, we know that liquids have a higher expansivities than solids, so I would say it falls in between 17.3-23.1.

    :up:
     
  3. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Well, not even close but


    NICE JOB SAM :shifty:
     
  4. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    I actually did know that about the 304 stainless though. It is also less corrosion resistant as 305 and 316 stainless steel as well. It does, however, meet the 18/8 standards of stainless steel compounds. :hi5:
     
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  5. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    Sam: Can you take me to Funkytown?
     
  6. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    samson:

    donkey kong or mortal kombat?
     
  7. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    304 also is a little tough to Machine compared to 303 which is the most generic of Stainless Steels, however, 303 can NOT be used in Vacuum due to the fact it out-gasses almost as bad as Griddles.... (Has a relatively high Sulphur Content) :up:


    Edit:

    Sam,

    Who said

    BEST
    THREAD
    EVER

    HINT: SEGUEI....
     
  8. Bruzer

    Bruzer New Member

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    Dear Samphin: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
     
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  9. anlgp

    anlgp ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

    great you asked it wrong now not only are we not going to know but you're going to get banned.
     
  10. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Ok then El duderino, How many "Courics" (unit of measurement for a lump of ****)are there in one picogram?(0.000000000001 grams)?
     
  11. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Yo Sammy:

    You have the choice of sex with:
    A) A Bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup
    B) A chubby Puerto Rican dude named Rico
    C) A couple of cattle
    D) All of the above

    Which answer do you choose?
     
  12. like2god

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    GWAR is an awesome band :knucks:
     
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  13. like2god

    like2god Typical white person Luxury Box

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    Dear Sam,

    (to be continued later)
     
  14. Phinperor

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    I used to date a girl, in my teens, who did makeup/costume effects for GWAR in the Slave Pit, which was down here in Richmond. I got to go in a few times. Although not a fan of their music, their live shows are the best. It was actually funny, for awhile Richmond put a ban on GWAR so they went around here performing as RAWG (GWAR w/out costumes, etc.), but the ban was finally lifted.

    They used to play alot of shows here with Burn the Priest (who are now known as Lamb of God) when they were RAWG. LoG is also from Richmond.
     
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  15. azfinfanmang

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    Dude,

    Please tell me you had to research what the unit of measurement for **** is.

    If not you are probably a plumber, in which case there are only 3 things you need to know.

    1. Righty tighty- Lefty Loosy unless its gas pipe of course.
    2. **** rolls downhill
    3. Never ever clean that "Dirt" from under your fingernails with your teeth...

    :pity:
     
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  16. Vampire Baby

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    Ya remember the X- Cops by chance mate?

    Glad I was there to see it.

    X-Cops - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
     
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  17. like2god

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    Some of the music is over the top and funny, but there are quite a few songs that are straight forward metal that absolutely kick ***. Never saw them live, but I've seen clips of their shows and I wouldn't go without a rain jacket. :pointlol:
     
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  18. Phinperor

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    Actually yes, somewhat. It's been awhile but it definitely rings a bell.
     
  19. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Apparently funkytown is in, or around Ft. Worth, Texas.
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-lmyIJVIGA&feature=related]YouTube - Reppin Dat Funkytown (Fort Worth, Texas)[/ame]

    Mortal Kombat, but only the SNES version that had no blood. Nothing like ripping a guy's heart out and seeing him "sweat" to death.

    The only thing that comes to mind is David Bowie...

    According to the Owl, three, but he was a cheater. According to Busta Rhymes, he would counter that question with the following question: How many drinks to I lick the center of your booty hole?

    The man is truly a poet.

    Well, I have had a few heffers in my day, but I would have to say Mrs. Butterworth. I have gotten to second base with her since the 2nd grade so why not round third and come home right?
     
  20. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    There ya go, and the fact that no one has gotten that reference is dissapointing
     
  21. like2god

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    .....(continued)

    Sam, if a tree falls in the forest on top of Paris Hilton, do the other trees laugh and say "that's hawt"?
     
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  22. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει


    Only if she happens to be in that creepy forest from the Wizard of Oz or the living forest in Lord of the Rings.

    Otherwise, everyone knows that trees don't laugh or speak. :pity:
     
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  23. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    If I were to punch L2G in the face, would I inherit his mod superpowers?
     
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  24. calphin

    calphin deadly at 250 yards!!


    that would be the least of your worries:lol: cause the chit would hit the fan!!
     
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  25. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    Sam...tug...


    Sam...tug...


    Sam...tug...


    Sammo...tug...


    Samphin...tug...


    Samson...tug...


    Sambo...tug...


    Sammy...tug...


    Sam...tug...


    Sam...tug...


    Sam...tug...


    Sam...tug...


    Sam...tug...


    Sam...tug...





    OK...OK...OK...I forgot.

     
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  26. like2god

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    Sam, I have another question.

    What is the best way to dispose of a body, fire or lye?

    btw this is COMPLETELY unrelated to the post I just quoted.
     
  27. Phinperor

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    What exactly are you tugging Nab? :shifty:
     
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  28. NaboCane

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    It's not a job...it's an adventure!
     
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  29. azfinfanmang

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    THANKS TO ALL PARTICIPATING IN THIS..

    Oh yeah, and I just typed all that in caps for NO reason as the filter is gonna kill it

    SAM:
    Are you going to answer Nabocane?

    I will sit back and watch the fireworks....
     
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  30. NaboCane

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    Cane. NaboCane.

    Thank you.
     
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  31. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    With the price of gas the way it is, you have to ask yourself:

    "Is it really worth burning this douche?"

    I'd go with the lye
     
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  32. Big E

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    I got one for you Sam, whos the douche that changed my avy?
     
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  33. Phinperor

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    :jt0323:
     
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  34. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    No. You would have to challenge him to a ladder match ala WWE. The first person to climb the ladder and grab the briefcase with the superpowers inside, wins.

    Lye. I have yet to see a CSI where anyone was caught using lye to rid of a body.

    Burning however, leaves trace evidence that can be found with blacklights, uber hot CSI personell and funky club type music over a montage of "working."

    Nabo ever asked a question...unless I missed one?

    My money is on one of the following:

    a: In_Flames
    b. you
    c. Like2God
    d. God
    e: Mindwarp
     
  35. Big E

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    suspect #1,2,3 and 4. :wink2:
     
  36. Phinperor

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    wait, what about Gri.....nevermind :pity:

    jk Griddles,I love ya bro
     
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  37. Big E

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    Your so lucky that the Mods that I'm tight with like you better...:pity:
     
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  38. Phinperor

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    This may have to be investigated...we Mods have a rule, no dating and/or ______ the members. Wait, you were tight with Griddles, weren't you?
     
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  39. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    But I can still punch him in the face right? and by punch I mean hit with aforementioned ladder.
     
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  40. azfinfanmang

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    Sorry to correct your heineeesss

    But when referring GOD you are referring to either Mr Muck or Mr Celtkin, therefore d shouldve been Plural :up:

    Okay, thanks for playin bye.... :wink2:
     

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