i like carlin's idea. something along the lines of, "my kid just sold drugs to your honor student kid."
I don't care for sacreligious jokes, but this bumper sticker, for some reason really made me laugh. "Jeez if you love Honkus". Another one I saw was on an old beatup 60's VW hippie Van. It said "F@#% the whales!". Just didn't expect to see that one on that particular automobile. Yea, I have a warped since of humor.
i like the one i have on my 5th wheel trailer, its a warning about an alarm system i don't have: protected by pitbull with aids!
Stop repeat offenders don't re-elect them if you can read this i can hit my brakes and sue you watch out for the idiot behind me
Just got back from vacation and saw this on a car. A penny for your thoughts A dollar if you flash me